okay, but can I just say I am PUZZLED about the lack of Midwesterner/Michigander stuff representation in the DBH fan stuff???? like HELLO WHERE ARE MY FANFICTION ABOUT HANK AGGRESSIVELY GRILLING IN HIS BACKYARD IN SHORTS AND A TEE WITH A BEER BECAUSE IT'S APRIL AND SUNNY AND THE TEMP IS OVER 50 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE YEAR??!?! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY "CONNOR INVOLUNTARILY STARTS SAYING OPE AND FEBYUARY AND POP BC EVERYONE AROUND HIM SAY IT"???! WHERE THE F IS MY ELIJAH KAMSKI THE RICH ASS ROBOMAGNATE VISITING HIS MA AND PA IN KALAMAZOO BC NO KIDDO WE'RE NOT MOVING TO DETROIT IT'S ALL BIG AND NOISY NOW AND THE TRAFFIC IS AWFUL AND WE'RE BORN HERE WE'LL DIE HERE AND SUFFERING MOM'S INTERROGATION ABOUT PERSONAL LIFE AND A BIT OF TEASING FROM DAD ABOUT HOW HE CAN'T SCORE HIMSELF A GIRL AND THEN HAVING TO TAKE A TUPPERWARE OF DEAR MOMS POTATO SALAD HOME AND NOT KNOWING WTF TO DO WITH IT"???? The latter one is not specifically Michigander ofc, but I mean more THE VIBE iykyk