#meth mention

[statixzcoffee]

Blonde-To-Raven-Vice-Versa options: Headcanons

Craig was originally blonde. Meanwhile, Tweek's hair was black and now their hair got changed vice versa. (CANON)

A. Tweek and Craig was already way friends and friendship faded. But, fighting bought them together and perhaps more than close.

B: Tweek is actually adopted and/or a family genetics (because yes you can have different hair colour other than your parents.) or Tweek is actually a slave (and the Tweak's family is a mafia - because they have a bazooka, also meth business)

C: Craig already had homosexual feelings for Michael (the goth kids, yes.) and wanted to connect more to write poetry, which is why everyone thinks he is actually bad emo goth kid (fanon), considering he decided to hang out with him. (Actually maybe Craig does smoke before, but then realizes that goth kids are for fags. /ref)

D: Craig's guinea pig is actually dead and he is super sad about it and dyed his hair to feel something. (It was his FIRST guinea pig)

I am putting this here, because I want to write fanfictions and hopefully inspire people!

[superjumpintomyheart]

hi breaking bad x splatoon

walter white gets isekaid alongside jesse into inkopolis and he meets up with mister grizz to regrow a new meth empire hiding behind grizz co as a front

then he starts selling his meth to the inklings of inkopolis and theyre like super addicted n shit but the sbs see it as a threat to public safety so they like go and fight walter white

im imagining this as a really stupid crackpot oneshot which doesnt take itself seriously at all but like yeah

gonna be real with u anon i have never watched a single ep or trailer or any content of breaking bad but the fact that i only know about the meth part makes this very funny to me

grizz would do some shit like that for real though, he's literally got the definition of "hey kids wanna buy some drugs" energy and its about time someone connected him to. something lmao

[stars-in-our-skies]

i love going by jamie but i miss the sheer comedy of primarily going by jesse. like i literally picked that name because of the breaking bad jokes and now i can’t make them as much anymore. “jamie we’re cooking meth” doesn’t have the same ring

[juggalojerk]

i did this for friend @nbgorillaz

[grosslyoversimplifiedpolitics]

[ID: The mc has far too much meth]

[feral-apostate]

my parents regularly relive their non-Christian days (selling & doing meth, dad in jail or w a warrant for him, beating people up) w their Christian friends. they use it as a “hey, look at what a shitty person I used to be and look how god saved us.”

i just wonder how that affects them sometimes. does it feed my dad’s depression & “self-loathing” (his words)? they’re constantly looking back at how bad their lives were & act as if they can’t escape it. christianity won’t let them because “remember what god did for you. are you going to turn your back on him?”

just seems like a shitty way to live to me.

[dreamofyouandi]

amazing that green day really got away with lyrics like "i'm on a roll, no self control, i'm blowing off steam with methamphetamine" and the american law system did absolutely nothing about it like they really got away with saying "i do drugs" in 1995 which wasn't that long after the war on drugs

[gothstranding]

It's very likely novel Hannibal prescribed meth to his patients because it's the seventies babey.