#milton hooks

[wrenhavenriver]

Pembroke Hospital, staff

Welcome to the front lines of a plague.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Milton: Hey, check it out! The lovebirds are ganging up on Swansea!

Jonathan and Elisabeth, at the same time: WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS!

[scoriasoil]

I could not find the in-game photograph of my favourite horrible cynic duo anywhere to reblog, so I am posting it myself. It can be found in Milton's wallet during the sidequest Midnight in the garden of Good and Evil —  © Dontnod.

[meril-tospen]

Milton : *around everyone else*

Milton : *around Pippa*

[talesfromthegrove]

Date night

[ellie-drake]

Vampyr + Troubled Birds pt. 2

Parts 1 , 3 , 4

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Hawkins: Want to see real talent?

Hawkins: *unscrews a bottle of Vodka*

Hawkins: *drinks it all in seconds*

Hooks: *impressed but worried*

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Milton: Doctor Swansea told me a real stinker yesterday.

Pippa: Yeah? What was it?

Milton: Why did the cod cross the road? To get to the other tide.

Pippa: We should consider mutiny.