Jun 7, 2022
Johnny Cage: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Liu Kang: Wasn’t Kung Lao with you?
Kung Lao: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Johnny Cage: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Liu Kang: Wasn’t Kung Lao with you?
Kung Lao: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Mileena: Wow, you actually were telling the truth.
Shang Tsung: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.
Johnny: It must suck for you, considering you lack the ability to laugh.
Raiden: I can laugh. I have sense of humor, you know.
Johnny: Really? I’ve never heard you laugh.
Raiden: I’ve never heard you say something funny.
Shang Tsung: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time
Quan Chi: *cracks his knuckles* Manslaughter it is
Johnny (as the team walks through Outworld, passing rivers of lava): Do you think lava would taste spicy?
Jax: Johnny, please don’t eat lava.
Sonya: Eat it and let us know.
Liu Kang: Actually, since it’s made out of molten rock, it probably tastes bland and dusty.
Johnny: You’re the only one who understands me.
Kuai Liang: You drink your coffee black?
Scorpion: Yes.
Kuai Liang: ... Who hurt you?
Scorpion: Alphabetically or chronologically?
Kuai Liang: Let’s forget I asked.
Kuai Liang: There will come a moment when you'll have a chance to do the right thing.
Frost: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Fujin: Why don’t you take a break?
Raiden: Are you kidding me? I'm the only responsible adult here. If I leave there will be blood.
Fujin: Oh yeah? What happened before you came along then?
Raiden: BLOOD!