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DAVESPRITE: -he looks around to see if the coast is clear from the vent grates-

DAVE: -WHAT WAS THAT-

ROXY: -too busy makin weapons-

DAVESPRITE: yo everybody cool in here

DAVE: -jumps- what the fuck

DAVE: what are you doing in here

DARKLEER: -raises his head to staaaaaare-

ROXY: !!! -looks at dave then turns and smiles- omg hey davesprite!!

DAVESPRITE: uh, i dunno, escaping and bein helpful? see look at foxy roxy that's the kind of reaction a guy can appreciate hey dude

DAVE: are you gonna help us escape or what is that what youre doing here

DAVESPRITE: dirk says 'tell roxy and dave to hang in there. especially dave' also he's wearing your present but he won't tell me what it is

ROXY: :P flirt as per friggin usual

ROXY: and omg also figures

DAVESPRITE: well i can sure as fuck try but right now im on an intel gathering mission how's it going in here

DAVE: -he is SO not in the mood for davesprite shenanigans- wait

DAVE: wearing what present

DAVESPRITE: i ain't a flirt im just spittin the cold hard truth

DAVESPRITE: somethin from roxy. i guessed pony themed underthings and he said i was close.

DAVE: gross

ROXY: -glad to hear dirk is ok but she lets Davesprite talk she wants to hear how everyone is and what hes up to-

ROXY: lookit you brave beanana

ROXY: doya know how every one else is?

ROXY: wow dont hate

DAVE: -lays on his back on the cold hard ground-

DAVESPRITE: rufioh is okay, disciple is okay, cronus is okay but also like a major shithead who tried to foil my escape plot for some reason. rhodri is cool, the cute lil ambassador is okay, and dirk. daelos got taken after he got me out. dunno what's happening to the big guy but probably not nothin good

DAVESPRITE: is everyone in here okay? they haven't tried to like experiment on or torture anyone?

DAVE: no we have literally just been sitting here this whole goddamn time

DAVE; aint seen no signs of anyone

DAVESPRITE: oh also the door to dirk's cell is broken it can't open

DAVE: hahahaha wow

DAVE: his door is broken

DAVE: hahahahaha

DAVESPRITE: yeah he broke it somehow but like. they can't get in either at least

DAVESPRITE: the intention was not to break it so he's pretty mad i think

ROXY: dave calm down we can get in there to them or at least ds and me

ROXY: well get them out

ROXY: itll be chill we got this were smart peeps

DAVE: fuckin hotel california up in there

DAVE: hey im calm im havin a great time

DAVE: hahahaha

DAVESPRITE: yeah man it'll be fine

ROXY: do you know were daelos is right now?

DAVE: dont itll be fine me dude

DAVESPRITE: stay safe, they tried some shit with cronus until the alarm went off. he came back okay but- what nah not yet. it's gotta be in a different part of the ship since im in the vents near the cells

DAVESPRITE: dave prime there are more important things going on than your weird ass issues with me okay im tryin to be helpful

DAVE: im just sayin you dont know shit

DAVE: like a for effort

DAVE: you tried

DAVE: you just cant say its gonna be fine when you dont know that

ROXY: right...

ROXY: -turns to dave and sighs- in terms of fine ness all of this isnt fine but we can make it at least better than what it is now bab

DAVESPRITE: you're right i don't know that

DAVESPRITE: im tryin to keep hopeful tho man im in a vent

DAVESPRITE: plus like, we're the main characters, we can't all die

DAVESPRITE: i can survive in space

DAVESPRITE: im considering trying to get off the ship and find ours

DAVE: -he's laughing- bullshit

DAVE: god youre so deluded

DAVESPRITE: are you literally telling me i can't survive in space because i promise i can survive in space

DAVE: im telling you youre kiddin yourself you douchebag

DAVE: you think you can get by like that but newsflash

DAVE: you cant survive off lame excuses for wit

DAVESPRITE: are you sure you're not just tellin me what you'd be tellin a mirror if there was one in here

DAVESPRITE: but like. im a sprite. i feed off stars. i can survive in space.

DAVE: even if i was

DAVE: what makes you and i so different

DAVE: you chose to be me plus a bird which isnt even ironic its just stupid

DAVE: so even if i was talkin to a past version of myself thats still who you are

DAVE: and it was a shitty choice to make

DAVE: picking me

DAVESPRITE: im not past you anymore

DAVESPRITE: i grew too you know weve had different experiences were different im different

DAVESPRITE: and for the record i dont fuckin regret it

DAVESPRITE: i understand myself way better with you in here than i would with anyone else im thinking about things most sprites dont care about and a lot of it sucks because we are some sad fuckers but id rather be bummed about my place in the universe than not know i had one

DAVESPRITE: i liked you. liked the bird. its not exactly always a conscious choice. sometimes shit just feels right.

DAVESPRITE: im sorry you're so pissed at me and at you but were not exactly the same and things are still changin and im not doing anything to hurt you so i don't know why you're so fucking mad at me

KANKRI: -These two daves clearly have issues with each other. Maybe if and when they all escape, Kankri will organize a propper sit down with these two. For now he is an onlooker, waiting, and watching...-

DAVE: -why is he laughing still?- sorry hold on

DAVE: just hahahaha god

DAVE: you say were different but you come in with my history

DAVE: you get my memories you didnt even live through

DAVE: you almost singlehandedly ruined all of my progress with bro

DAVE: and of course because youre me you know everything and youre so fucking

DAVE: willing to lay it out on the table but what if i dont want to do that

DAVE: its just youre

DAVE: hahahahhaa a fucking BIRD

DAVESPRITE: yeah im a fucking bird

DAVESPRITE: also what the fuck how did i almost ruin your progress with bro ive literally talked to the guy once and it was for like five minutes in a public place i didn't do shit

DAVE: you got all fuckin pissed at him

DAVE: dont pretend like it didnt happen

DAVE: and dirks my brother doves not yours you cant just jack my shit cuz i know

DAVE: i know youre

DAVE: -god he's kind of hysterical.-

DAVE: -...hysterically...laugh-crying?-

DAVE: this is good

DAVE: this is great hahahaha

DAVESPRITE: im not trying to jack your shit?

DAVESPRITE: that's literally not why im here

DAVESPRITE: i got pissed because he was rude to me but im not you im not trying to steal your place like a fucking pod person

DAVESPRITE: the people you like are allowed to like people that aren't you, you absolute shitlord

DAVESPRITE: i don't want your life i want my OWN that's the whole point that's all i want is to be my own person

DAVESPRITE: dirk likes me jade likes me im not stealing them theyre my goddamn friends

ROXY: -holds up hands- okay hold the fuckin phone here

ROXY:  this is some shit of which neither of yall shall not put

ROXY: this has obviously been buildin for some time and gettin it out is glorious but not like this and not right now

ROXY: sorry to shut down the hysteria factory but dave.... davey im gonna need you to hang on a second ok babe?

ROXY: dvs let us unruffle the feathers and get down to some nitty gritty

ROXY: you mofos need to talk for real but jugglin the bus you throw each other under isnt the game to play

DAVE: yeah yep got it -wiping his eyes- do your thing rox

DAVE: hahaha

ROXY: ok thank you -can she pull him in for a hug? wanna bury your face in her 6-day unshowered cleavage for comfort?-

DAVESPRITE: yeah okay whatever

DAVESPRITE: (he started it)

ROXY: -mom stares at Davesprite-

ROXY: -you know the look, the stop cuttin up in the store look-

DAVESPRITE: -bird noise-

DAVESPRITE: sorry

DAVE: -glaring at davesprite while just lying against roxy-

ROXY: its ok

ROXY: were all stressed out

ROXY: we can deal with all this later and we WILL deal with it

ROXY: just right now i want us to get outta here so we can bicker freely

ROXY: dont go off and brood on all this shit orangepeel

DAVESPRITE: yeah ok

DAVESPRITE: im sure well talk about it sometime if you can convince dave to ever be in a room with me on purpose haha not likely right

DAVESPRITE: anyway do you have any messages you want delivered or what im burning starlight here

DAVE: yeah tell dirk this

DAVE: ramblers in the wilderness we cant find what we need

DAVE: -he's not looking at him-

ROXY: just tell them all to be safe

ROXY: see if rosey is ok for me and most def try to find daelos -grimaces- id hate 2 think what they might be doin to him if its not the usual taze and dump...

