#with davesprite

[robynsaint]

-- robynSaint [RS] began pestering ebironicCrest [EC] at 20:34 --

[08:34] RS: so i don't recognize this handle at all.

[08:34] RS: new phone, who dis?

[08:39] EC: some douche lookin for a holla back girl probs

[08:39] EC: i mean if it wasnt fucking obvious

[08:39] EC: fun times all the time in this corner of the boxing ring

[08:39] EC: the referee just blew the whistle and now the showdowns about to hoedown

[08:39] EC: i mean if you guess wrong by now shame on you

[08:39] EC: blame it on the intuition people like you are said to have in myth and legend

[08:39] EC: i know all about that shit

[08:39] EC: im up to my fucking neck feathers in That Shit

[08:40] RS: nah, i got it by now.

[08:41] EC: good

[08:41] EC: time to fuck off now

[08:41] EC: im busy

[08:41] RS: see, you talk like dave but use text close to dirk's.

[08:41] RS: wow. okay? you talk to everybody like this?

[08:43] EC: put me in time out or something see how far that gets you

[08:43] EC: i mean are you special

[08:43] EC: yeah i talk to everyone like this

[08:43] EC: everyone who knows how i talk anyway

[08:45] RS: well, i've literally only had one interaction with you so...it raises some questions.

[08:47] EC: one times enough to call it quits

[08:48] RS: pretty sure that's not how this works.

[08:49] EC: right

[08:49] EC: yep

[08:49] EC: there it is

[08:49] EC: anyway

[08:50] EC: hows it goin in candyland

[08:50] RS: candyland.

[08:51] RS: don't know if we're talking about the same place.

[08:51] EC: i saw the videos

[08:51] EC: a+

[08:51] RS: oh.

[08:51] RS: i wasn't a part of that.

[08:52] RS: a piece of hell came on the ship that day.

[08:53] EC: okay well so much for that ice breaker

[08:54] EC: im giving you another chance to bail out of convo here

[08:54] EC: i mean we might as well

[08:54] EC: nothings coming out of it and even if thats true i sure as hell dont want it

[08:55] RS: i'm not interested in bailing.

[08:57] EC: thats cool

[08:59] RS: i mean, you haven't exactly closed the chat window yet.

[09:00] EC: why am i expected to be the rudeass

[09:00] EC: you want me to close it then sure

[09:01] EC: lets make this hapen

[09:01] RS: i don't want you to close it.

[09:01] RS: i also don't want to close it.

[09:02] EC: this is fast becoming one goddamn sad game of stalemate

[09:02] RS: i'd like to talk with you.

[09:05] EC: what about

[09:05] EC: tho try and be specific cuz i got this schedule of full of listless lethargy quotas i have to meet

[09:05] EC: id rather not waste my time doing not that if its not worth it

[09:06] RS: triple negative. impressive.

[09:06] RS: but i'd like to talk about you.

[09:07] EC: sorry havent unlocked that tier level of friendship yet

[09:07] EC: pass

[09:07] EC: honestly why tho

[09:08] EC: clearly youre getting some kind of fucked up enjoyment out of this

[09:08] EC: talking to me like i matter or like you matter tbh

[09:09] EC: let people fuck me up for saying it later i give exactly three negative amounts of shits

[09:09] RS: i don't give up that easily. doesn't mean i enjoy it.

[09:10] RS: just means i really want to know your deal.

[09:10] EC: might as well be a stranger offerin me candy outside a white van

[09:14] RS: so what you're telling me is you have no connection to dave whatsoever other than sharing his appearance mixed with a bird's and also speaking in the same manner.

[09:16] EC: the dave i share hiveminds with doesnt exist anymore

[09:16] EC: he died

[09:16] EC: i stuck around to clean up the shit that followed as a result

[09:16] EC: now im here

[09:16] EC: hangin in a universe where he never kicked it

[09:16] EC: pretty sure i explained this in the public service announcement

[09:17] RS: so you know the dave from that timeline pretty well.

[09:19] EC: could say we were birds of a feather for all of the millisecond it took to clone myself from him

[09:19] EC: his memories personality and appearance im literally

[09:19] EC: dave fucking strider

[09:20] EC: photocopied to a crow and run through bad orange light filtering

[09:20] RS: his memories?

[09:21] RS: was anything...that different?

[09:21] EC: dunno

[09:21] EC: dont think about it too much

[09:21] RS: yeah, i guess you wouldn't.

[09:23] EC: thats my deal

[09:23] EC: take it and write a fucking novel about it

[09:23] EC: or song in your case

[09:23] RS: maybe i will.

