✿ABC’s✿
✿ Summary: That smutty ABC thing, idk. ✿ Warnings: Smut, Obviously, Swearing ✿ Rating: M ✿ Notes: I didn't write for everyone I normally do cause I hit a wall and ran out of inspo. Also, Atreus is a child, so no thanks. Someone a few years younger can write smut for him. LOL Not Proofread
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❀Kratos❀
A is for Aftercare ❀ The king of aftercare. He’ll clean you off, even prepare a bath if you ask. If you're sore, he’ll message you. Kratos is a cuddle monster; he will hold you all night if you let him. No matter the tone of your time together, he will spoil you with love and gentle care afterward.
B is for Body ❀ He will drool for your thighs. No matter the position, he can squeeze ‘em and mark ‘em, and oh baby, he loves it. He loves when they’re wrapped around him. Mwah, Chiefs kiss.
C is for Cum ❀ When it comes to his, it makes no difference to him. But yours? Mhm, that's some good shit. He’ll eat you out just to taste it, play with you, tease you, finger you, anything to make you cum and use it for lubrication on himself. He will literally finger you until his hand is soaked in your slick, then stroke it over his dick.
D is for Dirty Secret ❀ He has wet dreams sometimes. It’s not a big deal at all, but it’s embarrassing to him for some reason. Just feels immature and awkward. He doesn’t like to talk about it. He’ll “punish” you for teasing him about it.
E is for Experience ❀ Very experienced when it comes to fucking. He can fuck like he can breathe.
F is for Favorite Position ❀ Missionary. He loves you looking up at him while he beats that shit up. He loves feeling your chest arch up into his. He loves watching you squirm while he fucks you senseless.
G is for Grooming ❀ Kratos gives zero fucks about trimming the bush. Unless you ask him to, he just won’t. Period.
H is for Halla At Ya ❀ When Kratos tries to get you in the mood, he’ll waste no time and just pounce on you. Hold you close, kiss you breathless, and feel you up. Usually, that's all he has to do to get you to start stripping. But now and then, when it goes on too long and he gets impatient, he’ll just lift you, lay you down, and strip you naked himself.
I is for Intimacy ❀ Kratos fucks. But, more often than not he likes to take it slow and enjoy you. He makes love by default and it amps up in reaction to what you seem to want. He’s got no problem treating you like a whore, but only if that's what you're in the mood for.
J is for Jerk Off ❀ Kratos doesn’t jerk off, like literally ever. He’s just not interested or turned on enough to bother. If you're not there to stoke that fire, it's never gonna be hot enough for him to want to. But he would, and does, absolutely love to watch you jerk off. Then he’ll lick your cum off your fingers and praise your beauty.
K is for Kink ❀ Size and marking. He loves how much smaller you are than he is, but not in the way you might imagine. He doesn’t care how big his cock looks in your hands or anything; he means his body and strength compared to you. He loves how easy it is to lift you, flip you around, and manhandle you into a better position; it drives him wild. More so that you let him and trust him to do it. And marking is pretty self-explanatory, hickies all over your breasts and thighs, and scratches down his back. It turns him on to see them later on.
L is for Location ❀ Anywhere private. He doesn’t care if you're in the cabin, woods, swimming, old creepy ruin, Helheim, literally wherever. If you give him that look and there's no risk of witnesses getting a peek at you, he’s down.
M is for Motivation ❀ Mostly homely things. Seeing you cook, clean, tend to the gardens, and be an amazing stepmother makes him wanna make you his baby mama. You taking care of him is as surprising a turn on for him as it is to you. Also, that look in your eye when thinking about or remembering it; just knowing you're thinking about him like that gets him going.
N is for “No” ❀ If literally anyone, but Atreus especially, is close enough to see or hear, it’s a no. Kratos doesn’t share, and he certainly doesn't want anyone around while he’s trying to make love to you. If he hears even an echo of someone off in the distance, the mood is ruined for him. He’ll apologize, but it just gives him the ick, so it can’t be helped. Other than that, there isn’t much that can turn him off.
