I love Millie Fitzsimmons sm. I can't stop thinking about how weirdly she was written but then I remembered she was a pre-teen alt kid in 2020. We were all a different breed throughout the early 2020's. She's clearly on that stage where everyone is a poser and uncool if they weren't alt aswell, EVEN I went through that stage. I love writing her stubbornness and then letting her thoughts pour all over the place whenever she's in distress.
She's a good representation on how certain baby bats will start off as "trying too hard" to go by goth morals and such but also missing the point. "Everyone and anyone that does/doesn't do this is EVIL and a POSER" camera pans to someone buying a pair of earrings at Hot Topic. It's ok gng my daughter is still learning 🥹.
Gregory goes quote-on-quote “Beast mode” on his sister
Gregory and Millie don’t quite get along as siblings. They’re both the type to view others as below them, so it makes sense they would butt heads pretty often.
okay so im gonna put the tldr here because i yap a lot but essentially ctw funtime freddy playing "isn't she lovely" when millies grandfather finds out what really happened to her
this is literally one of the STUPIDEST ideas ive ever had but HEAR ME OUT:
so, if you're in the digital circus fandom then you obviously know the meaning that the song "isn't she lovely" has within the fandom. however, if you don't know and/or have only seen the memes of various characters abstracting on youtube, it's the song that is associated with jax's abstraction in the digital circus finale.
and if you're a fnaf fan that has read/heard of the fazbear frights books, then you know about one of the stories in the first book labeled "count the ways" - though if you don't, it's essentially about this girl who's grandpa rescues a funtime freddy animatronic from a junkyard, and she gets a little too curious and gets trapped inside his stomach while he infodumps about ancient torture and human atrocities, whilst also forcing her to choose a method in which she will (eventually) die (she presumably gets beheaded)
so now with my autistic little brain, i have combined these two ideas into a concept of post "count the ways" in which the grandfather - after weeks of searching for his granddaughter - eventually discovers blood around where the old funtime freddy sits in his workshop. he manages to put two and two together and finds out what freddy really does and what really happened to millie (via like a note or smth idk), and after coming to this realization, freddys speaker crackles to life and starts playing the opening notes of "isn't she lovely".
(Stupid FNAF Script made out of boredom by me @thatonecyanthingfromspace)
In this alternate universe, Millie Fitzsimmons and Funtime Freddy from Count the Ways became friends. Funtime Freddy would use his chest cavity for transport and Millie would casually take midnight joyrides. Until one day…
[Time: 9:30pm. Night]
Funtime Freddy is running down the road with his chest cavity open. Millie is peaking out as the wind blows her hair. She's excited, hollering glad to be out on the road at night.
MILLIE: Go FASTER!!!!
FREDDY: AS YOU WISH, SILLY MILLIE!
They both zoom down the highway. Until….
FREDDY: Oh no.
Freddy jams his legs on the concrete road making a skitting sounds A Fazbear Employee car speeds by them, pulls over and an employee gets out of the car and walks up to Millie in Funtime Freddy's chest cavity with pen and paper
FAZ EMPLOYEE: Excuse me miss? Do you have a Fazlicence?
Millie and Funtime Freddy look nervously at each other
MILLIE: A Fazlicence? A what? (Confused)
FAZ EMPLOYEE: You need a Fazlicence to ride in your big bear’s chassis down the highway. It's mandatory Fazbear Customer regulations! Especially at night! Unless you want to be fined. Writing this down
Funtime Freddy closes his stomach hatch, does the signature eye roll and looks embarrassed at Millie. Millie looks embarrassed and scared back plus a little guilty.
FREDDY: Cupcake, I think we're in trouble…..
MILLIE: Chuckles nervously uhh yeah..
Funtime Freddy rolls his eyes back to normal and opens his stomach hatch.
FREDDY: Plus we were speeding down the highway! Chuckles nervously
FAZ EMPLOYEE: Doesn't matter. Adding down Reckless Running to the list and clicking the pen.
MILLIE: So what does that mean?
FAZ EMPLOYEE: You'll have to take a 40 hour Fazbear Street Smart class to get a licence.
The Fazbear Employee slaps a ticket on Funtime Freddy’s face. Funtime Freddy starts fuming in anger and swears in French as the Employee drives away.
In the distance, rock music plays and Glamrock Freddy appears. Glamrock Freddy opens his stomach hatch and Gregory is there wearing shades and pulls them down and pulls out his Fazlicence
GREGORY: Have fun in Fazlicence class LOSERS!!!
Gregory and Glamrock Freddy laugh and Glamrock Freddy quickly closes his stomach hatch and both of them head off into the night Millie Fitzsimmons sighs in anger and the scene immediately switches to a Fazbear themed classroom.
Funtime Freddy is sitting in a desk beside her nearly about to break the darn thing.In front of them is a small Helpy animatronic in a police costume.
MILLIE: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO BE STUCK HERE FOR AGES. I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE MY GRANDFATHER AGAIN.
HELPY: Quite down! I'm your Fazbear Street Smart teacher here! Today we'll-
FUNTIME FREDDY THROWS HIS DESK
[END]
(Feel free to make comic dub or something like that idk I was bored and uh GO FOLLOW MY CTW SIDEBLOG @silly-millie-the-ctw-fan)
