@metalsperfection liked for a starter!
“Whatever selling point was on the box you came in, I sure hope ‘unruly little shit, 100% guaranteed!’ wasn’t one of ‘em. We got serious work to deal with here, Eggman wanted us both to deal with this problem ‘fore it gets even worse, and he’s employed one of the best demolitioners there is out there. Me.”
Straight to the point, no corners cut, untainted, clear-as-crystal-water debrief, that one. Indeed, his ‘boss’ had ushered him on to get ahold of this problem as quickly as possible. Looks like one of the factories in charge of automatically mass-producing Egg Pawns went essentially haywire, and no solution short of a cleaner crew is going to put it to a stop by now.
He sure is a clever man. Puts kill switches in his most feared enforcers, yet none of them in mass-produced machines, that are clearly more capable of going rogue than organic operators.
“He’s personally requested that we don’t destroy them, just beat the everliving bastion of faltermeyer shit out of them, until their servos are disabled. But, personally, I’m not really interested in that plan. I think I’d much prefer getting them to explode with a single punch each. You get tired of the runty buckethead bastards after they’ve messed up your operations enough. Consider this stress relief.”