O is for Oral ❀ Yes. You blowing him. Him eating you. Some occasional 69ing. All of it, yes. Oral is the best foreplay in his opinion, and is his go-to. Sit on his face, don’t fucking hover, SIT. He’ll squeeze and play with your thighs while drinking your cum over and over, anytime. He’ll probably even finish before you even get his pants off. The man loves how sweet you taste.
P is for Pull-Out Game ❀ Um, no pull-out game at all. He doesn’t mind if you get pregnant. So if that's not something you're down with, track your cycle, limit your “round trips” when it's risky, and pray. Kratos will obviously give his best effort if you ask him to, but he’d really rather not.
Q is for Quickies ❀ There is no such thing to him. Now, he’s had penalty quickies with whores in Greece, but that's the young and reckless Kratos. Now he prefers to take his time with you, and if there’s a time crunch, it’s just not happening. However, he’s happy to tease, get you in the mood, keep you on the hook, and indulge when there's time to really enjoy it. Soft, fleeting touches in your sensitive areas, kisses to your neck when you have a second alone, and undressing you with his eyes when no one but you is looking. Then it’s on as soon as he gets the chance.
R is for Risk❀ He’s down for anything at least once. No need to be shy, just ask, the answer is yes.
S is for Stamina ❀ Stamina for days. He’ll keep going, new positions, new pace, new angle, a break for a snack (oral), all night if you let him. He’ll keep it up like it’s only the first round, but he’s fucked you on every surface of the cabin, and you're pretty sure the sunlight is starting to peek through the cracks of the door. He’ll only stop if you tell him you’re spent, or he can see you’re eyes getting droopy in between rounds. Then, and only then, he’ll call it a night.
T is for Toys ❀ No. Just no. Unless you beg really nicely, and it’s something you really want to try. But he’d much rather undo you with his own hands, mouth, and cock. But if it’s something you want, he’ll tolerate it. Tolerate.
U is for Unfair ❀ The thing is, he doesn’t know he’s teasing. He just likes to kiss, touch, lick, even tickle, and grind. How is he supposed to know you’re losing your mind unless you tell him to get on with it? I think I’ve made it clear, Kratos likes to take his time and revel in your sex. If taking his time worshiping you comes off as teasing, that's your problem, not his.
V is for Volume ❀ Grunts and panting. That's basically all you’re gonna get from him. Maybe some pillow talk and praise when you look or do something exceptionally sexy, but he’s a silent lover for the most part. If you’re lucky, he’ll moan right in your ear where you can actually hear it over yourself. He loves making you get loud; it tells him he’s doing it right. If you're not loud, he needs to switch it up.
W is for Wild Card ❀ Kratos will pause and check on you all the time. Consent and communication at every step. Even in the third round, he’ll look to you for permission before putting it back in. Safe words when you fuck hard; he just wants to make sure you’re enjoying him as much as he’s enjoying you.
X is for X-Ray ❀ Big. Big, veiny, slightly curved, and intimidating to first-time riders. Unironic “Are you sure it’ll fit?” vibes.
Y is for Yearning ❀ Kratos is always horny. Even in domestic sweet moments between you two, he is ALWAYS down to clown. Probably why he has wet dreams, cause it’s all he thinks about. Yeah, he’s that guy. For him, it’s like Hulk’s “I’m always angry.” Except he’s just horny, waiting for you to be too, so he can get some.
Z is for Zzz ❀ It takes him a while to wind down after you're cleaned up and likely passed out. He’ll just watch you sleep and play with your hair or something until he falls asleep.
❀Mimir❀ (Lol, it's just head.)
A is for Aftercare ❀ He can’t do much for you, but he tries to lick up as much as he can to make it easier for you to tidy yourself up.
B is for Body ❀ He’ll tell you it's your eyes, but really it's your breasts. He’s a boob guy 100%. Your tits make him wish he still had hands.
C is for Cum ❀ Yes, please, he’ll take two. He’ll slurp it up like a glass of water in the desert.
D is for Dirty Secret ❀ He gets phantom pains now and then, but one time, after you’d been swimming, and your clothes clung to your wet form and nipples poked through your shirt, he swore to god he had a phantom erection. That was the worst phantom pain of his life. Imagine how much it hurts when you have a boner and can’t do anything about it, and it just gets harder and angrier the longer it goes on. Now imagine a boner you literally can’t touch, cause it’s not fucking there!