ROXY: just let em all know were gettin outta here in one piece when we get a solid plan and you be safe zippin around out there too

DAVE: tell rose shes not my real mom

DAVE: also i love her

DAVE: tell karkat he needs to talk louder

ROXY: -snorts because rose is definitely his mom-

DAVESPRITE: aight ill check in on them and ill try to get back and let you know

DAVESPRITE: are these all inside jokes are you making me deliver inside jokes

DAVE: why dont you try suckin out my memory and youll find out

DAVE: just a little more than you already have

ROXY: -pinches dave-

DAVE: fuck

ROXY: :/

DAVESPRITE: i dont fucking want it fuck you keep it

DAVESPRITE: stay safe guys

DAVESPRITE: even dave

DAVESPRITE: aight im off

DAVE: bye felicia

DAVESPRITE: -clawed middle finger through the grate-

ROXY: this is not the demeanor of someone that wants sweaty funk cuddles

DAVE: sorry

DAVESPRITE: -zooms-

DAVESPRITE: -now you may talk among yourselves-

DAVE: -suddenly very silent-

ROXY: -pets his hair-

ROXY: u dont feel better do u?

DAVE: i fucked up

ROXY: yeah u did

ROXY: and you have to fix it right?

DAVE: yeah -quiet-

ROXY: well work on it together

ROXY: but i think a simple apology can be good next time we see him

DAVE: i dunno if i can go that far

ROXY: to apologize?

DAVE: well yeah cuz

DAVE: i dont know why he would even do the same to me

ROXY: no i mean ur both apologizin to the other

DAVE: oh

DAVE: how do you know hes gonna

[weatheringquerist-blog]

Hours earlier: WQ: -she's been listening at the door, waiting to overhear anything helpful or any news that may fill them in as to what happened. Other than doing this, her days are spent sitting, sleeping, and pacing a smooth surface into the floor.-

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DAVESPRITE: -he's in the vents above, looking down to see if it's clear-

[The hallway is currently CLEAR of guards, but it likely won't stay that way for long as they've beefed up security.]

DAVESPRITE: pssst. everyone in here okay?

WQ: -she's lying on her bunk and at the voice, her eyes flash open. She slowly sits up and looks about the room in confusion, because she's gotten used to everyone's voices in here, and that didn't sound like a This Particular Prison Cell peeps' voice.-

DIRK: -well, THAT voice definitely makes dirk jolt up in his own bed- Dave? -he gets up, heading for the door to try and peer out in hopes of seeing his brother. or his bird brother. he remembers that is an option here.-

DAVESPRITE: up here. not the dave you're looking for, sorry man. what do you know? how can i help?

WQ: -She gets up out of that uncomfortable bed to better speak to Davesprite, but gives Dirk a glance before doing so.-

WQ: I was hoping you could tell us. We know very little, aside from the knowledge that something took place a day or so ago. We have also attempted escape. However, our efforts bore no fruit.

DIRK: Yeah, pretty sure all we did was bust the door, and the guards didn't even seem to give a fuck about it.

DAVESPRITE: well, uh. i am out. clearly. and someone sent us some shit?? in the cell. we don't know who.

DIRK: Right, we got a care package too. I suspect it was from Roxy.

DAVESPRITE: did they take it away?

No. -pauses, finding it strange that if they found stuff in one cell, they wouldn't look in the others, but shrugs it off.-

DIRK: Did they take yours?

DISCIPLE: maybe? tbh i was asleep. either that or they ate it while i was out. like jackasses.

DAVESPRITE: have they hurt you guys? tried to mess with your heads?

WQ: -her brows furrow- No. As of yet we have been left unbothered. Has this been happening to others?

DAVESPRITE: they keep yanking people. for questioning i guess. daelos thought people were gonna be tortured or somethin, i really dunno. the seadweller dude was taken but he was okay, somethin happened before he could be hurt. the alarm and shit. i dunno what went down. he tried to fuck up our plan though.

WQ: -glances at Dirk, glances at the completely obliterated keypad, then returns her focus back to Davesprite though not looking at him directly-

WQ: That may be in part they cannot get in?

DAVESPRITE: wait, they can't get in here??

WQ: -SO MUCH LOOKING AT DIRK NOW-

WQ: You are the engineer.

DIRK: -SIGHS- Look, I said it was a gamble messing with the door.

DIRK: I don't have any way of accessing any hardware.

DIRK: But no, they probably can't get in. I thought maybe they'd try fixing the door, but thus far they don't seem to give a shit. Maybe they think it's for a better.

DAVESPRITE: but you guys can't get out either?

WQ: -shakes her head- We cannot. Though it was a fair attempt, regardless. -Pats Dirks shoulder-

DIRK: -BC-

WQ: -what kind of face is that?-

DIRK: -A "I FAILED" FACE-

DIRK: What's your plan, anyway? Now that you're out?

DAVESPRITE: i have no fuckin idea. don't get caught, i guess? rufioh says to say that he dissie and crobro are okay, but i don't know who half those people fucking are.

WQ: -Hurray fellow ambassador!- That is a relief. Do you know about the others?

DAVESPRITE: not yet. im gonna check the other cells next.

WQ: -nods- Add us to your list of people who are okay? ^_^

WQ: Dirk, Rhodri, Equius.

DAVESPRITE: oh! i was supposed to look for rhodri.

DAVEPSRITE: rad

WQ: A trip well worth it, then.

DAVESPRITE: i wanted to make sure everyone was okay anyway

DAVESPRITE: this whole thing is bullshit

WQ: Agreed.

DIRK: Yeah, no joke.

DIRK: Hey, uh... When you see Roxy and Dave, tell 'em I said to hang in there.

DIRK: Dave especially.

DIRK: Oh, and thank Roxy for the lil gift. Tell her I'm wearing it right now.

WQ: -LONG pause- On the other hand, please inform Roxy that I am grateful we have another option rather than the dubiously colored slop we were served.

DAVESPRITE: sure thing. what are you wearin? somethin weird?

DIRK: Naturally.

DAVESPRITE: is it a jockstrap shaped like a pony

DIRK: ...

DIRK: Very close.

DAVESPRITE: well don't leave me in suspense man cmon what is it

DAVESPRITE: is it a pony shaped like a jockstrap

WQ: -slowly places her face into her hands. She cannot unsee it- You were closer before.

DAVESPRITE: a rainbow sparkle or whatever g-string

WQ: -she is not going to say any more. She has said enough, and currently she was rethinking everything she had ever done and wondering if this was truly what her life had come to and where her choices had led her.-

DIRK: You're good at this.

DIRK: So close, you can do it.

DAVESPRITE: am i close with the ponies or close in assuming it's some kind of scandalous underthing

DIRK: Yes, both are on the right track-- Uh.

DIRK: Actually... We can play this game later. I don't want to keep you from your mission.

DAVESPRITE: yeah that's fair. ill see you guys soon stay safe

DAVESPRITE: uh if the rhodri dude has the same powers as rufioh he can communicate with my bird bits. so. adios.

[aerugotourbillon-blog]

-- metacarpalTalkback [MT] began trolling aerugoTourbillon [AT] at 01:53 --

MT: yo

MT: i got bored and picked a random name off the roll

AT: woah, hey man... a random name?

AT: here 1 thought what we had was spec1al, yo... d*mn.