[09:23] RS: but hey.

[09:24] RS: if you ever need anything? i'll be around. whatever that may be.

[09:25] EC: thanks for the offer

[09:25] EC: real sure its generous from your perspective

[09:25] EC: though we both know its not going anywhere

[09:25] EC: you stay where you are and i stay where i am

[09:25] EC: aka not mattering

[09:26] EC: and well be cool

[09:26] RS: jesus.

[09:26] RS: why do you need a handle if you don't want anyone interacting with you?

[09:28] EC: how about for the sake of our respective sanities and continuity of great decision making skill reps

[09:28] EC: not you

[09:36] RS: well, okay.

[09:41] EC: anyway youre predictable ill just do you a solid and cut you loose

 -- ebironicCrest [EC] ceased pestering robynSaint [RS] at 21:41 --

[technologicgodot]

[09:58] -- technologicGodot [TG] began pestering metacarpalTalkback [MT] at 21:58 --

[09:59] TG: ok so could you not rap at rose about her eating someone out since id rather not hear about you talkin about her sex life

[10:00] MT: okay first off that was a joke and secondly why is she telling you these things man lalonde does she not know about doctor patient confidentiality thats still a thing right

[10:00] MT: sorry

[10:00] TG: dude that only counts if you have a session with her

[10:01] MT: isnt every conversation a session in our souls

[10:01] TG: ok take it from the future that sounds like it was an ironic thing to say but it wasnt

[10:01] TG: no no and no

[10:01] TG: let me save you those nasty lessons

[10:02] MT: man you sure are conducting the judgment train tonight

[10:03] TG: cant i spread some mad disdain upon my past self or is that not allowed anymore

[10:03] MT: am i allowed to spread the disdain back or is it a one way butter knife

[10:05] TG: you can do whatever you want you got free will and shit i just might not let you get away with everything my 18 year old heart and fucked up mind wants

[10:05] TG: or thinks is cool

[11:16] TG: you can do whatever you want you got free will and shit i just might not let you get away with everything my 18 year old heart and fucked up mind wants

[11:16] TG: or thinks is cool

[11:18] MT: its good i dont think youre cool then bc i have a feeling youd stop me

[11:19] TG: yeah yeah youre a smartass i get it

[11:21] MT: wow your observational skills are amazing golly gee whiz mister will i ever be so cool

[11:21] MT: wait i just said i didnt think you were cool shit

[11:22] TG: yeah hahaha damn right

[11:22] TG: but at this point you think anyones cooler than you

[11:22] TG: even future you

[11:23] MT: wow whered you get that psychic mumbojumbo did you find it in your ass

[11:24] TG: wow ok

[11:31] MT: sorry

[11:31] MT: the probing shit is weird though you hate it when people do it to you

[11:32] MT: so why the fuck would you do it to someone thats also you

[11:32] MT: did you just want to turn the tables

[11:37] TG: ok no thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard

[11:37] MT: thats a high standard im almost flattered

[11:43] MT: ok seriously whats up

[11:43] MT: whats going on

[11:43] MT: why are you aggressive at me

[11:44] TG: im not being aggressive dude

[11:44] TG: im not trying to fight you

[11:50] MT: i know

[11:50] MT: i mean yeah youre not fighting but like

[11:50] MT: dude

[11:50] MT: i can tell you got some feelings in there

[11:53] TG: i got nothin

[11:53] TG: bye

[11:53] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering metacarpalTalkback [MT] at 23:53 --

[11:57] -- metacarpalTalkback [MT] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 23:57 --

[11:57] MT: dude

[11:57] MT: get your ass back here and have conversation with me

[11:58] TG: nope cant talk bye

[11:58] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering metacarpalTalkback [MT] at 23:58 --

[11:58] -- metacarpalTalkback [MT] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 23:58 --

[11:58] MT: why not

[11:58] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering metacarpalTalkback [MT] at 23:58 --

[technologicgodot]

[02:01] -- metacarpalTalkback [MT] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 02:01 --

