#michael--trash

[slashingdisneypasta]

Hmmmmm.

I should've known that this beauty therapy course would awaken something in me. I had my first day today and we learnt manicures, and all I could think as I fucking struggled to massage this girls hand with any modicum of grace was: I gotta give Slashers manicures. I gotta Slashers manicures. I gotta give Slashers manicures.

So... look forward to a post about THAT in thr future...

...

Wait till we get to the full body massage portion of the course. Oh boy.

[mukejpg-blog]

So I’m changing my URL back to squad-muke because let’s face it, that was always the best..

[piscesicon]

What do u think of Michael--trash 😏👀

v nice posts!!! we haven’t talked a lot tho!!! they seem very chill :D

//send me urls and i’ll talk about them//

[calunn]

me: is a hoe for the tally merch

[hennessymichael]

I don’t really know how to feel about this trasnformation.

[piscesicon]

Whenever I see your URL all I can think of is your blog picture. Truly a work of art

MAGIC & MYSTIQUE 

//tell me what u think when u see my url//

[hennessymichael]

@michael - wife me up, bitch

[hennessymichael]

to the asshole on the beach who wanted to point out that I was chubby: I lost all my fucks to give. This isn’t buildahoe.com. I fucking LOVE my body.