MT: okay i lied youre special

MT: tbh i wasnt actually sure it was you for a second

MT: and in case it wasnt i wanted a cover

MT: why are there so many fuckin ats on this list man who designed this shit

MT: there are so many other letters

MT: im the only mt you know thats true

MT: okay anyway sup rufioh

AT: you're d*mn r1ght 1'm spec1al. who's your lusus now, heh.

AT: sup davespr1te... how's 1t k1ck1n.

MT: you are totally not my troll lusus thatd be weird

MT: im pretty rad man i had to hang with the captain

MT: he drew a cat

MT: sup with you

AT: man... 1 got to hang out w1th th1s drag of a human... roxanne or someth1ng... she's noth1ng l1ke roxy, for the record.

AT: 1 don't even know... 1 thought 1t'd be cool to ch1ll w1th someone new but 1t was l1ke she d1dn't even wanna be there so???

AT: whatever, yo... 1 got better th1ngs to be buzz1n at.

AT: pretty much sucked *ss... and not 1n the good way, lol.

MT: omg wow way to bring sucking ass right up man

MT: but that sounds pretty lame

MT: heres information for you: eridan doesnt fuckin know what a highfive is

AT: you at least show h1m about the f1st bumps?

MT: i showed him high fives but i think he needs to practice

AT: man... saddest th1ng 1 ever heard of.

AT: you're do1ng a good th1ng tho so that's cool.

MT: i am a fucking saint this is real charity work

MT: whatve you been up to dude

AT: noth1ng r1ght now... catch1ng up on my shows, that's all.

AT: been a l1l qu1et around here but 1t's a1ght. 1 l1ke qu1et.

MT: what kinda shows do you watch?

AT: an1mes stra1ght outta eastern beforus 1s where 1t's at, bro.

AT: wbu?

MT: anime holy fuck

MT: have you talked to dirk about anime

MT: i dig some of that stuff too but also just really terribad movies theyre hilarious

AT: dude... we shoot that sh*t l1ke 1t was sacr1l1geous sw1ll, yo.

AT: stra1ght up.

AT: 1t's l1ke... been there. done that, haha.

AT: holy sh*t tho. terr1bad mov1es?

AT: l1ke what?

MT: the room is the greatest film masterpiece of our generation

MT: sometimes ill just look up really bad movies

MT: shitty romcoms

MT: awkward acting

MT: terrible weird plots

MT: bad special effects

MT: its gr8

AT: 1 don't th1nk 1've ever seen that fl1ck before...

AT: haha but 1t sounds t1ght, the way you're talk1ng about 1t.

MT: oh thats not all the room

MT: i was listing other things i watch

MT: but the room is the worstbest of all time honestly its so fucking bad im in love with it

MT: its like a relic of an ancient time where things were terrible

AT: hahaha, holy sh*t tho... 1 get what you mean.

AT: th1ngs m1ghta been terr1ble but sh*t... that's not gonna stop you from laugh1ng your *ss off at 1t.

AT: 1t's an art, yo... needs mad props and shout outs by dudes who get 1t.

MT: hell yeah it is

MT: maybe i can show you the thing sometime

MT: youll laugh those horns right off your head

AT: yeah, man, def.

AT: so long as you lay off the rack.

MT: hey i like the rack its a nice rack

MT: you could probably use it to hold things

AT: yeah... l1ke your mom lusus.

AT: whaaaaat???

AT: yeah 1 sa1d 1t... both your human mom and your b1rd mom cuz... commun1ng sh*t bruh.

AT: get down w1th 1t.

MT: i dont even know either of those moms

AT: but 1'll hold em both, yo. watch 1t.

MT: thats a little weird

MT: is that even an insult

MT: youre gonna hold my moms

MT: sure man okay love em good

AT: hahaha, d*mn... can't even take a joke.

AT: or should 1 say l1ke... yolk?

AT: olololol.

MT: oh my god

MT: i dont lay eggs bro i promise you that thatd be so weird

AT: hey, 1 don't know your bus1ness and you don't gotta tell me e1ther.

MT: i can take so many jokes

MT: how am i even holding all of these

AT: h1de them 1n that we1rd *ss body pouch you have.

AT: l1ke... your l1teral *ss pouch yo. l1ke... 1 don't even f*ck1ng know what's 1n there.

MT: i mean you could always ask

AT: 1 could ask but... the mystery's way funn1er.

AT: gotta apprec1ate comed1c value when 1t's there, bro.

MT: youre a huge nerd and we gotta hang again sometime

AT: b1rds of a feather, yo. b1rds of a motherf*ck1ng feather. }:)

MT: hah absofuckinglutely

MT: did i ever show you my new jam

AT: no but... you can totes lay 1t on me. }B)

AT: (more b1rd puns for your peeps.)

MT: i cant fucking believe this

MT: why rufioh

MT: why

AT: cuz 1 love you bro. that's how th1s sh*t drops.

MT: btw your new rapper name is rack attack

AT: holy f*ck.

AT: yours 1s prolly st1ll *ss pouch. f*ck1ng lol!

MT: ass pouch is not my rap name thats a terrible rap name

MT: im still picking a new rap name

MT: anyway check this out

MT: [metacarpalTalkback sent file slicknslide.mp3]

AT: }:O

AT: god d*mn, dude... th1s sh*t 1s leg1t, yo.

MT: its pretty fire i know

MT: thats the new one

MT: maybe i could sample you sometime

AT: haha... what do you mean l1ke... throw down some lyr1cal know how?

AT: 1'm a l1l rusty on that stuff... heh. haven't thrown s1ck rhymes s1nce wr1gglerhood.

MT: yeah, or just get you talkin

MT: i mix in a lot of everyday sounds and shit

MT: layer and repeat

MT: could make a track that starts with you saying sugoi over and over

AT: omfg.

AT: 1 say we m1x that sh*t up, yo. send 1t to d1rk.

AT: bet he'd get a k1ck outta that.

MT: hell fucking yes he would lets do it

AT: 1'm down.

AT: but, l1sten... 1 th1nk 1'm gonna jet.

AT: just reached the season f1nale here and 1 wanna focus.

AT: 1'll catch you later tho, ds. 1'll get back to you on that sugo1 desu n1 m1x. }:P

MT: see yeah man have fun

MT: talk to you later

MT: i hope the animes dont bring kawaii tears to your shining eyes

MT: adios bro

-- metacarpalTalkback [MT] gave up trolling aerugoTourbillon [AT] --

[taskforcetumut]

ATRIUM SECURITY RECORDING 0155

== Guess who has landed on Alternia's green moon? IT'S US. The Umbral Ultimatum finds itself in the heart of any action that matters, otherwise known as Midnight City. It's a shady place, known for crime gangs, casinos, and EXCITEMENT. It's often regarded as the Las Vegas of trolls. Not the most ideal place to take a pit stop to lay low... or IS it??? Either way, venture outside at your own risks, but you'll probably be fine. Probably. ==