[02:01] MT: yo

[02:04] TG: heeeey

[02:06] MT: sup dude

[02:06] MT: hows it hanging

[02:06] MT: thats an effusive amount of es

[02:07] TG: youre effusive

[02:07] TG: elusive

[02:09] MT: i am not elusive im right here right now talking to you

[02:09] MT: thats like the opposite of elusive

[02:09] MT: whats up

[02:10] TG: yeah but youre like

[02:10] TG: its weird to touch

[02:10] TG: your feathers

[02:16] MT: have you even touched my feathers

[02:17] TG: no

[02:17] TG: yeah

[02:17] TG: no

[02:17] TG: yes

[02:17] MT: what

[02:17] MT: make up your mind man

[02:17] MT: have you felt up the feathers

[02:17] MT: plundered the plumage

[02:20] TG: wow no stop hitting on me i am taken

[02:20] MT: i am definitely not hitting on you

[02:21] MT: and anyway even if i was it wouldnt be cheating itd be like

[02:21] MT: weird selfcest

[02:21] MT: jade could watch who even knows

[02:21] MT: anyway whatre you up to

[02:21] MT: dirk tells me youre high as a fuckin kite is this true

[02:21] TG: what whats he tellin you

[02:21] TG: how is he even doin that i dont even know

[02:23] MT: pesterchum

[02:23] MT: we talk

[02:23] MT: hes a cool dude

[02:24] TG: yeah hes cool

[02:24] TG: hes cooooooooooooooooooooool

[02:24] MT: thats a lot of os

[02:24] MT: im glad youre getting along tho

[02:24] MT: how you feelin

[02:25] TG: of course were getting along

[02:25] TG: im like

[02:25] TG: im real good

[02:26] MT: hows life

[02:26] MT: what do you do on here anyway

[02:27] TG: what do i do on what on weed

[02:27] TG: i sit here

[02:27] MT: no

[02:27] MT: i mean

[02:27] MT: like

[02:27] MT: on the ship

[02:27] MT: also eat a motherfucking cookie i promise you youll thank me

[02:27] MT: eat like

[02:28] MT: a milano or some shit

[02:28] MT: eat a cookie dave

[02:28] MT: do it

[02:28] TG: i want salad

[02:28] MT: why salad oh my god

[02:28] MT: high as fuck and you want salad

[02:28] MT: youre supposed to be craving salt and sugar

[02:29] TG: i want salad

[02:30] MT: okay go get a salad then

[02:31] TG: ok

[02:32] MT: maybe itll be tasty

[02:38] TG: it will be

[02:38] MT: are you eating it yet

[02:39] TG: no calm down im getting there im

[02:39] TG: slowly

[02:39] TG: getting there

[02:41] MT: are you still sitting on the floor staring into space

[02:41] TG: what

[02:41] TG: im not siting on the floor

[02:41] MT: where are you sitting

[02:42] TG: on a chair

[02:42] MT: well thats boring

[02:42] MT: why not on the ceiling

[02:43] TG: no shut up

[02:43] MT: its a valid question

[02:43] MT: why not the ceiling

[02:47] TG: i gotta go

[02:47] TG: youre trippin me out

[02:47] TG: bye

[02:48] MT: aw no im sorry

[02:48] MT: ill stop

[02:48] MT: dont go

[02:48] MT: lets shoot the shit man

[02:49] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering metacarpalTalkback [MT] at 02:49 --

[technologicgodot]

[08:55] -- metacarpalTalkback [MT] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 20:55 --

[08:55] MT: so uh

[08:55] MT: sup

[08:55] TG: whoa hold on a sec

[08:55] TG: whos this

[08:57] MT: okay so thats a little hard to explain

[08:57] MT: lets just go for the meat here shall we

[08:57] MT: dig in to some prime motherfuckin rib

[08:57] MT: im davesprite

[08:59] TG: youre what now

[08:59] TG: are you some kind of weirdass troll

[08:59] TG: and not the actual alien kind but the

[08:59] TG: trollin the internet kind

[09:00] MT: nah

[09:00] MT: just 100% sprite

[09:00] MT: okay more like

[09:00] MT: 70% dave 20% bird 10% sprite

[09:00] MT: is my math right even who knows

[09:01] MT: who cares

[09:04] TG: wait you mean

[09:06] MT: what

[09:15] TG: oh man you straight up got me didnt you

[09:15] TG: full on took me on

[09:15] TG: wore me like a body hat

[09:16] MT: theres a slight possibility

[09:17] MT: what the fuck is a body hat

[09:17] TG: a hat that you wear on your body

[09:17] TG: obviously

[09:21] MT: that sounds like probably clothing

[09:22] TG: but its full body dude

[09:22] TG: the whole shabang

[09:22] TG: no cuttin corners here

[09:23] MT: technically its only like 70 percent body

[09:23] MT: like i said

[09:23] MT: is this weird i feel like its weird

[09:24] TG: yeah its pretty fuckin weird

[09:24] TG: so im guessin you took on my form back at the academy huh

[09:25] TG: when i met you that one time and you were just some weird celestial thing

