#milliondollardebut

[blackbatrising]

Artemis

Uhh… not mad dogs.

Cats are okay.

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milliondollardebut said: One of the men associated with Lucias Fox died last night and I have reasons to believe that it was murder. Will you help me investigate?

I can probably do that. I'm Batman.

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milliondollardebut replied to your post: *deep breath* Happy, happy birthday, right from me to you, I wish you a happy birthday and may all you’re dreams come true, HEY!

I always have to one-up you. ;) This one is from Disney’s Emperor’s New Groove, I think, but I had to edit some of the lines because they say “we wish it was our birthday” and I don’t wish it to be my birthday, for I will be hitting 30. pfffttt

Mine came from TGI Friday's. Remember when they had oreo cake and we used to go there for birthdays with the team?

I miss that oreo cake..

Haha you're going to be 30.

[blackbatrising]

Espionage

An earpiece plays the James-Bond theme song sound and a seeming unknown person in the night sky, presses the call button. “Oracle, this is Agent Black Bat… at your service!” Cassandra calls Barbara, who is at Gotham City, after her recent mission in Hong Kong.

Shooting guns, fighting with katana swords, throwing shrunken… Being an agent of the Bat Corps was definitely an awesome ride. Batman assigned her to keep an eye on their enemies at Hong Kong.  

Cass was at the top of a tall building in the bright city of Kowloon. The town itself was shining with different colours, transitioning from warm to cool colours. From a bird’s eye view, she could not see any empty streets. Various vehicles filled them up. All Cass could view from above were lights. The scenery was completely dissimilar, compared to Gotham. It is dark and gloomy in every corner of the land. For some reason, Cass missed that. She was used to darkness.

“Cass, I want you to visit the White Lotus Casino. It is only three blocks from where you are. I’m looking at their website; the building has blinking white lights moving vertically, you see it?” Oracle could easily track Black Bat, by using her computers and a tracking device. Cass responds, “Yes, I can.” She runs there immediately.

By the time she arrives, Oracles calls her again, “I want you to retrieve a giant silver bag from a man named Miles Lee. He is at the blackjack area, now! He is the only one wearing shades and smokes a tobacco, you see him right?” Cass replies that she does. She is wearing a black cocktail dress, 3-inch black heels, and has a messy hair bun. Her weapon is equipped with a small black purse, which has a silver pistol gun inside of it.

The game starts and she won after three tries. After the Miles Lee leaves the table, he carries the bag and slowly puts his gun out from his pocket. Cass pulls her pistol out, as soon as Miles shot the ceiling. He tries to run away, but Cass runs to punch him. Miles defends himself with several fighting moves. It was no match for the mysterious Cassandra Cain. He fell and Cass pointed the gun right in front of his face. “Give me the bag… now.”

Miles was defeated and when Cass was able to open the bag at her apartment, she saw a bunch of grenades and guns. She even saw a batarang. Cass analysed that Miles planned to bomb the casino, by the time he left the blackjack table. He got away with it; except for the fact he left the building with nothing on his hands.

Oracle called once again and said, "Job well done, Agent Black Bat! You will be sent back to Gotham City tomorrow morning. See you there." Cass listened to the voice message and made a grin, when it ended. She mumbled after closing the bag, “He’s too… weak.” Then she sighed.

[ofthefittest-blog]

Would you say Dick has a better ass or abs?

Classy, anon.

I don’t have an opinion one way or the other. Might I refer you to Oracle? This IS more of her… field of expertise.

[ofthefittest-blog]

What's your relationship like with: (1) Babs (2) Steph (3) Me (4) Alfred?

-eye roll-

One could write essays - even books, whole series - on the interpersonal complications that arise between superheroes, so for the sake brevity, I’ll summarize each in three words.

Gordon - stubborn, professional, trusted.

Brown - trying, immature… valued. Persistant.

You - perplexing, brief, amusing.

Pennyworth - fatherly, insightful, irreplaceable.

[beautyisthelynx]

Lust

i like strong boys ;)

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milliondollardebut replied to your post: Status Update: Everything is going well in Africa, thus far.

How about a Zebra?

How about an elegante elephante?