#milkvan roleplay

[mike-straight-wheeler]

How can anyone be gay when women exist

[hetero-el-hopper]

Mike would look better if he grew his hair out and dyed it ginger

[mike-straight-wheeler]

I can’t wait to marry Eleven in good heterosexual fashion at the local village with three waterfalls. I’ll see about letting Max come she kind of pisses me off.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Why is everyone gay?

Straightestmikegate is very disappointing what happened to true pure heterosexual love?

What has society fallen to.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

wtf are the gay and bi mike wheeler tags im literally straight and the number 1 woman lover. I don’t like men I just like women and the women all love me obviously but I only have eyes for W- I mean Eleven

[mike-straight-wheeler]

@hetero-el-hopper

Eleven i care for you so much maybe when this is all over we can go to the local village with three waterfalls.

[hetero-el-hopper]

My boyfriend Mike is the best today when he kissed he let me rest my hand on his face for two whole seconds. we are so “endgame”

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Me core 🖤🤍🖤

#straight is great