[09:25] TG: i guess youre still a weird celestial thing

[09:25] MT: oh man you remember me

[09:25] MT: man i wasnt expecting that thats pretty cool

[09:25] MT: yeah i guess so

[09:25] TG: yeah like who fuckin else would you be

[09:25] MT: theres not really a logic to it yknow

[09:25] MT: its just like man i wanna take on some characteristics of this rad motherfucker

[09:25] MT: and then it happens

[09:25] TG: ive only met one sprite in my lifetime and thats fuckin memorable

[09:26] TG: yeah it aint so easy on the human side

[09:26] MT: and the next thing you know you got an existential crisis breathing down your neck and youre hitching a ride into space

[09:26] TG: you wanna be someone you gotta work at it for years and then look at yourself and be all

[09:26] TG: man im never gonna be that person

[09:26] TG: yeah i get that

[09:26] TG: thats cool

[09:26] MT: you say that like its impossible dude

[09:26] MT: dont give up on your dreams believe in the me that believes in you

[09:26] MT: or something

[09:26] MT: when did i even watch that fucking anime

[09:26] MT: anyway

[09:27] TG: it is for humans

[09:27] TG: that aint my dream anymore anyway

[09:27] MT: so like

[09:27] MT: what is it

[09:28] TG: besides makin music and shitty ironic art and some photography and figurin out this whole parenting deal

[09:28] TG: i got no fuckin clue

[09:29] MT: whoa parenting

[09:29] MT: thats new

[09:29] MT: sounds sort of gross

[09:29] MT: but i feel you man

[09:30] MT: ive been thinking on that sort of shit myself

[09:30] MT: not parenting

[09:30] MT: what i want to do

[09:30] MT: i am not laying any goddamn fertilized eggs no way man

[09:30] TG: yeah that would be weird

[09:30] TG: really fuckin weird

[09:31] MT: you dont have to tell me

[09:31] TG: we dont need any fertilized eggs on this ship

[09:31] TG: we got enough animals about

[09:38] MT: i have no plan to make tiny freak babies

[09:40] TG: thank fuckin god

[09:41] MT: okay that is not the point of this conversation

[09:45] MT: i gotta ask you some questions and shit

[09:45] TG: yeah you sound like me back at the academy alright

[09:45] TG: what

[09:49] MT: im pretty sure crippling existentialism isnt a human thing

[09:49] MT: i know its not a sprite thing

[09:49] MT: and its like

[09:49] MT: more than likely not a bird thing

[09:49] MT: so uh

[09:49] MT: is it a you thing

[09:49] MT: because its been bugging the shit out of me tbh

[09:52] TG: wow talk about just jumpin the gun

[09:52] TG: gettin real comfy arent you

[09:54] MT: no thats exactly the problem i am so uncomfortable all the time

[09:55] TG: are you like tellin everyone this

[09:55] TG: or just me

[09:56] MT: just you why the fuck would i tell a stranger this shit

[09:56] MT: hell im not even sure why im telling anyone

[09:56] MT: i dont know i thought maybe youd get it

[09:56] MT: since technically youre the only person i know like

[09:56] MT: the other people i know either actually know you

[09:56] MT: are very far away

[09:56] MT: or are birds

[09:57] MT: but fuck it this was a stupid idea

[09:57] TG: no dude dont get all like that

[09:57] TG: just calm the fuck down

[09:57] TG: i honestly didnt think i was a prime candidate for your mighty morphin orange power ranger gig

[09:58] TG: cuz lets be honest here

[09:58] TG: i am not a prime candidate

[09:58] TG: if you got my issues well

[09:58] TG: that comes with it i guess

[09:59] MT: idk man you seemed pretty prime to me

[09:59] MT: so it is a you thing

[09:59] MT: i just wanted to know where it was coming from i guess

[09:59] MT: sprites arent exactly known for their emotional depth

[09:59] MT: not by themselves anyway

[09:59] TG: what else did you get from me

[09:59] TG: do you have my memories or what

[10:00] MT: sure do

[10:00] TG: fuck

[10:01] TG: can you like pick someone else to become

[10:01] MT: i mean technically i could add to the menagerie but like

[10:02] MT: i dunno if i want to dude

[10:02] TG: oh fuck so youre permanently stuck with me no matter what

[10:04] MT: i mean technically there are ways

[10:04] MT: like

[10:04] MT: you know

[10:04] MT: exploding and stuff

[10:04] TG: ok no thats not an option

[10:06] MT: its always an option

[10:07] MT: technically there would be a way to like

[10:07] MT: expell you without dying or nothing

[10:07] MT: but i kind of dont want to

[10:07] TG: why not

[10:09] MT: okay dont tell anyone about me getting mad real with you here for a second

