From Mike

El/Jane, she/her straight Max who?

[mike-straight-wheeler]

@hetero-el-hopper

Please take me back I miss you my superhero 🥺🥺

[hetero-el-hopper]

Awww Mike that is so romantic I take you back 💖💖

[hetero-el-hopper]

Mike said that I look my best when I wear flannels and have my hair cut by Joyce, does this mean anything?

[hetero-el-hopper]

Mike would look better if he grew his hair out and dyed it ginger

[hetero-el-hopper]

I don’t need no man I am better off on my own than with piece of shit.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Wow are you really shit talking me behind my back, this is so ridiculous smh 🤦

Will would never

[hetero-el-hopper]

Can you stop bringing up Will Mike?

If you love him so much then why don’t you get with him.

[hetero-el-hopper]

I don’t need no man I am better off on my own than with piece of shit.

[gayestmike]

Stranger things 5's very heterosexual series finale has leaked and it is as god intended it to be

[mike-straight-wheeler]

That’s my dream I’ve always wanted to be a straight man with a straight girlfriend and two straight kids living the suburban life.

@hetero-el-hopper

If we’re both going Mileven then we’ll go Mileven together, right?

[hetero-el-hopper]

That is absolutely beautiful Mike

I would love to go Mileven with you Mike.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Mileven together 🖤🤍🖤

I care for you El

[hetero-el-hopper]

But you don’t love me anymore?

[mike-straight-wheeler]

What who said I didn’t?

[hetero-el-hopper]

You never say it Mike

[mike-straight-wheeler]

I say it.

[hetero-el-hopper]

You can’t even write it Mike…..

From Mike, From Mike, From Mike, from, from, from, from-

[gayestmike]

Stranger things 5's very heterosexual series finale has leaked and it is as god intended it to be

[mike-straight-wheeler]

That’s my dream I’ve always wanted to be a straight man with a straight girlfriend and two straight kids living the suburban life.

@hetero-el-hopper

If we’re both going Mileven then we’ll go Mileven together, right?

[hetero-el-hopper]

That is absolutely beautiful Mike

I would love to go Mileven with you Mike.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Mileven together 🖤🤍🖤

I care for you El

[hetero-el-hopper]

But you don’t love me anymore?

[mike-straight-wheeler]

What who said I didn’t?

[hetero-el-hopper]

You never say it Mike

[gayestmike]

Stranger things 5's very heterosexual series finale has leaked and it is as god intended it to be

[mike-straight-wheeler]

That’s my dream I’ve always wanted to be a straight man with a straight girlfriend and two straight kids living the suburban life.

@hetero-el-hopper

If we’re both going Mileven then we’ll go Mileven together, right?

[hetero-el-hopper]

That is absolutely beautiful Mike

I would love to go Mileven with you Mike.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Mileven together 🖤🤍🖤

I care for you El

[hetero-el-hopper]

But you don’t love me anymore?

[hetero-el-hopper]

Kissing a girl is not gay if she js your homie I think that Mike agrees.

[gayestmike]

Stranger things 5's very heterosexual series finale has leaked and it is as god intended it to be

[mike-straight-wheeler]

That’s my dream I’ve always wanted to be a straight man with a straight girlfriend and two straight kids living the suburban life.

@hetero-el-hopper

If we’re both going Mileven then we’ll go Mileven together, right?

[hetero-el-hopper]

That is absolutely beautiful Mike

I would love to go Mileven with you Mike.

[hetero-el-hopper]

My boyfriend Mike is the best today when he kissed he let me rest my hand on his face for two whole seconds. we are so “endgame”