#mianda au

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Mia and Mel find each other in every universe I think. Anyway have a doodle

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"Oh, darling, when will you learn? I am your family.

Now clean yourself up. I can't very well take you out as a sobbing mess, can I?"

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Miranda: Well, you know what they say: "Can't get a wife, without breaking her sanity" *Chuckles*

Moreau: Oh... OH! That was horrible! Your wish is horrible. *Points at Miranda* YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredimable monster!

Miranda: Oh, what took you so long, IDIOT!

Pffff, canon tbh (like even out of context to the AU, just replace the phrase with "Can't get your dead child back without committing some genocide and kidnapping")

But also I like the idea of Moreau initially trying to lowkey help Miranda just.... be a better partner. But she never listens to him (Mia kind of appreciates the attempts, though). And when he's finally like "You are the worst person in this entire Village" Miranda just kind of shrugs at him like "Took you long enough, moron."

And I feel like that's kind of when Moreau realizes Miranda really, at the very least, doesn't give a shit about him (or Mia, it seems, if she's so willing to beat this woman into the ground)

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Kinda ironic, that Miranda, with her shapeshifting ability, can make her hands feel even more soft, than Alcina's.

And yet to Mia they are the roughest touch she ever felt in her life.

If Mia ever sat down and tried to fidget with Miranda's hands, she'd realize that, despite how soft Miranda's skin can be, her hands are very cold. And not in the same way Alcina's hands are.

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Miranda: I've decided I'm going to start gaslighting you.

Mia: You're going to gaslight me?

Miranda: That's not what I said.

Mia:

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"Have you checked your back?"

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reunited.

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A Body