[5/18/2015 9:31:46 PM | Edited 9:32:06 PM] RUFIOH: -comes skittering into the cafeteria with an irritated mooing bulldad in tow. Well, the little bull lusus is under his arm and Rufioh himself looks a little frazzled from running. He's on the search for any supply of carrots but... there's a chance they might be out already. If what Horuss said was actually true. He's poking at the drones with some hope anyway.- [5/18/2015 9:44:24 PM] DAVESPRITE: -bird kid is a go. He's gonna float on in, only making a little bit of an attempt to seriously flap those wings, and start poking around for potential foodstuffs, humming- [5/18/2015 9:46:31 PM] RUFIOH: -DAMMIT HORUSS. They're all out of carrots. Now he's gonna have to commune his fairybull to sleep instead of letting him... And then he'll be pissed and try attacking his lamp when he's gone. Thanks Obama.- [5/18/2015 9:47:37 PM] RUFIOH: -turns with such weariness and immediately catches sight of... what the fuck is that? Some ghost-alien-bird thing that looked like dave?? What the fuck??? The troll is definitely staring at him- }8I [5/18/2015 9:48:16 PM] DAVESPRITE: -DS kinda looks like a carrot feed him to your dad. Davesprite turns towards him, and quirks one orange eyebrow- what [5/18/2015 9:49:08 PM] RUFIOH: -is he... talking to him? Rufioh looks around, very uncertain if this was actually happening.- [5/18/2015 9:49:27 PM] RUFIOH: dude... 1 th1nk 1 drank some bad sake or someth1ng... holy sh*t... [5/18/2015 9:49:37 PM] DAVESPRITE: -with a little more emphasis this time- /what/ [5/18/2015 9:49:42 PM] RUFIOH: 1 am tr1pp1ng horns r1ght now... [5/18/2015 9:49:47 PM] RUFIOH: uh........... [5/18/2015 9:50:22 PM] DAVESPRITE: youre not hallucinating, el toro, matador man. im legit. [5/18/2015 9:51:31 PM] RUFIOH: you look just like my boy, dave but... m1nus the legs? and more feathers... [5/18/2015 9:51:41 PM] RUFIOH: are you a ghost?? [5/18/2015 9:52:03 PM] ARADIA: -suddenly watching from about five feet away- :D [5/18/2015 9:52:20 PM] RUFIOH: -aradia no- [5/18/2015 9:52:38 PM] LATULA: -she'd be coming in hot if she weren't like. limping along on a buncha crutches or whatever.  so UNCOOL.- [5/18/2015 9:52:58 PM] RUFIOH: woah. [5/18/2015 9:53:17 PM] RUFIOH: latula!!! -waves her over- check out th1s ghost b1rd dude! [5/18/2015 9:58:41 PM] DAVESPRITE: dude stop making assumptions uncool im not a goddamn ghost im a sprite im Davesprite come on [5/18/2015 10:00:40 PM] RUFIOH: a dave... sprite? -that does not clear up confusion for the anime troll.- [5/18/2015 10:02:12 PM] LATULA: dud3.  th3 fuck. [5/18/2015 10:02:20 PM] LATULA: d4v3 qu1t th3 bs! [5/18/2015 10:03:04 PM] RUFIOH: -tries scooting over towards latula- (hey, you need help w1th that?) -the crutches he means- [5/18/2015 10:04:42 PM] LATULA: NO. [5/18/2015 10:04:45 PM] LATULA: 1m ch1ll. [5/18/2015 10:04:53 PM] LATULA: soz howz h3 pull1n th4t b1z? [5/18/2015 10:04:57 PM] LATULA: hologr4mz? [5/18/2015 10:05:03 PM] LATULA: 1tz GOTT4 b3 hologr4mz. [5/18/2015 10:06:02 PM] RUFIOH: that's what 1 was th1nk1n, yo... -pets bulldad and lets him fly up and hover over his horns- [5/18/2015 10:18:32 PM] DAVESPRITE: im not dave holy fuck [5/18/2015 10:18:56 PM] DAVESPRITE: -ZOOMS OVER AND RUFFLES RUFIOH'S HAIR- feel like a hologram to you, asshat? [5/18/2015 10:19:50 PM] RUFIOH: -AFDSJAKF, panics and ducks away as quick as he can- HOLY SH*T!!! [5/18/2015 10:21:28 PM] RUFIOH: that's no hologram, tules... f*ck. -messes at his hair, probably making it more messy- [5/18/2015 10:22:39 PM] DAVESPRITE: i told you! fuck, ain't you seen the other sprites onboard? [5/18/2015 10:22:53 PM] RUFIOH: no... }8I [5/18/2015 10:22:54 PM] LATULA: h4h4! no!  1 m34n. [5/18/2015 10:23:05 PM] LATULA: -She pokes a wing.- [5/18/2015 10:23:17 PM] LATULA: not 4ll j4nk3d up l1k3 th1s. [5/18/2015 10:23:58 PM] RUFIOH: -bruh. you don't just touch a bro's wings like that.- [5/18/2015 10:24:38 PM] DAVESPRITE: yeah those are my babies please be gentle [5/18/2015 10:24:55 PM] DAVESPRITE: pinkie pulled a feather out last time [5/18/2015 10:25:06 PM] LATULA: 1tz f1n3 dud3! not sur3 why you got w1ngz wh3n your3 l3g1t 4 flo4ty fuck1n wh4t3vz. [5/18/2015 10:25:29 PM] DAVESPRITE: im part bird [5/18/2015 10:25:53 PM] RUFIOH: you don't just... ask a guy why he has w1ngs, yo... just say1n... [5/18/2015 10:27:07 PM] LATULA: ugh f111n3. [5/18/2015 10:27:22 PM] LATULA: 1 gu3ss w3 tot3z n33d3d 4noth3r d4v3! [5/18/2015 10:27:45 PM] RUFIOH: 1 don't m1nd so much... [5/18/2015 10:27:52 PM | Edited 10:28:00 PM] RUFIOH: dave's cool. [5/18/2015 10:29:27 PM] DAVESPRITE: i mean im not dave exactly im my own totally rad dude and i have wings which makes me extra rad and anyone who says otherwise is bluffin [5/18/2015 10:29:40 PM] DAVESPRITE: ...with their muffin [5/18/2015 10:30:21 PM] RUFIOH: l1ke 1t's... noth1n... -hehehe- [5/18/2015 10:31:10 PM] DAVESPRITE: solid effort. points off for not realizing I was quoting lady gaga, but still solid. you get a star. [5/18/2015 10:31:28 PM] LATULA: h1s f34th3rz b3 chuff1n!!! [5/18/2015 10:32:09 PM] RUFIOH: hahaha! [5/18/2015 10:32:20 PM] DAVESPRITE: -holds his hand out to Latula for a bunp- [5/18/2015 10:32:41 PM] ARADIA: -she never moved. she's still five feet away. watching. waiting.- [5/18/2015 10:32:46 PM] ARADIA: -SMILING- [5/18/2015 10:32:49 PM] LATULA: -bomp!- [5/18/2015 10:33:52 PM] RUFIOH: -throws his arms up behind his head and does this little side stretching bit. At least until he catches sight of Aradia at the side of his eye- ... [5/18/2015 10:34:00 PM] RUFIOH: you okay, arad1a? [5/18/2015 10:36:35 PM] ARADIA: yes im great [5/18/2015 10:36:51 PM] LATULA: b31n 4ll... 4l1v3 4nd sh1t. [5/18/2015 10:37:06 PM] ARADIA: yes that is what I am also! alive and shit [5/18/2015 10:37:41 PM] DAVESPRITE: so whore you [5/18/2015 10:38:20 PM] RUFIOH: that's great, yo! be1ng al1ve and... not dead. -appears uncomfortable for some reason- [5/18/2015 10:52:11 PM] ARADIA: aradia megido -her wings flutter behind her- im a civilian and well ARADIA: i suppose thats it! [5/18/2015 10:52:37 PM] DAVESPRITE: actually no one has introduced themselves who are you two. -nod to Rufioh and latula- but sup civilian and thats it [5/18/2015 10:58:37 PM] LATULA: dud3.  you h4v3 GOT to h4v3 h34rd of m3 som3t1m3!!!! [5/18/2015 11:08:49 PM] RUFIOH: 1'm ruf1oh, man... cool to meet you. }:) [5/18/2015 11:15:09 PM] DAVESPRITE: cool to meet you too, man. [5/18/2015 11:15:22 PM] DAVESPRITE: what exactly am i meant to have heard [5/18/2015 11:16:31 PM] RUFIOH: she's famous, dogg... so famous. -tries not to snicker- [5/18/2015 11:16:41 PM] ATULA: l4tz pyrop3 b4b3!  1v3 b33n 4ll ov3r th3 g4l4xy! [5/18/2015 11:17:07 PM] ARADIA: she is particularly famous [5/18/2015 11:17:47 PM] RUFIOH: (that's radg1rl speak for "latula".) -whispers to davesprite- [5/18/2015 11:27:10 PM] DAVESPRITE: man shit maybe i just don't have my thumb on the pulse of troll pop culture im sure your famous as hell [5/18/2015 11:27:22 PM] LATULA: h3ll y34h! [5/18/2015 11:39:58 PM] RUFIOH: -keeps giving glances at latula- you sure... you don't wanna s1t down, doll?

