#michael being michael

[caramelcactus]

I mean that’s pretty accurate tho

[mara-xx217]

Screaming crying throwing up I love your writing homie😭😫 pls for the love of all write a Michael myers (dbd) verse x reader nsfw I’m so thirsty, so parched

Idk if you know this but.... I write Michael FUCKED UP, sooo... yeah. This shit ain't for the faint of heart lol You've been warned!

Warnings: Ya'll know how I write Michael- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Read at You're Own Risk, Death, Depraved Shit Under the Cut, Gore and Nastiness

You're always left for last. Every time, no exceptions. It doesn't matter how you run or hide, the Shape always saves you for the grande finale. You can run, you can try to be heroic and protect the others, you can hide, you can even give up the moment you enter Haddonfield, none of it matters. In the end, he always makes you wait- anticipate- your terrible and rapidly approaching demise.

Let's see...

Broken neck, bashed in skull, stabbed, strangled, heart attack- so many inappropriate objects used to hurt you, kill you...

...do terrible things to you...

The moment the knife is removed from your abdomen, you're going to bleed to death. Maybe it would be better that way. You don't know if you could bear the pain to do so. Those large, rough and warm hands force you to face him. You can't breathe... he likes it. His breathing is heavy, rough, just like his weight on your legs. He's staring. At you, your eyes... You close them and the blade in your gut is twisted. It was too much for you. Blood loss and pain did you in.

Next time, you wouldn't be so lucky.

Michael was disappointed that you died before he got to fully play with you. Oh well... A dead body has never stopped him from making his own fun.

The knife splits you open easily. Like through hot butter... You were still warm... He always liked how blood felt on his hands; sticky warm and wet, cold thick and reddish-brown... The further he stuck his hand inside of you, the more he struggled to focus. It angered him that you died so quickly. There was something that he wanted to try... and since you were the only one to ever make him feel... this, then it only seemed fair for you to ""help"" him with his little curiosity.

Warm... but cooler than a living body. He couldn't complain. There was a great thrill in what he was doing to your corpse. It was completely different from anything he's felt before, and it spurred him on further. Next time, he would be sure to keep you alive for this... His hand naturally fit around your slender neck. Already dead, but it still felt so damn good to squeeze. Even the little SNAP of your neck sends chills of pleasure down his spine and all the way down to his cock.

Michael's never finished so fast before. His cock was sticky and stained with cooling and drying blood, but it didn't really bother him. He merely re-situated himself in his jumpsuit and walked away, never minding the dark blood stain stretching from his lower abdomen down to his mid thighs. Yeah, it was about what he expected: soft and slippery, but with a strange and unique texture. It was good, but it could be better.

Next time, it would be better. He'll try to keep you alive, and he'll see how different it is with you still writhing and screaming in agony. That alone would make the whole experience all the better for Michael, but he's nonetheless he's curious as to how you being alive would change the consistency of your insides...

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[softiemichael]

,,Where are you going?"

,,I thought I made myself clear. Leave me alone."

Michael being Michael & Alex in 1x03: Broken Places

[problematicwelshman]

[softiemichael]

Sergeant Ethan Mack being adorable (and Michael being Michael) in 1x03.

Bonus:

[malexnm92]

[malexnm92]

Go like this post Michael Vlamis really really wants a Wikipedia page

[shewaslovinme]