THE FIVE STAGES OF “THE GIGGLES”
Stage 1: Eye twitching & full body shaking
Eye drops & small doses of sedatives
Stage 2: Nose bleeds, coughing, numbness
Tissues & water
Stage 3: Hallucinations, paranoia, & nightmares
RESTRAIN
Stage 4: Violent thoughts/urges & mood swings
QUARANTINE
Stage 5: ɹǝpɐƆʇƎp
THE DOCTOR WILL PRIORITIZE