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-- metacarpalTalkback [MT] began trolling purrfoldPacificist [PP] --

MT: [11:27] SS: ...ab2olutely nothiin. there wwa2 mo2t defiiniitely not any convver2atiion betwween me an her iinvvolvviin you at all.

MT: what

MT: what did you guys talk about

PP: 3833 < *PP rolls over and is TOTALLY GLUBB-ED OFF t)(at MT woke )(er up from )(er nice catnap.*

MT: im so sorry oh my god

MT: i did not mean to

MT: please dont eat me

PP: 3833 < )(33)(33)(33!!! *S)(e's just joking! PP won't eat you t)(is time. Maybe next??* 3833

PP: 3833 < )(i!

MT: maybe next time

MT: lets just keep putting that off

MT: hey dude

MT: what did you and erisol say about me i am so curious its like a burning in my body

PP: 3833 < Not)(ing! We were just joking around! -Efurrypawdy does t)(at.

MT: 11:28] SS: wwhat no iit wwa2 totally a legiitiimate and true fact. [11:29] SS: ii diidnt 2ay anythiin about you except that youre an a22hole. [11:29] SS: 2he wwa2 the one that 2aiid the thiing2 about kii22e2 an bull2hiit.

PP: 3833 < )(33)(33)(33!!! O)( my coddddd.

MT: imagine my eyebrow bein raised pretty high fef

PP: 3833 < We were just KITT-EN around! Please!!!

MT: im not mad or anything im just wondering if he said anything incriminating i can make fun of him for

MT: howre you anyway

PP: 3833 < )(e was glubbing about )(is silly bruises and I was like... aww!!! Do you n33d kissies?? I'll ask Davespurrite! )(e'll be )(appy to give t)(em to you!

PP: 3833 < And )(e was like NO!!! I )(ate t)(at guy and I couldn't stop laug)(ing! 38DD

MT: fefeta no oh my god

MT: incriminate him not me

MT: god he didnt know what shipping meant

MT: how have you not educated him

PP: 3833 < I wouldn't t)(ink so! )(e's too busy being sad and furrustrated wit)( )(imself to r33ly ask about it.

PP: 3833 < T)(at's w)(y I'm SAYING.... a fis)(mesissitude would be great for )(im! 38;DD

MT: well thats awful jeez

MT: fishmessissitude

MT: i know thats one of the troll squares but like

MT: ive never had it explained by a real troll

MT: so do you wanna give that a whirl

PP: 3833 < A catmesis!T)(ey're your number one rival and you get to ruffle t)(eir fur all you want and sometimes you kiss and )(old )(ands too! 38DD

PP: 3833 < T)(ey're your pawrtners!!! It's furry -EXCITING stuff!!!

MT: so what you like

MT: try to compete at shit but also hook up

PP: 3833 < Yes, exactly!

PP: 3833 < On a more searious note, you protect eac)( ot)(er's weaknesses but don't let it be an excuse to be a crabby purrson!

PP: 3833 < It's like, )(ey you!!! You suck and I know you can do better t)(an t)(is! Get your crabs toget)(er, fool!

PP: 3833 < GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB!

PP: 3833 < And t)(en you punc)( t)(em. Wit)( your mout)(. On t)(eir mout)(. 3833

MT: huh

MT: doesnt sound half bad tbh

MT: i think the trolls are doin pretty well with the whole quad system

MT: as long as theres room for movin around

PP: 3833 < 38OO

PP: 3833 < Are you glubbing about catciliating for -Erisol??

PP: 3833 < W)(at an interesting development!!!

MT: well i didnt mean him specifically i still barely know the guy pp youre way ahead of us here

MT: were not even in a relationship to move around in dude

PP: 3833 < But you're also part )(uman. Purr)(aps you s)(ould )(uman marry )(im too???

MT: i just meant in general

MT: ive literally spoken to him twice including right now

PP: 3833 < You s)(ould be )(uman married by now.

MT: are you sure you know how marriage works

PP: 3833 < S)(e )(as maybe read aboat it.

MT: aight well its a p big deal

MT: usually youre with someone a long time before you bring it up even

PP: 3833 < You will be )(uman wed to -Eris)(oal tomorrow at SUNRIS-E!!!

MT: i did not agree to this

MT: im pretty sure he also did not agree to this

PP: 3833 < It is offis)(ial!!! Don't deny your pawfections anenemore!!!

MT: oh my god

MT: fefeta

MT: fefeta you cannot decide these things for a man its a long process

PP: 3833 < )(33)(33)(33! I'm not deciding, don't worry.

PP: 3833 < Like I said! I'm just kitten around!!! I don't mean it.

PP: 3833 < Clam your purrumble sp)(eres!

MT: i know man im joking too

MT: my spheres are totally clammed

MT: shits on lock like a safe

PP: 3833 < I'm glad you're talking more t)(oug)(!!! T)(is means you can be furronds! 38DD

MT: yeah id like that too

MT: i need more furronds

PP: 3833 < *PP will bury Davespurrite in furronds if it's t)(e last t)(ing s)(e does!*

MT: that sounds like a weird way to die tbh i was kinda hoping for a viking funeral after i heroically take down a villain or somehin

MT: somethin

PP: 3833 < T)(at would be a waste of a purrfectly good corpse t)(oug)(.

MT: what else would you do with it

MT: are you implying youre gonna eat my dead body

PP: 3833 < 3833

PP: 3833 < 38;33

MT: wow

MT: i cant tell if youre serious or not

MT: youre not actually a cat right like

PP: 3833 < W)(y would I joke about it???

PP: 3833 < I may not be a cat but I )(ave t)(e memories of an AP-EX PR-EDATOR.

MT: why woudl you joke about eating your friends

MT: i dunno sometimes people dont eat their friends

PP: 3833 < Sometimes. 3833

PP: 3833 < Purr purr purr!

MT: wow

MT: youre scary and yet i just wanna like

MT: pet your head

PP: 3833 < *PP will try to not bite MT's )(and off and will nuzzle )(im instead!* <333

MT: aw jeez

MT: awesome

MT: i accept

PP: 3833 < *PP licks MT rig)(t on t)(e face.*

MT: man youre super cute you deserve so many pets

MT: please dont bite off any phallanges

PP: 3833 < *S)(e tilts )(er )(ead and asks w)(at a p)(allange is?*

PP: 3833 < *Is it somefin dirty??* >38OO

MT: no what

MT: its a part of my finger

MT: fingers i guess

PP: 3833 < *Are you s)(ore s)(e can't eat it?*

MT: what if instead i get you like

MT: fish

MT: i need my fingers man

MT: what will i type with

MT: we wont be able to talk

PP: 3833 < *Fis)(, )(e says?*

PP: 3833 < 3800~

MT: yep

MT: fish

PP: 3833 < Yum!!!

MT: gotta be somethin in that cafeteria right

PP: 3833 < Purr)(aps!!!

