I LOBE W- Eleven

Mike Wheeler, he/him, proud straight man El’s boyfriend I care for her Mouth breathers dni (Satire)

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Why is everyone gay?

Straightestmikegate is very disappointing what happened to true pure heterosexual love?

What has society fallen to.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

I’m going to address the homosexual allegations.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

I can’t wait to marry Eleven in good heterosexual fashion at the local village with three waterfalls. I’ll see about letting Max come she kind of pisses me off.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

wtf are the gay and bi mike wheeler tags im literally straight and the number 1 woman lover. I don’t like men I just like women and the women all love me obviously but I only have eyes for W- I mean Eleven

[mike-straight-wheeler]

@hetero-el-hopper

Eleven i care for you so much maybe when this is all over we can go to the local village with three waterfalls.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

How can anyone be gay when women exist

[cleradin-prince]

bisexuality is a thing, mike. also, why is will there...

[mike-straight-wheeler]

But I love women… I can’t be bi

Oh how did that image get there…. I don’t remember putting it there

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Me core 🖤🤍🖤

#straight is great

[mike-straight-wheeler]

How can anyone be gay when women exist

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

FOR REA— wait why is Will there? 😟

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Wait I thought that was El…..

I’m still straight this doesn’t mean anything

[hetero-el-hopper]

I don’t need no man I am better off on my own than with piece of shit.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Wow are you really shit talking me behind my back, this is so ridiculous smh 🤦

Will would never

[hetero-el-hopper]

Can you stop bringing up Will Mike?

If you love him so much then why don’t you get with him.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

WHAT THE HELL

ME AND WILL ARE JUST FRIENDS I DONT LOVE HIM LIKE THAT

I AM STRAIGHT😡😡😡😡

[mike-straight-wheeler]

is kissing the homies gn gay?

I would never ever kiss a man but if I had to kiss my homie Will gn it would not be gay because I am a straight man comfortable in my sexuality.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

How can anyone be gay when women exist

[mike-straight-wheeler]

I mean fuck I like women I like Eleven I like eggos I like females I like straightness

[mike-not-michael]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHIMDEADDDDDDDD

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Are you me but g-gay?

[mike-straight-wheeler]

Hello Mike Wheeler here to tell you that it is okay to be straight don’t listen to the heterophobes.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

will comes with you on your dates with el????

It would be rude to not invite him what’s so weird about it??

I need him there because he helps me tell El I luh- luh- lové her.

If El can bring Max on our dates then why can’t I bring Will smh.

[mike-straight-wheeler]

@hetero-el-hopper

Please take me back I miss you my superhero 🥺🥺

[mike-straight-wheeler]

I dump your ass

@hetero-el-hopper

What the hell El, what did I do this time???

you’re being ridiculous if this is about me saying you look better with a shaved head than with long hair than I’d like to say that it was two weeks ago move on.

Ugh so much drama smh 🙄🙄🙄

[mike-straight-wheeler]

I mean fuck I like women I like Eleven I like eggos I like females I like straightness