I’ve been thinking a lot about how Microsoft edge and a wooden pickaxe in Minecraft are fundamentally the same thing. Their only job is to be used for a couple of minutes to acquire a better version of them. Cinematic parallels etc etc
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I’ve been thinking a lot about how Microsoft edge and a wooden pickaxe in Minecraft are fundamentally the same thing. Their only job is to be used for a couple of minutes to acquire a better version of them. Cinematic parallels etc etc
Microsoft is so desperate for people to use its products that it creates a fake currency to reward you for installing them
The little ticket item is a point, which you can redeem for prizes.
6,500 points will get you 5 dollars on amazon.
Introducing Just the Browser
Modern web browsers are increasingly focused on features beyond the core browsing experience, many of which just end up as distractions. Chrome gives you coupon codes while shopping. Microsoft Edge fills the New Tab page with clickbait garbage articles from MSN, and previously tried to sell you loans.
The generative AI era has made this even worse. Google's Gemini AI is now everywhere in Chrome, and the AI Search mode that told people to eat rocks and cook with glue is now prominently featured in the address bar. Edge also has countless Copilot AI integrations, and Firefox is getting an AI browsing mode. When these features aren't using cloud AI services, Chrome, Edge, and Firefox have their own local AI models that eat up system resources.
Call me old fashioned, but I want my web browser to be just be a browser. I don't want shopping integrations, or AI agents taking over my cursor, or local AI models running constantly in the background just to reshuffle my tabs. I shouldn't have to resort to Safari or half-working Firefox forks for that.
My solution is Just the Browser.
Memes I have saved to my google drive for some reason part 55
If you ever think your life is meaningless just remember there's a guy at Microsoft who has to make sure Microsoft Edge works on Linux.
what do you use microsoft edge for?
downloading firefox
downloading chrome
What browser do you mainly use?
Edge
Chrome
Other Chromium-based (Opera, Brave, etc)
Safari
Firefox
Other Firefox-based (Librewolf, Waterfox, etc)
Other (elaborate in the notes!)
Microsoft Edge if it was a Pokemon.