PP: 3833 < *S)(e can be purrsuaded wit)( a snack.*

MT: perfect

MT: i just have to bribe you to not eat me

PP: 3833 < *PP can accept t)(is turn tide of events!* 3833

PP: 3833 < *But MT must let )(er get back to )(er catnap!*

MT: or you could not eat me bc youd miss my scintillating conversation

MT: oh yeah okay night dude

MT: sleep tight

PP: 3833 < )(33)(33)(33! Glub at you later, Davespurrite! <333

MT: see ya coolcat

MT: <3

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-- metacarpalTalkback [MT] began trolling purrfoldPacificist [PP] --

MT: so lets talk shipping

MT: you like that right

PP: 3833 < A)(em! *Purr)(aps, s)(e says.*

PP: 3833 < *T)(ere is pawviously a catc)( to )(is some)(ow t)(oug)(!*

MT: nah man

MT: i just thought youd have some things to get out after seein dirk get his drool on over harleys hot grandpa

PP: 3833 < *PP strokes )(er catfis)( w)(iskers and turns to face MT in )(er very important business c)(air, tenting )(er fingers like so.*

PP: 3833 < *PP believes Dirk )(as some searious fis)(ues wit)( control and is attracted to t)(e idea of a STRONG, CONFID-ENT someone exerting t)(ier OWN conc)(trol over )(im! T)(at way )(e doesn't )(ave to worry about it.* )(33)(33)(33!

PP: 3833 < *S)(e can s33 )(ow t)(is s)(ip would work, yes.* 3833

MT: yeah no kidding right hes textbook sub

MT: but thats not for me to say and also a lil gross

MT: do you think sollux is gonna be okay

MT: like obviously nothings gonna happen if theyre monogamous

MT: dirks not that kinda dude

MT: but did he seem bothered by the staring and the flirting

PP: 3833 < )(33)(33)(33!!! *Pawlicks will be okay. Pawlicks )(as similiar fis)(ues too, PP t)(inks.*

MT: well hows that work man theyre just batting their issues off each other with no end

MT: i guess they could have a threesome

PP: 3833 < *Yes! T)(is is t)(e ID-EAL SITUATION but it would never work out. T)(e old guardian is probubbly too busy being pawesome and )(eroic to worry about two s)(rimpy, sweaty bouys!* 38DD

MT: i dunno if shrimpy is the right word dirks got those strider muscles

MT: this is weird to discuss

MT: what else do your special eyes see

MT: on the ships ships

MT: geddit

PP: 3833 < *Dirk is s)(rimpy on t)(e inside. T)(at is w)(at counts.*

PP: 3833 < *O)(... PP )(as s33n a few s)(ips. S)(e may never reveal t)(em, )(owever.* 38;33

MT: never

MT: seriously are they secret

MT: is this top secret business fefeta

MT: are you in the ship trade

MT: are you worried im horning in on your stock

PP: 3833 < *MT just )(as to be spawcific! T)(at's all!*

MT: what if i draw charts

MT: ok um

MT: hm

MT: im trying to think of whats not weird to ask about

MT: why is everyone i know taken or technically related to me

MT: oh oh hey

MT: rose

MT: hows rose doin

PP: 3833 < *W)(o is Rose??*

MT: oh man

MT: how do you not know she loves cats

MT: looks like roxy

MT: doctor

MT: kinda scary

PP: 3833 < *Roxy is very purretty... But if Rose is scary, PP will pouncetackle )(er wit)( furronds)(ip!* 38DD

PP: 3833 < *PP )(as s)(rimply not met a w)(ole lot of people around )(ere. S)(e is too busy )(aving fun in t)(e vents!*

MT: yeah theyre both dynamite dames

MT: super hot you got that right

MT: youre pretty too in a scary troll way you can hang with them and be the pink crew

MT: why are you in the vents

PP: 3833 < *It is COZY.*

PP: 3833 < *PP finds it fintriguing t)(at MT mentions everyone )(e knows being taken or r33lated to )(im. Is t)(at true?*

MT: i mean

MT: i guess not

MT: maybe?

MT: probably tbh

MT: i havent been here long

MT: jades taken rose is taken i aint seen hide nor hair of john and who knows if he still wants to talk to me

MT: dave is taken and me dirk is both taken and related to me i dunno about bro but hes at least one of those things

MT: and that leaves like

MT: you

MT: maybe erisol i guess but i just met the guy

MT: i know sollux sorta

MT: everyone else is like acquaintances man i really need more friends this is lame

MT: oh uh

MT: rufioh

MT: i know rufioh

MT: hes not related to me but hes probably taken

PP: 3833 < *Tell )(er more! Does MT actually )(ave romantic FINT-ER-EST in t)(ese people???* 38;33

PP: 3833 < *S)(e is going to )(ave to draft a s)(ipping wall just for you!!!*

MT: oh nah i was just listing people

MT: i mean like

MT: i felt weird asking who you shipped people with

MT: if i was related to them

MT: yknow

MT: thats sorta weird

MT: i dont know anyone that well anymore so theres no real room for romance

PP: 3833 < *It's still fun to glub about!*

MT: i mean i had a thing for jade at one point which should be obvious since real dave is datin her

MT: yeah it can be fun

MT: but yeah that was when i was a flesh person and also years ago so

PP: 3833 < *O)()()(!!! S)(e )(ad no idea about t)(is! PP takes furryious notes as we speak.*

PP: 3833 < *Jade is very nice and purretty too!!!*

MT: well yeah i mean

MT: yes

MT: but thats not a thing anymore obviously since shes like basically married

MT: tbh it was never really a thing

MT: im happy for real dave

PP: 3833 < Glub glub glub glub!

PP: 3833 < *Purr)(aps try not to worry about it so muc)(! T)(ings always work out in t)(e end!*

MT: man i mean im not pining or anything

MT: ive kinda given up all hope of romantic relationships

PP: 3833 < *Is it beclaws you're part bird?*

MT: im a nonhuman spiritual entity i dont think anyone wants to get mixed up in that

MT: that too probably

MT: who wants to date a bird probably no one

PP: 3833 < )(33)(33)(33! *But you're a purretty bird too! PP t)(inks MT s)(ould be proud of t)(at!* 38DD

PP: 3833 < *S)(e would dare even say t)(at )(e is )(ANDSOM-E.* >3B33

MT: well thanks chickadee you aint half bad yourself

MT: i guess i just dont think anyones gonna wanna saddle themselves to a dude thats not even a real dude you feel me

PP: 3833 < *S)(e is not a real dude eit)(er and s)(e is not worried.*

PP: 3833 < *S)(e's best furronds wit)( Davesprite and -Erisol!* 38DD

MT: i had no idea i had reached best friend tier already but i aint complaining thats rad youre rad

MT: im surprised about erisol though he didnt seem all that into the idea of havin friends

MT: grumpy lil fishkid

MT: its adorable

PP: 3833 < )(33)(33)(33! *S33?? It's not so bad. -Erisol is extremely adorabubble. PP likes to t)(ink )(e is just s)(y and grumpy about it!*

MT: i mean dont get me wrong i am not anti bein a sprite its who i am and i dig it

MT: i wasnt giving up on friendship

MT: just want all that sure about romance possibilities

MT: but yep he is a grump

MT: you can see the grump from space thats how grump it is

PP: 3833 < 3833

PP: 3833 < 3833

PP: 3833 < 3833

MT: and youre really cool tbh

PP: 3833 < *S)(e s)(ips it!*

MT: whatre you shipping

PP: 3833 < *-Erisol and Davesprite, of course!*

MT: oh my god seriously

MT: i just met the dude today and im pretty sure he hates me

MT: and not even in the sexy way

PP: 3833 < *Yesssss. T)(is is )(ow all t)(e good ones start.* 3B33

PP: 3833 < *S)(e likes t)(at MT can bring SS out of )(is little )(ermit s)(ell! -Even if it's just to ruffle )(is gills.* )(33)(33)(33!

MT: i think those gills might be ruffly enough all on their own pp

PP: 3833 < *It is purrecious.* <33

MT: maybe youre just lookin for some hot sprite on sprite action is that it

MT: i know the internet has a shocking derth

MT: which is amazing youd think bro wouldve grabbed onto that cashcow by now

PP: 3833 < *Your sprites)(ake brings all t)(e fles)(ies to t)(e lawnring and t)(ey're like... -Ew! W)(at t)(e glub! T)(at's not )(ow spurrites reproduce!!!*

PP: 3833 < )(33)(33)(33!!!