E is for Experience ❀ Even with his body, he loved eating pussy. So you’re set for the best head from a head. Congrats.
F is for Favorite Position ❀ There are only two he can even do. You sit and spread, sit him right where he’s needed. Or, his actual favorite, lay him on the back of his head, hold still with your thighs, and have a seat. He loves being able to look up and admire you without straining his eyes.
G is for Grooming ❀ Bro.
H is for Halla At Ya ❀ He’s got a code word, that's not so secret to anyone, to let you know he’s feigning for a taste. It’ll normally just be him asking for a snack, even though he doesn’t eat.
I is for Intimacy ❀ He’s a romantic man; praise, compliments, and pillow talk are all on the table. He will take his time coaxing you to the edge and whispering sweet nothings into you as you paint his face. It's the best you’re gonna get with him.
J is for Jerk Off ❀ You’re more than welcome to put on a show for him. When his jaw starts aching and he needs a moment, he’ll outright tell you to sit him back and coach you to climax.
K is for Kink ❀ Your cum. Just cum play, all day, every day. That and he loves when you let him overstimulate you, and you soak his face and beard.
L is for Location ❀ He prefers the bed. It's more comfortable than putting him on the cold, hard ground.
M is for Motivation ❀ He’s kind of desensitized to you changing in front of him, but he used to get hot and bothered by it in the beginning when you’d use it to tease him. Now it’s the more intimate smooch sessions that get him riled up, hoping you’ll set him down between your legs.
N is for “No” ❀ He doesn't like degrading. You've never even tried it with him, but he knows its not for him and he's grateful you've never brought it up. He tried it once with a lover from a long time ago, he had trouble staying in the mood while shed asked him to say and do things to her that's just didn't feel right. So he's happy you seem to love how much he praise and adores you.
O is for Oral ❀ It’s literally all he has to offer, so obviously yes.
P is for Pull Out Game ❀ Lol, next.
Q is for Quickies ❀ He’s a master at it. He’ll time himself to see how quickly he can make you cum. His personal best is two minutes and thirty-four seconds.
R is for Risk❀ Once he let you settle him under your skirt at a campfire, as long as you promised to be quiet. Never again. Atreus thought someone had been hurt and came crawling out of the tent. Mimir was transformed.
S is for Stamina ❀ He’ll keep it up until his jaw hurts, then just because he feels bad, just one more round.
T is for Toys ❀ He’s down for you to let him watch; he’ll give you instructions and tell you how fast, how hard. He loves it when you put on a show.
U is for Unfair ❀ The man is sadistic; kitten licks and edging are his favorite hobbies.
V is for Volume ❀ The man will slurp, sigh, moan, and pillow talk straight into your pussy. He’s not satisfied until you're screaming and grinding on his face.
W is for Wild Card ❀ When you touch yourself or use toys, he’ll talk your through his fantasies of all the things he'd want to do to you if he still had his body. Where he’d stroke his hands. Where he'd squeeze and run. How he'd tease you by grinding his cock against you until your squirming and begging him to put it it. He’ll describe it all in vivid detail and get a kick out of watching you close your eyes and imagine it while you fuck yourself.
X is for X-Ray ❀ Lol. NEXT.
Y is for Yearning ❀ He has a surprisingly high libido for a man with no body or reproductive organs.
Z is for Zzz ❀ He does not need sleep, but he’ll have you lie him beside you and lull you to sleep with murmured sweet nothings.
❀Sindri❀ (He’s working through his phobia, be patient.)
A is for Aftercare ❀ Clean, clean, clean. He’ll clean both of you; don’t even try to help. He needs to know that both of you are clean and you’re not gonna do it right. Afterwards, once he’s settled, he’ll be free for sanitary cuddles.
B is for Body ❀ He’s a breast kinda guy. He loves watching them bounce; it’s hypnotic. Sindri was very pleasantly surprised how smooth and silky the inside of you feels.
C is for Cum ❀ Ew, oh my god, ew. I mean, yeah, it's a natural part of the whole thing- kind of the whole point actually- but still, ew. As long as it doesn’t end up somewhere it doesn’t belong, fine.
