I've been watching a lot of Robert E. Fuller videos recently (He does a lot of stuff about birds of prey and stoats and it's really cool you should check him out on youtube), and watching birds raise their young together (specifically the owls) has given me a lot of ideas for metalgreen lmao
Chris, who's been keeping warm/defending the eggs and chicks all day: Tod, love of my life, If you do not get your ass out right the fuck now and bring us back some food, I will rip YOU into tiny pieces and feed you to the kids!
Toodles, who's come back empty handed the third time that day, mostly because he keeps eating what he catches: But babe, I'm tired!
*Chris gives him the most spine chilling death glare one can imagine.*
Toodles: ...
Toodles, now a little scared for his life: Alright, alright! I'm going!