MT: how do we even reproduce i honestly dont think we do im prety sure i just popped into existence one day

MT: but we can still fuck probably i mean i havent tried but the whole shapeshifter thing is handy

MT: why do all my conversations end up being about sex i am so sorry

PP: 3833 < *Because you are part t33nage )(uman bouy. It )(appens!*

MT: and youre part

MT: teenage troll girl thing but also maybe a cat and or mermaid?

MT: so like who even knows whats going in your mind

MT: is it hot guys making out

MT: is it fish

PP: 3833 < *Last time s)(e c)(ecked, yes.*

MT: is it both

MT: is it hot guys making out with a fish

MT: also im more like a young adult human boy

MT: adultish if you will

PP: 3833 < *Yes!*

MT: like sort of an adult but also i dont pay bills

PP: 3833 < *Yes.*

MT: because the government doesnt care about me because i am just floating energy

MT: well

MT: cool

MT: good thoughts a plus fefeta

PP: 3833 < Glub glub glub glub!

MT: god youre a cutie

MT: its like a magic cat ability

MT: even when youre stealing and eating my goddamn feathers

MT: which i need to make my coat thick and shiny

PP: 3833 < *Davespurrite is very s)(iny!*

PP: 3833 < *S)(e only pulls out t)(e weak ones anywaves.*

MT: feathers are friends not food

MT: oh man how can you even tell

MT: also if you think im shiny you should see my nest

MT: jade gave me some dopeass shiny gemstones

MT: its so nice man

MT: it looks so good

PP: 3833 < *T)(ey won't come off ot)(erwise!!! S)(e t)(inks )(e must be molting sc)(oon.*

MT: i put some drawings in there

MT: aw dang already fuckin hell i hate the molt

PP: 3833 < *PP squints and is suspifis)( about t)(is proposition to )(is nest.* 38II

MT: its like man goodbye sickass feathers

MT: im not hitting on you why does everyone think that

MT: thats not even what you do in a nest

PP: 3833 < )(33)(33)(33!!! *S)(e is JOKING!!!*

MT: nests are for cuddling and decorating and laying egs if i had eggs

MT: but i do not have eggs

MT: thank god

MT: oh good okay

PP: 3833 < 3833

MT: but for real man we should hang out sometime

MT: you could show me your shipping wall

MT: we could eat small aquatic animals

MT: good times to be had for all

PP: 3833 < *W)(en Davesprite )(as t)(e time or is least expecting it, PP will pounce )(im.*

PP: 3833 < *And eat )(im w)(ole!*

PP: 3833 < *T)(en s)(e s)(all claim )(is nest as )(er own. S)(e will be QU33N!!!*

MT: wow

MT: thats kinda rude

MT: here i am offering my friendship

MT: totally unsuspecting

MT: and this broad is threatening to eat me and steal my nest

MT: i spent time on that man

MT: not cool

PP: 3833 < *S)(e suggests t)(at MT... deal wit)( it.* 3B33

MT: fuckin rude

MT: what if instead of me dying we just like

MT: hung out

MT: like bros

MT: the way bros do

PP: 3833 < *T)(at is okay too. S)(e can be a "bro" if )(e finsists.*

MT: i totally finsist

MT: this is a high honor being given to you

MT: bestowed even

MT: like being knighted by the queen of bros

PP: 3833 < *PP suggests t)(at becrowed would be a better pun in t)(is situation.*

MT: oh my god

MT: the bird puns

MT: who decided this was my life

MT: oh wait it was totally me

MT: i cant believe erisol called crows emo

PP: 3833 < *)(e is probubbly just jellyfis)(!*

PP: 3833 < *PP doesn't t)(ink )(e s)(ould let it bot)(er )(im.*

MT: yeah totally jelly not everyone can be this rad

MT: cold as ice etc etc

MT: whatre you up to anyway are you hiding in the vents spying on people

PP: 3833 < *Yes, s)(e can confirm t)(at s)(e is doing t)(is.*

PP: 3833 < *Purr)(aps s)(e will m33t wit)( )(im some time furry soon!* 38DD

PP: 3833 < *Fur now, s)(e will let )(im rest. Maybe.*

MT: that souns pretty rad

MT: we should hang yeah

MT: just dont eat me

MT: but yeah you have fun spying and well chat later

MT: see ya coolcat

-- metacarpalTalkback [MT] gave up trolling purrfoldPacificist [PP] --

[aerugotourbillon-blog]

-- aerugoTourbillon [AT] began trolling metacarpalTalkback [MT] --

AT: yoooo, b1rd dave! how's 1t fly1n' man? }:)

MT: whoa okay

MT: its flying pretty good

MT: kinda listing to the left

MT: mostly straight on

MT: sometimes upside down

MT: how about you

MT: whoever you are

AT: aw, what? you don't remember me?

AT: 1'm ruf1oh from the cafeter1a? you met up w1th me and latula? she's all uber famous and what not.

AT: and you were l1ke whaaaaat? no way???

AT: and she was l1ke F*CK YEAH DUDE! 1'M LEG1T!

MT: i mean you didnt tell me who you were when you messaged me

MT: but yeah i remember you

MT: sup rufioh

MT: i dont know if i said that ive never sounded that surprised in my life

AT: bangarang, yo... 1t's davespr1te, r1ght?

AT: 1t's all cool... don't mean to ruffle your feathers or anyth1ng.

MT: it is

MT: and is that a pun

MT: are you punning at me

MT: dont worry bro my feathers are unruffled

MT: its hard to tell i guess but im joking

AT: yeah! so am 1. }:)

AT: d*mn, dog... you reall are l1ke dave.

AT: all neurot1c and sh*t.

AT: m1ght bust a gut here, laugh1ng so hard...

MT: what

MT: im not neurotic

MT: am i neurotic

MT: shit

MT: okay anyway hows it hanging

AT: yeah, yeah... 1t's hang1ng a1ght. just tak1ng 1t easy 1n my block... uh.

AT: do you even have a block?

MT: yeah i do

MT: im in it right now

MT: im in my closet

MT: not THE closet mind you

MT: that train has sailed

MT: the bisexuality mobile is going chugachug comfortably

AT: uh... b1sexuwhaty?

AT: not sure what 1t has to do w1th closets man...

AT: or l1ke. th1s conversat1on at all?

MT: wow okay human metaphors over your head

MT: sorry

MT: i forget about the whole

MT: alien thing

MT: occasionally

AT: haha yeah but tech1ncally you're an al1en too r1ght? 1t's all good, DS.

AT: ch1ll, dog.

MT: yeah im

MT: a sprite so i guess it counts sort of

MT: being of pure energy in the house yo

MT: you seem cool

MT: whatre you even doing on here

AT: holy sh*t... f*ck1ng nerd*ss way of putt1ng 1t but 1'm down.

MT: i am the least nerd

MT: you censor your fucking swears you cant call me a nerd

AT: hey, now. 1 do 1t as a shout out for my boy, kankr1.

AT: he was all... yo, 1t's tr1gger1ng 1f you talk l1ke that? you could offend somebody and 1 was l1ke. dude.

AT: for you, 1'll curve my language. that's what bros do.

AT: noth1ng compl1cated or nerd about that none.

MT: okay well theres also nothing nerd about me

MT: as a person

AT: ...

AT: so your b1rd parts a nerd?

MT: nah

MT: my bird parts a bird

MT: word

AT: f*ck...

MT: i dont know if you heard

AT: 1 heard plenty of your words, b1rd.

AT: qu1t mess1n though, 1'm gett1ng s1de-tracked as sh*t.