D is for Dirty Secret ❀ Sometimes, after you’ve fallen asleep, he’ll get hard thinking about it and sneak away to try and get it out of his mind with a walk. Sometimes it turns out to be pointless, and he reluctantly and shamefully strokes himself at the thought of you, instead of waking you up and disturbing your sleep. One time, after he hit from behind, you’d asked him to leave it in while you spooned. He tried really hard not to get hard again after you fell asleep, but he did. He didn’t move or even end up finishing, but he secretly loved the feeling of you warming his cock while snuggling. He just remained inside, got hard, felt guilty, then fell asleep, then softened and slipped out sometime in the night. It’s something he hopes happens again, but is too embarrassed to ask for.
E is for Experience ❀ There had been a time when his phobia didn’t control his life, but still, he had a lot going on that kept him from building a relationship to this level. You were his first, and will likely be the only one.
F is for Favorite Position ❀ Missionary; it's easiest to clean up from. He’ll lay a towel beneath you and try his best to keep the wetness from spreading all over him. But by the time he’s sweating and you’re moaning his name like a prayer, he’s not even paying attention to that anymore. However, the more comfortable and confident he gets in the bedroom, the more and more he’ll find himself loving how you ride him. The way you sink down onto him, grind, bounce, and lean down to steal kisses as you please, it’s intoxicating. He always gets lightheaded when you plant your hands on his chest and start bucking like you're riding a bull.
G is for Grooming ❀ Shaved, plucked, and sparkly clean. Hygiene king. He read somewhere that excessive pubic hair can lead to germs breeding down there, so he’s always making sure it’s spotless.
H is for Halla At Ya ❀ If Sindri is ever pent up enough to approach you, he’ll woo you with flowers or a nice meal first. It feels wrong just to lay a towel on the bed and say, “Hop in.” Chivalry does not die with him.
I is for Intimacy ❀ It’s 100% love making every single time he’s with you. It’s the only reason he’s pushed his phobia as far as he has. He wants to share this connection with you. Every time feels as terrifyingly special as the first to him. Even without the germs.
J is for Jerk Off ❀ Before he told you he was ready to try for the next stage he masturbated. A lot. Mostly from waking up from wet dreams or with morning wood. It’s something he won’t even admit to you, but while trying to clean himself off, he ended up just rubbing one out. It’s giving “it slipped and it slid in” vibes, but he couldn’t help how good it felt to try and whip sticky precum of his boner while having a wet dream of you on his mind. It’s just gross to him, as addictive as it can be. But the few times he’d seen you touch yourself had been nothing like the repulse he felt after he’d touched himself. You were beautiful, and he got bricked up real quick.
K is for Kink ❀ He likes to be told what to do. It started because he was a virgin before you, and he liked that you’d tell him where to touch, how to touch it, when to put it in, how fast and hard to thrust, but now. . . He just likes letting you use him and make him feel good. He loves it when you order him to fuck harder, to roll his hips, to kiss you how you like when you cum. It makes him dizzy.
L is for Location ❀ His room. Only place he’s ever done it, and as of right now, it’s the only place he will ever do it. It’s a controlled space. It’s comfortable and safe.
M is for Motivation ❀ Since you’ve gotten comfortable with him seeing you naked, you just walk around half-dressed when Brok isn’t around, or straight up sleep naked when it's hot or stuffy. That drives him wild. Yet if you come to him with the intention of getting his clothes off, batting your lashes, teasing and touching, his pants get uncomfortably tight real fast. All you have to do is mention sex, and he’s agreeing and grabbing a towel.
N is for “No” ❀ Anything that would involve bodily fluids going places they shouldn’t be or hearing Brok or someone come into the house; immediately turn off. The man values cleanliness and privacy. It doesn’t matter if he’s inside of you, three pumps from victory, he’ll go soft hearing someone else's voice or feeling something that definitely isn't sweat dripping down his flesh.
O is for Oral ❀ He wants to try it; he’s very curious what you taste like, but he’s gotta build up the courage. There was that one time you had him head. He loved the feeling, but the thought of kissing you after made him queasy.
