#mikey!!!!!!!

[oh1theseus]

he never stops doing this does he

[spiderfriendzz]

[uncertainastronaut]

my gay joshler thing abt dogs

i open the door to the tour bus, especially jittery as i’d just made a pretty bad decision. “tyler!” i yell, glancing around the bus. “uh- you gotta see something!”

“i’m coming josh, hold o-” he stops mid-sentence as he stares at the little pug puppy i’m holding in my arms. “please tell me you didn’t impulsively buy that dog.” i stay silent, looking at the puppy in my arms. “JOSH OH MY GOD WHY DIDN’T YOU CONSULT ME BEFORE YOU WENT OUT AND BOUGHT OF DOG WE COULD’VE PREVENTED THIS WE CAN’T TAKE CARE OF A DOG ON TOUR I SW-“ 

"tyler, yes, i did buy this dog, but isn’t he a cutie? i wonder if he thinks i cool.” i set the dog on the ground and kneel down to pet him. he starts panting and wagging his tiny tail and i turn into a human form of the heart eyes emoji. “tyler, we gotta keep him, please, my dude. i’m in love with him, i’m leaving you for him, we’re getting married and fleeing to europe. i’m going to buy him a ring soon.”

“well- i hope you two are happy. i’m glad you found someone.” he says, rolling his eyes and planting a kiss on my forehead. i smile up at him. “what are we going to do with him, you dork? where are we going to keep him? where will we put his food and water and where will he pee?”

“i’ll sleep in your bunk with you." 

"there’s barely enough room for me, josh.”

“but we can’t just throw him out into the streets! he’s a defenseless little pup!”

“oh my god, josh, we are going to have to talk to everyone about it and see what we can do.”

i smile and pick up the dog once again to let tyler hold him before kissing tyler softly and smiling at the dog. “i love you, baby.”

“i love you too, dork”