[10:09] MT: i dunno if i wanna go back to not knowing how it feels to want to be something more

[10:09] MT: plus like

[10:09] MT: im pretty used to it

[10:09] MT: its a part of me yknow

[10:09] TG: i mean

[10:09] TG: i guess

[10:10] MT: technically appropriated and wore second hand

[10:10] MT: but still like

[10:10] MT: mixed in there

[10:11] TG: ok but you cant take jade even if you have feelings for her or whatever

[10:15] MT: holy shit

[10:15] MT: did we finally grow some fucking balls

[10:15] MT: thank god

[10:17] TG: wow fuck you

[10:17] TG: were actually gonna get hitched

[10:19] MT: i repeat: holy shit

[10:19] TG: yeah i know

[10:20] MT: proud of you man

[10:20] MT: im wiping away a fatherly tear

[10:20] MT: or maybe like

[10:20] MT: sontherly i guess

[10:20] MT: since you had it first

[10:21] TG: what tears are you talkin about

[10:22] MT: a tear of pride dave keep up

[10:22] TG: when did i have a tear of pride

[10:23] MT: i am having a tear of prie

[10:23] MT: pride

[10:23] MT: right now

[10:23] MT: for you

[10:23] MT: did you not get that

[10:23] TG: i got that but you said i had it first

[10:23] TG: so when did it drop like the bass

[10:23] MT: it

[10:23] MT: meaning like

[10:24] MT: everything

[10:24] TG: yeah thats kind of a given

[10:25] MT: im going to make an angry remix about you

[10:27] TG: woah what the fuck

[10:27] TG: god was i that angst ridden at 18 or what

[10:31] MT: i mean you totally were but i was joking

[10:32] MT: not that that makes you less of an angst machine

[10:34] TG: youre an angst machine probably

[10:35] MT: nah

[10:35] MT: i am just a humble soul

[10:35] TG: youre me at 18

[10:35] TG: you just said i was that angst ridden

[10:35] TG: its you

[10:35] TG: youre the angst

[10:35] MT: i am the angst

[10:35] MT: just the angst

[10:35] MT: the angst alone

[10:35] TG: thats true

[10:36] TG: word

[10:36] MT: no but like

[10:36] MT: you have some other shit in there

[10:38] TG: what like a barely honed martial arts skill

[10:39] MT: wow youre down on yourself

[10:39] MT: that explains a lot

[10:39] TG: what no shut up

[10:40] MT: what

[10:40] MT: you just said were just angst and barely honed martial arts come on man