P is for Pull Out Game ❀ He prefers to leave it in, cause that's the way it's meant to be, so surely it’s the cleanest way to do it. But if you don’t want him to, he needs to know ahead of time so he can keep a rag to the side for his cum to go somewhere.
Q is for Quickies ❀ Not a thing. It’s a whole process. Bathing before, laying out towels, bathing after if you don’t fall asleep right away, wiping you down with wet towels if you do, setting the solid fabric into the bin for cleaning, it’s a whole thing. Quickies just aren’t possible. Maybe further down the line, when he learns not to mind the way your cum dries on his skin as much.
R is for Risk❀ He’ll try a new position, but that's about it. Give him time to get comfortable with the way things are before you start smothering him with sexy fantasies and shit. Half the time, he wants to try new things, but the thought of the amount of germs spreading makes him chicken out. He has fantasies of his own, but small steps. Having sex with you is like exposure therapy already, so maybe someday soon. Also, BDSM? No, never, ever, absolutely not. Too much, too scary, he doesn’t get off on being intimidated.
S is for Stamina ❀ One round, and he’s tapped out. Maybe, if you're lucky, after a little while, if the flirty mood hasn’t died down, he’ll offer a second. But for the most part, the first round takes a lot out of him.
T is for Toys ❀ No. He’s a germaphobic virgin. He’s not ready for that sort of stuff yet.
U is for Unfair ❀ If anything, you tease him. He can’t handle you sometimes.
V is for Volume ❀ Sindri moans like he's overstimulated, but y'all just started. He’s only two pumps in, and he’s whimpering about how good you feel. He’s the kind of man to thank you while he’s cumming. You can say the filthiest, raunchiest pillow talk you can imagine, and he’ll thank you and agree with you. Tell him more, he’ll beg you to tell him more. Tell him you love it, tell him he feels good. Tell him to push deeper, tell him how good you feel, tell him he’s gonna make you cum. Please, for the sake of his sanity, tell him. He wants to hear you.
W is for Wild Card ❀ Sindri has come a long way to be able to be intimate with you. He’s had to talk himself into it by telling himself it's sanitary because it's the body's natural process, so it can’t be unhealthy or that gross. But he’s a slut. If it weren’t for his phobia, he’d be a pussy worshiping master.
X is for X-Ray ❀ Long and slender, with a thick base.
Y is for Yearning ❀ Since the first time, his libido has been intense. He’s become like any other guy, always thinking of it at the worst times. He’s ready when you are, just bathe first, and he’ll get the towels.
Z is for Zzz ❀ He never falls asleep after, too much cleaning to do. But he’s agreed to cuddle with you until you fall asleep. Then he cleans and joins you afterward. Though only on a handful of occasions, he didn’t have it in him to get up and clean up, so he passed out right next to you.
❀Heimdall❀
A is for Aftercare ❀ He pretends he doesn’t do aftercare, brushing it off with sarcasm. But he always keeps you close after, holding you against his chest like he’s guarding you. He’ll stay tangled up with you, an arm thrown across your waist, his face buried against your neck, pretending he’s asleep so you won’t catch him being soft.
B is for Body ❀ He’ll say your eyes and actually mean it. Half because there gorgeous, half because while he's fucking you he’ll tell you to keep them open and look into them to relish in the pleasure he's suffocating you in.
C is for Cum ❀ It’s neither here nor there. It makes no difference where the finish line is as long as you both cross it. He does however, love to be inside you when you cum. He likes how you squeeze and spaz around him, and feeling the warm flush against his dick is to die for.
D is for Dirty Secret ❀ Heimdall doesn’t just want control, he wants validation. While he teases and edges, he’s listening for it in your moans, your cries of his name, the praise in your voice. If you withhold it, he grows frantic, working harder to wring it out of you. He’ll do anything to make you want and crave him as much as he craves you.
E is for Experience ❀ He knows how to make a woman cum, if that's what you're asking. There have been plenty of ladies whom he has spent a night with, just for fun. But those nights had been nothing but fleeting pleasures from women too stubborn to admit they're sluts.
F is for Favorite Position ❀ Any positions where he can see your face clearly. Missionary, cowgirl, your back against a wall with legs around his waist, on your side with one leg up on his shoulder. As long as he can see your face as he fucks you, he's satisfied.
