#miasmata.txt

[pataphysics-department]

dado have the many cognitohazard for u pasta phycics department, will send u one for low low price of 200 american dollar. dado thinks "hmmm this is fair trade, dado get 200 dollar and u get fine dado cognitohazard" pls email or contact dado if u want dado cognitohazard

We’ll pass this on to our superiors. Monetary transactions will have to be handled by a different department.

[pataphysics-department]

~~~~~~~~~I’m having fun! 8D

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Researcher Jabberwocky is currently busy, but we’ll pass this along to him.

[pataphysics-department]

Only in Pataphysics do you see someone actively asking people to send them hazards.

[pataphysics-department]

Abyme: Does anyone object to this?

Jabberwocky: ...

Miasmata: ... We'll leave you to it

Abyme: Fine with me. It'll take a moment, so please be patient

[pataphysics-department]

Miasmata: No idea what Astrolabe plans on naming this thing

[pataphysics-department]

Miasmata: This also means that we're closer to the O5 Council

Miasmata: In the case that our orders aren't taken, the Council may mandate it themselves

@bizarre-pataphysics