Oct 22, 2021
You know what I think is one of the most unrealistic things about twilight? The Cullen's not really having nicknames for each other. I mean there's Jazz and Rose but that's pretty much it. Come on, THEY HAVE SPENT DECADES TOGETHER. Give me a more realistic family dynamic.
#i just know that rosalie would call edward something absolutely stupid all the time#a new nickname every day#kind of like stressing what annoys her most about him that day#she would also probably call him shithead or something like that#you cannot convince me that Emmett is not regularly called Em#what about emmi?#metty?#Carlisle calling esme ezzie or something like that#the list is endless#please just make it make sense#twilight#twilight renaissance#twilight headcanon#twilight vampires#cullen coven