G is for Grooming ❀ Clean and neat, the way a gentleman should be. According to him.
H is for Halla At Ya ❀ He’ll tease and push. He’ll mock and touch. He’ll get close and whisper the naughty things he wants to do to you, taunt your flustered and/or humiliated reaction until you're fed up and jump his bones.
I is for Intimacy ❀ He is possessive in bed. He doesn’t just want to touch you, he wants to own every sound, every shiver, every reaction. He uses his foresight against you: predicting what you’re about to do before you do it. He’ll smirk and murmur your own moans or pleas back to you a second before they leave your lips, just to remind you he’s always ahead. Expect him to pin your wrists, hold your jaw, or press a hand to your throat, not always hard, but firm enough to remind you that he’s in control.
J is for Jerk Off ❀ For someone who claims superiority, Heimdall secretly finds thrill in vulnerability. He’s fantasized about you walking in on him while he’s stroking himself, about being caught in a moment that strips away all his smug poise. It disgusts him afterward, but he always comes back to the fantasy.
K is for Kink ❀ He loves power play, constinly reminding you he’s stronger, faster, more in control. He’ll tease and mock how easy you are, regardless of that fact that when it comes to you, he’s just as easy. Edging is his favorite way to screw with you while screwing you. He takes pride in how long he can keep you on the edge without letting you fall. Halting his thrust right when your close, or pull out completely and leave you whimpering pathetically.
L is for Location ❀ Asgard’s Walls. He loves the idea of being untouchable, showing dominance in the most sacred, “off-limits” places. The risk of being caught only fuels him, he wants people to sense something’s happening but never truly know.
M is for Motivation ❀ He secretly loves it when you surprise him, like pulling him into an embrace he didn’t see coming, or saying something heartfelt without warning. For once, he is caught off guard, and it thrills him. You’re devotion to him rips through his smug mask and makes him want to hold you and touch you more.
N is for “No” ❀ If you just submit to him quietly, he’ll get bored fast. He thrives on challenge, he wants the push-and-pull that you have in every other aspect of your relation ship to show up in the bedroom too. If you’re too easy, if you just lay there at let it happen, he loses interest. Also, if it starts to feel like if your sex life becomes routine and predictable, he’ll feel suffocated. He craves unpredictability, things he can’t see coming, things only you have offered him.
O is for Oral ❀ He doesn't mind it, but he’d rather have the full meal instead of the side dish. Don’t mistake that for a lack of interest in seeing you on your knees, or spreading your legs to dive face-first into your pussy. His mouth is cruel and teasing, dragging slow licks and sharp nips along sensitive spots until you’re begging him to stop playing. He’ll go down on you with an infuriating smirk, stopping right when you’re on the edge, acting like your desperation is entertainment.
P is for Pull Out Game ❀ His self control is strong, he’ll pull out if you want or need him too. But as much as he likes flaunting his control, what he really wants is to leave it in. His possessiveness runs deep, finishing inside is the ultimate mark of ownership, the proof that you’re his in every way. He’s willing to wait until you’re ready to take that risk. But boy, will he revel in fulling you up.
Q is for Quickies ❀ Out loud? He’d scoff. He’d mock you for being so desperate you can’t wait until he’s got time to ruin you properly. Deep down, he’s drawn to the spontaneity, so he’s always let you wear him down. He’ll fuck you rougher, sharper, with all teeth, hands, and breathless urgency. He’ll pin you against a wall, hike up your clothes, and shame you in your ear. But he’s already thrusting before you can reply. He’d rather take his time, draw things out, and keep control, but they’re a guilty pleasure.
R is for Risk❀ That competitiveness often makes him say “yes” to risky things just to prove he’s better than you expect. Although he craves being surprised. His foresight robs him of unpredictability in life, so when you catch him off guard with a kiss, a fantasy, or a daring move in bed, it’s intoxicating.
S is for Stamina ❀ One round isn’t enough, his pride demands he wring every last sound and drop of pleasure from you until you physicly can’t keep up. He pushes for more, even when you’re spent, because seeing you undone over and over again feeds his ego and his desire.
