Chelas y Tacos

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Chelas y Tacos
Sometimes I get so angry about Mexican food in this area. All I want is a damn bean and cheese burrito and every "Mexican" place only serves black beans 🤬🤬
Me: This is not a burrito.
S/O: What makes something a burrito?
Me: I don't know.
S/O: You're half-Mexican, how can you not know what makes something a burrito??
Me: I am Mexican enough that you can show me something and I can tell you whether or not it is a burrito. But I cannot in fact define what a burrito is.
S/O: So this is a kay-so-day-yah.
ME: It is also most definitely NOT whatever the fuck you just tried to say.
I hope Vanya finally gets the love she deserves this season!
Also, I keep thinking Vanya would be such a great name for a baby. But then I remember that my dad would most likely say "Bye Vanya, te bañas!" any time she would see him and I just can't do that to my kid!
Why was this actually on a Mexican news station?! 🤣
Me: UGH I really want tortillas, but I don’t wanna go out and buy them -_-
Me:...WAITAFUCKINGMINUTE I CAN JUST MAKE THEM >: D
it’s 3:09 am and i kinda want tequila even tho i’m literally underage.... i guess my inner mexican is coming out lmaooo