#michael salvius

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[beastsovrevelation]

Of course the two people who spent their childhood disabled and isolated got healed just to be martyred.

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[straightbaittournament]

who is THE STRAIGHTBAIT EVER?

ava silva and michael salvius from warrior nun

ash ketchum and misty from pokemon

Voting ended onJul 27, 2024

may the best bait win! propaganda under the cut

ava and michael:

They have some amusingly straightbaity scenes where Michael initially appears to be interested in Ava (meeting her in a bar, asking questions about her, pursuing her to get her to do things with him and inviting her to kick ass with him) but almost all of these scenes are explicitly for plot reasons or end up displaying the closeness of Ava and Beatrice (and Beatrice’s jealousy over Ava seemingly being interested in a man) instead. Michael and Ava develop a strong close relationship that feels more sibling-esque by the end of season 2 and also Michael straight up dies at the end of season 2 as well.

ash and misty:

They’re basically set up as a kind of enemies to friends story and they make recurring jokes about how she clearly has a big crush on him, but nothing ever happens My childhood, i shipped them when I was 10

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Illyana Rasputin 🤝 Michael Salvius: going into a different world as a child and living there for several years before coming back home where life passed much slower.

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Warrior Nun | 2.04 | "1 Corinthians 10:20-21"

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Currently thinking about how Michael had the absolute audacity to say ask Ava “you okay?” right before they go off on their secret suicide bomber plan.

I mean even if you don’t factor in Ava having just had her first and last kiss with Beatrice (didn’t even get to say I love you to her at this point) I’m sure the whole facing her own mortality is gonna put a downer on things.

And, aaand this man decided to be a sassy fuck and say “nice of you to show up” instead of hello. Fucking pipe it mate, this is a horrible plan. Not only are you both dying in about 20 minutes, but Ava will be dying via human shrapnel. Sure it’s technically divinium but let’s be real, that’s some body horror right there and I’m sure if Ava wasn’t actively bleeding out at the time maybe it would’ve clicked how extra disgusting that is.

“You okay?” Of course not you limp biscuit of a man. Jesus, he has the emotional intelligence of a limpet in this scene, brainwashing be damned.