pop characters as messages from my group chats:
Han: I WOULD WATCH CHOPPED ALL DAY
Two: I like the screams of the undying
Ambrose: Your punishment is to be healthy
Tanim: *tears form their own Union and demand to be released*
Xie: I’m switching religions
Greta: Hey kids wanna gram (of white feminism)
Evie: Ur banned from maple syrup forever
Elian: I’m gonna drink a redbull and two pints of espresso so i can perceive 23 parallel dimensions and fight my own soul
Grego: IT WAS AN EGGCIDENT
FX: *throws emotions at you*
Talis: *eats cheese and laughs maniacally*
Thandi: I have about 6.5 cults waiting for me to rule them
Az: The History of Japan meme is truly the peak of our culture