T is for Toys ❀ His arrogance makes him competitive. If you want toys, he’ll use them only to prove he’s better. Expect mocking commentary as he works you over, “Pathetic. Look at you falling apart over this… imagine how much louder you’ll be when I really get my hands on you.” He’s down to prove his tongue, cock, and hands can do so much more for you than any toy you think to try. He’s always right.
U is for Unfair ❀ Mocking and teasing you, like, “Is that all it takes? Pathetic. You’re shaking already, and I’ve barely touched you.” He’ll hover his lips just above yours, close enough to feel his breath but not quite touching. He loves watching you squirm in anticipation. With slow, lingering touches, fingertips tracing your skin, stopping just shy of where you need him most. He’ll hold you down easily with one hand and then drag things out, forcing you to beg before he gives in.
V is for Volume ❀ Low, smug, close-to-your-ear sounds meant just for you. He wants you to hear how much he enjoys fucking you, but he’s not the type to shout for the whole hall to know. When you break his composure, he gets louder than he ever intended, a growl-turned-moan, your name ripped out of him.His moans slip out raw and guttural, shocking even himself. That loss of control is rare and intoxicating.
W is for Wild Card ❀ He’s addicted you the sounds you make. The louder you get, the harder he goes. He’ll angle himself or change his pace just to hear you scream his name. If you try to hold back? He’ll taunt you until you break Even when you’re spent, trembling and overstimulated, he keeps touching, thrusting shallowly, or whispering filth until you’re begging him to stop. He loves watching you twitch and fall apart even when you think you’ve got nothing left.
X is for X-Ray ❀ Avrage in length and girth, but with a delicious curve that help hit all the right spots.
Y is for Yearning ❀ His libido is high, but he hides it behind sarcasm and mockery. He doesn’t want anyone to know how desperately he aches for you. It’s not just sex for him, it’s possession. His yearning is tied to the idea that you’re his alone.
Z is for Zzz ❀ He's a secret softy; he’ll stay wide awake for hours watching you sleep and softly tracing patterns on your skin.
❀Baldur❀ (His curse has been broken for this)
A is for Aftercare ❀ If he’s feeling romantic, he’ll use your shirt or a clean spot on a blanket to wipe away excess spunk. But he doesn’t really care about that bit; mostly, he likes it when you lie on him like a blanket and cuddle him, butt naked.
B is for Body ❀ Ass man. Throw it back on him and watch him lose his shit. Lots of slapping your ass as you walk by and squeezing those cheeks when you’re smooching. It's a stress toy for him even when you aren’t fucking.
C is for Cum ❀ Everywhere. On your face, breasts, hands, lips, back, pussy. He’ll paint every inch of you if you let him. Furthermore, he loves it when you cum on him too. On his face, fingers, cock, grind on his thigh, and cum there if it pleases you. Anything and everything. He likes it messy.
D is for Dirty Secret ❀ He mastered your body like an instrument, knows what to do and where to touch to make you fold. He’s mastered making you cum, he can basically get it done with a snap of his fingers. But he wants so badly to make you squirt. It’s his ultimate goal in life.
E is for Experience ❀ He’s taken a handful of lovers before his curse had taken that pleasure away. So he knew what was up and how to get down in the bedroom. Yet his natural talent didn’t truly come to light until you were under him. You’ve made him a master of his craft.
F is for Favorite Position ❀ Doggie style. And when you arch your back and grind back on him-good lord. That’s a great way to end the night early. He loves the view of himself buried in you, the way your ass bounces with every thrust- and he gets an easy pass to spank and squeeze..? All you have to do is get on all fours and his pants are OFF.
G is for Grooming ❀ He doesn’t give a fuck about your hair or his. He actually kinda likes the sticky feeling of your cum drying on him down there. It’s enough to get him hard again after you're tapped out.
H is for Halla At Ya ❀ When he’s in the mood he's surprisingly romantic about it. He adores you, and although he’ll fuck you like you're a common whore, he values you more than anything. So, although y'all get freaky, he’ll woo you into bed with soft kisses and gentle hands. Until he’s inside you, that is, then he’s an animal.
