"Hello Gensokyo! It is now time for the Bhava-agra Pollen Weather Report! Giving you all the latest in Pollen related weather. Hosted by yours truely, The cutest weathergirl around, Lily 'Hinanawi' White!"
"To start off with areas around the human village, Myouren Temple, and Hakurei Shrine, the pollen levels are at a comfy low level! Light sniffles at most."
"Meanwhile at the Garden of the Sun and the Nameless Hill pollen levels are High! Because no duh."
"Then in the forest of magic and Higan River, Pollen levels are down from the high earlier today thanks to Witch and Boatwomen involvements! Hurray!"
"At the Bamboo forest of the Lost, Pollen levels are at near zero. The bambo didn't bloom this year. That's next year! So have fun with that bunnies!"
"Jumping over to Youkai Mountain and Moriya Shrine, Pollen levels are medium at the moment, but but due to the strong winds currently building up, it is expected to form into a Pollen Storm before sundown. So please be safe and avoid flying if possible."
"And lastly, Here is the pollen level currently going on inside the the Magic Library, Voile!"
"This has been the Bhava-agra Pollen Weather Report! Lily 'Hinanawi' White signing off!"