MT: so what was the original point

AT: we were just ask1ng quest1ons and gett1ng all fam1l1ar? then you ru1ned 1t w1th some dank*ss rambl1ng you were do1ng.

AT: 1'm just keep1ng a low prof1le as a c1vv1e, yo.

AT: or1g1nally 1'm from beforus.

AT: sup! }:)

MT: man im sorry

MT: i didnt mean to get all mumbly

MT: but yeah thats rad

MT: im a civvie too

MT: im thinking about getting a job tho

MT: what do you do

AT: 1t's... well 1 used to do wh1le 1 was st1ll on beforus but model1ng was my g1g.

AT: l1ke dress up 1n costumes and take p1ctures and stuff for fash1on compan1es and sh*t?

AT: yeah, that was me.

AT: (btw, 1t's cool on the rambly th1ng, DS. 1 k1nda d1g 1t.)

MT: hah

MT: im glad

MT: also whoa man a model

MT: does that mean youre hot shit

AT: pshhhh, 1t's whatever?? you saw me before, dude.

AT: 1'm just a regular guy w1th w1ngs who showers somet1mes. that's all.

MT: showers sometimes

MT: only sometimes

AT: yeah l1ke... once a quarter moon. maybe.

AT: dr1ves the fans up the wall though... not even jok1ng.

AT: ...

AT: but yeah, 1 am jok1ng... 1n case you thought 1 l1ke. actually showered that rarely...

MT: oh my god

MT: wait so does

MT: do the fans like it when you shower or that you dont shower

MT: does your musky smell get em all hot and botheres

MT: bothered

MT: its the wings isnt it

AT: wtf, no??? well yeah... 1 wanna say 1t's the w1ngs.

AT: d*mn though, str1der... mak1ng sh*t we1rd when 1t don't have to be? slow your roll!

MT: thats my skill

MT: its making shit weird

MT: my true talent

AT: congrats, yo. you got that sh*t slammed and dunked.

AT: jk, though... before you fl1p.

AT: you're cool.

MT: hah

MT: thanks dde

MT: dude

MT: so are you

AT: am 1?

MT: yeah man totally

MT: taking this weirdness like a fuckin champ

AT: oh.

MT: did i say something bad or

AT: haha, nah. but you can suck 1t, yo. 1 a1n't we1rd!

AT: 1'm just all l1ke... man th1s poor dude. th1nk1ng he's a freak or someth1ng?

AT: lemme just move my swagtast1c self over and be all...

AT: davespr1te...

AT: (you're a nerd...)

MT: wow thanks

MT: i dont even think im a freak you decided that

MT: thanks champ

MT: good game

MT: well throw the baseball around or something

MT: the old pigskin

AT: uh. wa1t, wa1t. 1 don't actually th1nk you're a freak.

AT: let's just make that clear rn... 1f that's okay.

MT: dude im joking its cool

MT: but yeah

MT: thanks for not thinking that

MT: i also do not think you are a freak

AT: 1 th1nk you're cool, man. why else would 1 g1ve you a hard t1me?

AT: d*mn... thanks.

MT: i think youre cool too

MT: probably because you give me a hard time

MT: and im fucked up like that

AT: haha, welcome to my tw1sted world, motherclucker.

AT: that's you.

MT: motherclucker

MT: amazing

MT: twisted world

AT: let's just agree that both of us are fly as hell and be done w1th 1t. move on w1th our l1ves, yeah?

MT: our twisted lives apparently

MT: but yeah

MT: fly

MT: literally

MT: we are fly

AT: };)

MT: speaking of

MT: do you wanna like

MT: go flying sometime

AT: woah. for real??

AT: haha, you know 1'm always look1ng for a good excuse to fly!

AT: and w1th a bro too?? h*ll yeah, s1gn me up for that QU1CK.

MT: yeah seriously

MT: i havent gotten my flap on enough recently

AT: yeah... too bad you're 1n that closet. lol.

AT: what are you l1ke... nest1ng 1n there??

MT: yes

AT: dude...

MT: what

AT: nah, just.

AT: haha, 1 better get go1ng.

AT: leave you to your nest bus1ness.

MT: nah man im getting out

MT: i just had to put some shiny stones in there

MT: we should hang soon

AT: omg, sh1ny stones...

AT: 1'm down for the hang1ng part tho. hmu any t1me!

AT: you know where 1'm at, yo. }:)

MT: no i dont where are you

AT: aww, you know.

AT: just a...

AT: ...

AT: ...

AT: qu1ck caw away. }B)

MT: oh my god

MT: where are you actually

AT: my block, bro. just my block.

MT: okay cool

MT: ill message you and well hang

AT: sounds dope.

AT: be catch1n’ you, davespr1te.

MT: be catchin you too yo

MT: sounds good

AT: haha, seeya.

-- aerugoTourbillon [AT] gave up trolling metacarpalTalkback [MT] --

[technologicgodot]

[09:58] -- technologicGodot [TG] began pestering metacarpalTalkback [MT] at 21:58 --

[09:59] TG: ok so could you not rap at rose about her eating someone out since id rather not hear about you talkin about her sex life

[10:00] MT: okay first off that was a joke and secondly why is she telling you these things man lalonde does she not know about doctor patient confidentiality thats still a thing right

[10:00] MT: sorry

[10:00] TG: dude that only counts if you have a session with her

[10:01] MT: isnt every conversation a session in our souls

[10:01] TG: ok take it from the future that sounds like it was an ironic thing to say but it wasnt

[10:01] TG: no no and no

[10:01] TG: let me save you those nasty lessons

[10:02] MT: man you sure are conducting the judgment train tonight

[10:03] TG: cant i spread some mad disdain upon my past self or is that not allowed anymore

[10:03] MT: am i allowed to spread the disdain back or is it a one way butter knife

[10:05] TG: you can do whatever you want you got free will and shit i just might not let you get away with everything my 18 year old heart and fucked up mind wants

[10:05] TG: or thinks is cool

[11:16] TG: you can do whatever you want you got free will and shit i just might not let you get away with everything my 18 year old heart and fucked up mind wants

[11:16] TG: or thinks is cool

[11:18] MT: its good i dont think youre cool then bc i have a feeling youd stop me

[11:19] TG: yeah yeah youre a smartass i get it

[11:21] MT: wow your observational skills are amazing golly gee whiz mister will i ever be so cool

[11:21] MT: wait i just said i didnt think you were cool shit

[11:22] TG: yeah hahaha damn right

[11:22] TG: but at this point you think anyones cooler than you

[11:22] TG: even future you

[11:23] MT: wow whered you get that psychic mumbojumbo did you find it in your ass

[11:24] TG: wow ok

[11:31] MT: sorry

[11:31] MT: the probing shit is weird though you hate it when people do it to you

[11:32] MT: so why the fuck would you do it to someone thats also you

[11:32] MT: did you just want to turn the tables

[11:37] TG: ok no thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard

[11:37] MT: thats a high standard im almost flattered

[11:43] MT: ok seriously whats up

[11:43] MT: whats going on

[11:43] MT: why are you aggressive at me

[11:44] TG: im not being aggressive dude

[11:44] TG: im not trying to fight you

[11:50] MT: i know

[11:50] MT: i mean yeah youre not fighting but like

[11:50] MT: dude

[11:50] MT: i can tell you got some feelings in there

[11:53] TG: i got nothin

[11:53] TG: bye

[11:53] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering metacarpalTalkback [MT] at 23:53 --

[11:57] -- metacarpalTalkback [MT] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 23:57 --

[11:57] MT: dude

[11:57] MT: get your ass back here and have conversation with me

[11:58] TG: nope cant talk bye

[11:58] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering metacarpalTalkback [MT] at 23:58 --

[11:58] -- metacarpalTalkback [MT] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 23:58 --

[11:58] MT: why not

[11:58] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering metacarpalTalkback [MT] at 23:58 --