Chicken Monkey Duck, by Mike Phirman: http://music.mikephirman.com/track/chicken-monkey-duck
Technically, this song is 100% nouns, but punctuation and the expectation of somewhat normal sentences matter a lot to natural language parsers, so not all of them are considered as such. NastyWriter also tends not to insult nouns that have other nouns before them, as it can’t tell whether “chicken duck” is two nouns that could be insulted separately, a noun with a noun adjunct, or one compound noun describing a breeder’s attempt at simplifying turduckens.
REALLY BORING CHICKEN MONKEY DUCK
by nasty Mike Phirman
Monkey chicken chicken,
Monkey Chicken, duck duck,
Chicken monkey monkey, amateur Chicken Monkey,
chicken chicken monkey duck.
Unfair monkey duck,
Chicken duck,
Really boring monkey monkey duck duck,
Chicken Monkey, chicken chicken monkey,
“Chicken Monkey Duck.”
Chicken chicken monkey duck,
Ugly chicken Monkey, duck duck,
Phony chicken chicken monkey,
Sick chicken monkey,
Chicken duck.
Chicken duck duck,
Dachshund‑legged chicken monkey monkey duck,
“Chicken Monkey Duck?”
Chicken duck.
Dirty monkey duck duck:
Chicken chicken, monkey,
Broken chicken, monkey monkey, crying Chicken Monkey.
Chicken chicken monkey?
Now disgraced chicken, monkey monkey,
“Chicken Monkey Duck.”
Chicken chicken, monkey,
corrupt “Chicken Monkey Duck.”
Chicken chicken, duck.
Shithole chicken Monkey, monkey,
Totally biassed chicken Monkey—chicken duck.
Duck, Chicken Monkey,
Chicken chicken monkey, chicken.
Duck duck,
Chicken chicken, duck.
Blowhard chicken, monkey monkey,
Chicken!
Duck duck, Chicken Monkey,
Chicken chicken, monkey.
VERY weak chicken Chicken (monkey monkey),
Chicken monkey,
“Chicken Monkey Duck.”
Chicken chicken chicken,
Outdated monkey monkey,
Chicken Monkey:
Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck,
“Goose.”