Jul 19, 2018
Greta: I thought you were dead
Talis: Do I look like the kind of man who dies?
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Greta: I thought you were dead
Talis: Do I look like the kind of man who dies?
Talis: My god, what is this feeling?
Greta: Well, you know the- the feeling that you're... that you're feeling is- is what many of us call "a feeling"
Talis: But it's not like envy, or even hungry.
Greta: Could it be love?
Talis: I know what an erection feels like, Greta. No, it's the opposite. It's...it's like my heart is getting hard.
Elián: Talis hates me.
Greta: Well, it’s not just you. He’s just cranky. I saw him one time yell at at butterfly. Called it a “sonofabitch” and told it to get out of his garden.
Greta: Hey, what do you want to eat?
Michael: The souls of the innocent.
Rachel: A bagel
Michael: Noooo
Rachel: Two bagels
pop characters as messages from my group chats:
Han: I WOULD WATCH CHOPPED ALL DAY
Two: I like the screams of the undying
Ambrose: Your punishment is to be healthy
Tanim: *tears form their own Union and demand to be released*
Xie: I’m switching religions
Greta: Hey kids wanna gram (of white feminism)
Evie: Ur banned from maple syrup forever
Elian: I’m gonna drink a redbull and two pints of espresso so i can perceive 23 parallel dimensions and fight my own soul
Grego: IT WAS AN EGGCIDENT
FX: *throws emotions at you*
Talis: *eats cheese and laughs maniacally*
Thandi: I have about 6.5 cults waiting for me to rule them
Az: The History of Japan meme is truly the peak of our culture
Talis: Do you know what the question I’m asked most is?
Elián: Would you please leave the premesis?
Rachel: Ok, we need to eat and take a shower.
Michael: Acknowledged.
Rachel: ....So uh, why aren’t we doing that?
Michael: I acknowledged it what more can I do?
Greta: When I die, please get Talis to lower me into the ground so he can let me down one more time.