[10:40] TG: what

[10:43] MT: what what

[10:47] TG: cant i make fun of myself years ago

[10:47] TG: is that allowed

[10:47] TG: obviously not

[10:47] MT: i mean yeah you can but like

[10:48] MT: here he is

[10:48] MT: tada

[10:54] TG: so i just make fun of you

[10:56] MT: okay but i get to do it back

[10:56] MT: im talking to harley rn by the way

[10:57] TG: no what

[10:57] TG: why

[10:57] TG: what are you telling her

[10:59] MT: she messaged me

[10:59] MT: and was like wow you sound like this dude i know

[10:59] TG: why would she message you

[11:01] MT: fuckin rude

[11:01] MT: she didnt know who it was

[11:01] MT: said she hadnt figured wed be getting anyone new

[11:02] TG: well you did come outta nowhere

[11:05] MT: sorry

[11:06] TG: not sorry

[11:16] MT: rude af

[11:22] TG: are you still talking to her

[11:23] MT: yeah shes telling me about the cyborg bits

[11:24] TG: oh yeah

[11:24] MT: oh yeah

[11:24] MT: like you forgot your fiance has dog parts

[11:24] MT: kinky fucks

[11:25] TG: if im a kinky fuck youre a kinky fuck

[11:33] MT: you couldve developed that recently

[11:34] TG: yeah how likely is that

[11:35] MT: pretty fucking likely

[11:35] MT: what do you even do as like a job these days

[11:35] TG: im a guard here

[11:35] TG: on the ship

[11:35] TG: did the skaianet agent thing for a while

[11:35] TG: didnt work out

[11:35] MT: huh thats p cool

[11:35] MT: nice

[11:35] MT: do you like it or what

[11:36] TG: i havent had much time on the job yet but its sweet

[11:36] TG: get to bug one of my bros all the time pretty much

[11:39] MT: thats cool i know how much you like bugging people

[11:39] TG: yeah its not a bad set up

[11:50] MT: i was thinking of maybe gettin a job at some point

[12:00] TG: doin what

[12:08] MT: god dave i have no fuckin idea

[12:11] TG: well you gotta decide that first bro

[12:18] -- metacarpalTalkback [MT] is now an idle chum! --

[12:53] MT: hm

[12:53] MT: hmmm

[01:01] TG: makin any leeway

[01:02] TG: or are those hmms just infertile

[01:20] MT: they are the fertilest of hmms excuse you

[01:20] MT: the only thing comin to mind is test subject

[01:21] MT: cant imagine that pays well

[01:33] TG: who the fucks gonna test on you

[01:33] TG: you just gonna donate yourself to the science lab

[01:33] TG: wait hold that thought

[01:33] TG: i gotta go

[01:34] TG: hit me up later maybe we can chill or somethin

[01:34] TG: peace dude

[01:34] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering metacarpalTalkback [MT] at 01:34 --

[artifactualannihilation]

-- migrantThespian [MT] began trolling artifactualAnnihilation [AA] at 18:43 --

MT: Hey

MT: this is aradia right?

AA: yes it is!

AA: who is this? i should probably refer to the roster

MT: I mean you can

MT: but you could just call me davesprite

MT: roster might say different

AA: ok davesprite works for me

AA: its nice to talk to you!

MT: Yeah, yo been meaning to say what's up and actually introduce myself to more peeps, but been a tad busy, so cool to meet you

MT: even thought

MT: you met already

MT: at the temple place

AA: oh yeah i remember you!

AA: you are the sprite with the wings

AA: they are so cool

MT: Oh thanks yeah I have to admit getting a bit more use out of them lately

MT: since I made these legs pop up

AA: oh yes thats very cool!

MT: Thanks, nice of you yo

MT: hgey question

AA: sure!

MT: about those bones you found

AA: yes!

MT: they were like, pretty fucking awesome, was wondering if you still had em'

AA: of course i do! im not letting these ones go so easily

-- migrantThespian [MT] is now an idle chum! --

MT: Ahh dang, wouldn't be willing to part with one or two of those then?

AA: ...well

AA: you kno what

AA: know*

AA: i could part with one

MT: Really? that'd be awesome, I was hoping I could get one, and hey I'd be willing to part with one of these mugs if you'd like onein exhcange?

AA: you can keep the mugs its ok :)

AA: yeah ill give you one

MT: Awww man you sure? I kinda have more mugs then I know what to do with haha.

AA: ok ill take one!

MT: Awesome B) want me to come drop it off and do this whole exchange biz quick

AA: sure!

MT: *he gets the hell off this chat client and gets halfway there before he stops and realizes, he doesn't know where there is. he then opens the chat client ondce more*

MT: uhhh...

MT: where is there?

AA: oh! its in the lowblood quarters

AA: block 002

MT: Gotcha

AA: yeah!

MT: *he then heads in the EXACT OPPOSITE DIRECTION of where he was going, soon he arrives with a knock knock and a yo yo* yo yo.

AA: -she opens the door with a bright smile, bone in hand- hi!

MT: ok, I have to admit I've never quite been greeted like that.

MT: hmm

MT: then again I haven't had too many greetings

AA: like what

MT: so for all I know this is normal

MT: you know

MT: bopne in hand

AA: oh right!

MT: Haha man I'm surprise you didn't draw any attention randomly having remains on yo

MT: do you normally keep them on hand? haha

AA: well yes

AA: i keep them in my sylladex

MT: Oh right! I still have to go get one of those....

MT: I didn't even know those were a thing till jade told me

AA: wow i cant believe it

MT: are they really THAT common? there has to be some other peeps that don't use em?

AA: well you are someone who doesnt!

AA: otherwise they are pretty common

MT: Oh man then I really gotta get on it yo, and probably one of those strife things, even though my sword just kinda poof and appears

MT: Usually in the center of my chest

MT: like an asshole

AA: strife specibi

MT: yeah that, hmm admitably, I haven';t been able to get rid of my sword, it just appears back in my hand or chest when I let it go, so I kinda wonder what'll happen if I did try putting it in that specibi

AA: i wonder!

AA: well you never know until you try

MT: yeah, I think I'll go do that in a bit, you think any shop on the ship would have any?

AA: do we have shops in here?

AA: -she looks amazed-

AA: i never even thought about that

MT: well there's civilians, and extended periods of travel, I assumed we would seems like it'd make sense

AA: wow

AA: -she looks amazed-

MT: yeah, I mean there was a catalogue for to order furnature for my office so I'd imagine.

