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I think Michael Talis may be my favorite fictional AI ever

Greta: I thought you were dead

Talis: Do I look like the kind of man who dies?

“What’s she gonna do, stab me?” - Talis, right before getting stabbed

Some Talis doodles feat. blood

Talis: My god, what is this feeling?

Greta: Well, you know the- the feeling that you're... that you're feeling is- is what many of us call "a feeling"

Talis: But it's not like envy, or even hungry.

Greta: Could it be love?

Talis: I know what an erection feels like, Greta. No, it's the opposite. It's...it's like my heart is getting hard.

pop characters as messages from my group chats:

Han: I WOULD WATCH CHOPPED ALL DAY

Two: I like the screams of the undying

Ambrose: Your punishment is to be healthy

Tanim: *tears form their own Union and demand to be released*

Xie: I’m switching religions

Greta: Hey kids wanna gram (of white feminism)

Evie: Ur banned from maple syrup forever

Elian: I’m gonna drink a redbull and two pints of espresso so i can perceive 23 parallel dimensions and fight my own soul

Grego: IT WAS AN EGGCIDENT

FX: *throws emotions at you*

Talis: *eats cheese and laughs maniacally*

Thandi: I have about 6.5 cults waiting for me to rule them

Az: The History of Japan meme is truly the peak of our culture

Talis: Do you know what the question I’m asked most is?

Elián: Would you please leave the premesis?

[sirens in the distance]

Han, who's never done any thing wrong in his entire life: They've found me.

Talis, who actually committed the crime: You better run boychik.

Greta: When I die, please get Talis to lower me into the ground so he can let me down one more time.

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