I is for Intimacy ❀ As I just mentioned, y'all get freaky. He’ll fuck you at an awkward angle, that feels great, until your legs are numb. He’ll call you all sorts of raunchy names until you forget what your name actually is. Then when you're tapped out and he’s finally panting, he’ll hold you close and smooch you silly. There's no such thing as going slow and steady once his cock is out. But the before and after of the main event is all love and sweet passion.
J is for Jerk Off ❀ He strokes it all the time. If you're not in the mood, he'll find a quiet spot, whip it out and have a blast imagining your hands on him. He’ll whip that thang out in front of you and go to town; he doesn't give a flying fuck. He loves watching you return the favor, though.
K is for Kink ❀ This goes hand in hand with location. Baldur has a massive kink for spontaneous sex, literally anywhere. Lots of, “Shh, baby, they’ll hear you.” It's a thrill he can't help chasing. He also loves biting, scratching, spanking, sucking; anything that’ll leave hickies or other marks. He loves it when people see the evidence of him on your skin. Makes him purr. But also, he loves, loves, LOVES, the rare instance where you take control. Tease him, edge him, whatever you want. As long as you know who's really in charge.
L is for Location ❀ ANYWHERE! Literally. Once, he fucked you on Odin's desk. Took plenty of heat for it, but damn, it was worth it to watch you try to keep it down while he made you cum all over the important-looking documents under you.
M is for Motivation ❀ All you gotta do is breathe, and mini Baldur is stirring awake. Truly, your body hypothesis him. But more specifically, when you spar with him. Something about the way you carry yourself in a fight, how you can hold your own against him, gets him going.
N is for “No” ❀ Literally nothing would turn this man off. Even if someone were to actually walk in on you two, he'd threaten their lives if they dared look at you too long, all while fucking you stupid. He likes pain, he likes the fantasies you bring to the table, and he likes every position and toy you've tried. If it involves you naked, he's in.
O is for Oral ❀ He's a slut, we know, but he goes feral at the sight of his cock in your mouth. Kiss the tip, and use your hands on the rest, or deep throat that shit. He’ll fuck your face if you let him. He’d hold you down and eat you out until you're sore, overstimulated, and begging for him to stop. He's a selfish man when it comes to oral.
P is for Pull Out Game ❀ Meh. He doesn't mind pulling out if it means he can cum on the rest of you. It really doesn't matter to him, as long as his cum meets your skin and the scent of him lingers.
Q is for Quickies ❀ He loves quickies but they never end up being quick. He always assumes he has more time than he does.
R is for Risk❀ I think this is obvious.
S is for Stamina ❀ You probably couldn’t tell, but he has a limit just like you. But while he wears you down over the course of, say, six or so rounds, his limit hits him like a truck after the seventh. He starts really panting and collapses into you.
T is for Toys ❀ Sure, whatever. Again, he doesn’t care. All he needs is you and a surface to pin you to, but toys could make it more entertaining. Now, you bring rope to the table and you’ll end up tied to it.
U is for Unfair ❀ He’s the kind of man to press his cock against you and play with your clit while you beg and rock against him. Then he’ll wait until you're close and just stop. He doesn’t tease, he edges. He wants it to last.
V is for Volume ❀ Louder than you’d think. After his curse was broken, he became a lot more sensitive to his senses than before. He gets overwhelmed easy and can be a handful in other situations, but it makes your sex life all the more fun for him (he likes the overstimulation). His nonstop moaning, literal hoots and hollers, and content sighs and panting paint a vivid picture to anyone passing by for how much he's enjoying it.
W is for Wild Card ❀ The first time he fucked you after his curse was broken, it was an hour of slow and passionate lovemaking. He was so overwhelmed being about to feel you that he stopped half way to cry. It felt so surreal, like he was still just dreaming of the day he thought would never happen.
X is for X-Ray ❀ Modest in length with impressive girth.
Y is for Yearning ❀ We’ve been over this, babe. All you gotta do is breathe for his libido to skyrocket. He adores you and he’ll find any reason to touch you. Sexually or otherwise.
Z is for Zzz ❀ Almost as fast as you. He tries to stay awake and enjoy the cuddles that come after, but he's spent. He’ll try and fight off sleep to enjoy the moment, but with you sleeping so soundly, the sound of your soft breath and light snoring, the warmth of you against him, he's out not even five minutes after you.
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