AA: i figured that would arrive on the shuttle

AA: wow

MT: *figured she knew more about the ship then him* yeah, ohh hey *he pulls the mug out* here ya go *it has a picture of a boulder in the shape of a heart*

AA: -she takes the mug and hands him the bone- oooh this is cool

AA: i wonder if its poisoned

AA: or like auto poisoned

MT: well I did wash them and they didn't seem to do anything after that? also that trap seemed like it was meant for those who couldn't really breath under water, cause it mostly just slowed you down

AA: oh ok thats pretty cool then

MT: Yeah *admitably he wonders what swollowing that weird water would do*

AA: :)

MT: Well anywho thanks for this, it's a cool little momento *he says, about the actual human remains* I'll let you get back to what you were up to.

AA: sounds good! take good care of it

AA: name it

AA: take it with you on fun trips

MT: I will do literally all of those things

MT: I'mma name it Baroro

AA: good

MT: Alright then have a cool day, Baroro and I will see you around

-- migrantThespian [MT] gave up trolling artifactualAnnihilation [AA] at 21:42 --

[technologicgodot]

[07:01] -- migrantThespian [MT] began pestering technologicGodot [TG] at 19:01 --

[07:01] MT: Yo bro

[07:01] MT: just realized

[07:02] MT: it's been like

[07:02] MT: forever since I said sup

[07:02] TG: yeah well its a busy life being bird me

[07:04] MT: Well shit usually I'd say that I'm just floating around like an orange asshole

[07:04] MT: but I have been actually doing some pretty busy shit lately

[07:04] MT: and I haven;'t floated lately

[07:09] TG: floated

[07:09] TG: what are you talking about

[07:09] TG: you float all the fuckin time

[07:11] MT: Naw man, been using legs lately

[07:11] MT: things are pretty sweet

[07:11] TG: where the hell did you get legs

[07:15] MT: Bro made them pop up, was thinking "yo I wish I had some legs" then boom

[07:15] MT: fucking legs

[07:15] MT: wanna see?

[07:15] MT: I look all different yo

[07:15] TG: what do you mean bro made them pop up

[07:16] MT: Ok so sprites can morph

[07:16] MT: that's a given

[07:16] MT: but appearantly they can do a lot more then I though

[07:17] MT: I can pretty much change myself up

[07:17] MT: takes energy out of me

[07:17] MT: but I can do it

[07:17] TG: what do you mena n bro

[07:17] TG: mean*

[07:17] TG: mean by bro

[07:27] MT: no no no

[07:27] MT: shit bad wording

[07:27] MT: I was refering to you

[07:27] MT: as my bro

[07:27] MT: and saying that I

[07:27] MT: made them pop up

[07:28] TG: oh

[07:28] TG: well in that case thats cool i guess

[07:28] TG: kinda busy at the moment tho

[07:29] MT: Man everyones got so much stuff going on damn

[07:29] MT: I thought this embassy thing would keep me busy

[07:29] MT: but like, kinda need sprites for it to have use

[07:29] TG: i swear theres at least two others

[07:30] MT: Yeah but the embassy is for helping new ones who ain't registered and such

[07:30] MT: they pretty much got their shit settled

[07:35] TG: is it on the ship or on lauctis anyway

[07:35] MT: On the ship yo, got an office and everything

[07:35] MT: KK helped me set it up yesterday

[07:35] MT: and we jammed with some smooth jazz yo

[07:36] TG: seriously

[07:36] TG: im surprised he even approved that but whatever

[07:36] TG: not my problem if he makes no sense

[07:38] MT: Actually eridan approved it

[07:38] MT: bro I got this shit legit

[07:38] MT: I got paperwork donw

[07:38] MT: and everything

[07:38] MT: I'm an official ambassador

[07:40] TG: damn look at you go

[11:32] -- technologicGodot [TG] ceased pestering migrantThespian [MT] at 23:32 --

[academic-geniality]

-- migrantThespian [MT] began messaging academicGeniality [AG] at 19:37 --

[07:37] MT: Yo, aranea

[07:37] MT: any news about that peperwork stuff

[07:42] AG: Well, everything has 8een processed. Feel free to 8egin setting up shop.

[07:44] MT: Thanks, found a cool catalogue from a shop it's like

[07:44] MT: space ikea or some shit

[07:45] AG: Glad to hear it!

[07:45] AG: I don't suppose there's anything else you need? 8ecause as much as I would love to help, I'm afraid it will have to w8 til tomorrow or so.

[07:45] AG: I'm currently readying myself for a venture into the great outdoors!

