Incorrect quotes with the boys (P6/?)
(I'm on my quote bullshit againššš)
Will: Why are you on the floor?
Micheal: I'm depressed.
Micheal: Also I was stabbed, can you get Mikhail, please.
5/10 Why?
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Will: Iām kind of crushing on someone, but Iām worried about telling you who it is, because youāre not going to like it
Micheal: Just rip the bandage off.
Will: Itās Mikhail.
Micheal: Put the bandage back on.
10/10 if she didn't need you, I think she'd tell you that, rip off the bandaid
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Will: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Micheal: The car takes a screenshot.
Mikhail: For the last time, get the fuck out.
9/10 quality meme content
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Will: Micheal and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Mikhail: *Sighing* What did Micheal do?
Will: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Micheal: Who wants a steering wheel?
8/10 Micheal Stearing Wheeler
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Will: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Micheal: Wasn't Mikhail with you?
Mikhail: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
10/10 WHAT HAPPENED
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Will, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Micheal: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Will: Orange soda, please!
Micheal: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Mikhail: Me too, strawberry soda.
Will:
0/10 I'm aghast at the disrespect, I'm anti mike hail
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Will: In your opinion, whatās the height of stupidity?
Micheal: *turning to Mikhail* How tall are you?
9/10 I think I've done it before but it's a classic, it's diet coke flavored
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Will: I really like this whole āgood guy, bad guyā thing you guys have going on.
Micheal: Itās not an act, itās just that Iām mean and Mikhail isnāt
7/10 he is mean he's just mean in Russian
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Will: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Micheal: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Mikhail: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Micheal: Good thinking.
4/10 go to Vegas with your sisterš
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