Mar 7, 2014
This is the ultimate of all piratical desert island survival kits. In this miniature bottle is a vial of ink, a pen tip and a roll of parchment. Every pirate, scoundrel and rogue should include this in their survival packs. If you ever find yourself shipwrecked or abandoned on an island in the middle of nowhere there's no need to wait for your sea turtles to find you. You can simply write "Help!" on the included paper, roll it up and put it in the bottle for shipment. Then just toss the bottle into the ocean and sit back on the beach with a bottle of rum while you await your rescue.