[07:46] MT: oh snap heading down to the planet now that that shit is all safe and shit

[07:48] MT: anywho I'll let you get to yo shit

[07:48] MT: but hey before I go

[07:48] MT: did you think about it?

[07:48] AG: Er...

[07:48] AG: Oh right. Um.

[07:48] AG: Well, I dont' see why we can't...

[07:48] AG: Hang out!

[07:49] MT: Awww sweet, the planet is all cool and shit now so we can head out and shit

[07:49] MT: awesome

[07:49] MT: hanging sounds like the shit

[07:49] AG: Indeed.

[07:49] MT: Oh yeah sorry again about all that bullshit I was spewing

[07:49] MT: the other day

[07:49] MT: went and took a crash course on that quad shit

[07:49] MT: asked KK

[07:50] AG: Don't even worry a8out it! Really!

[07:50] MT: Dude is quad savvy yo

[07:51] AG: Is that right? Fascin8ing.

[07:51] MT: Anywho took enough of your time, looking forward to hanging yo, enjoy your adventure, I gotta go get ready, this cool albeit dorky human said something about filiming me today or something

[07:51] MT: sounds like a good ass time

[07:51] AG: Oh! Oh.

[07:51] AG: Well, it would seem we're talking a8out the same thing.

[07:51] MT: Oh snap

[07:51] MT: you heading to that think with jake?

[07:52] AG: That's right. He and I are good friends, you know!

[07:52] MT: Oh man awesome, he seems like a cool dude

[07:52] AG: He is. ::::)

[07:52] MT: dude makes me feel like I'm ion the 50s or some shit

[07:53] MT: Welp sorry for talking your ear off, looking forward to hang, see you at that thing, and thanks for help with the office shit

[07:53] AG: No pro8lem!

[07:53] MT: now I should go check on horuss before I go

[07:54] MT: did you know me and that dude were moirails now?

[07:54] MT: so that's a thing

[07:54] MT: anywho seeya

-- migrantThespian [MT] stopped messaging academicGeniality [AG] at 19:54 --

[academic-geniality]

-- migrantThespian [MT] began messaging academicGeniality [AG] at 20:07 --

[08:07] MT: Hey aranea, can I talk to you for a moment?

[08:07] MT: about some sorta serious shit

[08:08] MT: but like not bad shit

[08:08] MT: good shit actually

[08:08] AG: Oh yes. Go on! What do you need?

[08:09] MT: Ok so I asked Eridan and he gave me a greenlight, pretty much I'm starting a sprite embassy here on the ship, that way when other sprites come I can be their advocate and get them registered, in a room, and learning/working without the complete chaos fefeta and I went through

[08:10] MT: and I was wondering if that'd be ok with you? if you could be the person I come to for registration and such

[08:10] MT: seeing as you were an awesome help with me

[08:13] AG: I don't see why not! It's unusual, 8ut esta8lishing a sprite 8ased institution here makes sense to me. After all, TUMUT is all a8out the unification of the galaxy's races.

[08:14] AG: You'd 8e like an am8assador of sorts.

[08:16] MT: Yeah haha, I know it's a bit of far fetched dreaming, but I was hoping to start towards uniting my people, they're so spread out, alone, mysterious....we don't even know about ourself, that should change

[08:16] MT: thanks for agreeing to help aranea

[08:16] MT: you are a pretty cool troll yo, been nice to me since I got here, appreciate that

[08:21] AG: Oh! Well, I'm happy to have impacted you in such a manner. It's my jo8 to help you, after all!

[08:23] MT: Haha well you done a cool job yo, hey I was wondering if there's any available office space or something so I could set up a place for it?

[08:23] AG: I'm afraid our office space is rather limited... 8ut resident cham8ers can 8e purchased and refur8ished as office space.

[08:24] MT: Well damn, hmm....you told me to pick a room right? anyway I could turn the room I was gonna use into the office, atleast till I can actually make money, horuss's lesson begin soon

[08:26] AG: Sounds like a plan!

[08:29] MT: Alright awesome, gonna speak to Karkat, Dirk, and already spoke to jade, about getting sprites who wish to go into their fields set up with training. Gonna get this shit off the ground yo

[08:30] AG: Excellent! And I will let you get to that.

[08:30] AG: I have some work of my own to attend to.

[08:31] MT: Alright cool, thanks a bunch I'll hit you up in a bit with a room number and we can do some paperwork and shit, get it all official

[08:31] MT: fun huh?

[08:31] MT: Haha

[08:31] MT: anyway seeya yo

[08:31] MT: good luck with yo work and shit

-- migrantThespian [MT] stopped messaging academicGeniality [AG] at 20:31 --