Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your muse in a new post.
Tag five people to do this meme~
1. What is your name?
"Alfred F. Jones! The hero~!"
2. What is your real name?
"The United States of America.”
3. Do you know why you were called that?
"Uhh, because my nation is a bunch o' states united... in America?"
4. Are you single or taken?
"Haha… single."
5. Have any abilities or powers?
"All superhero's have them."
6. Stop being a Mary Sue.
"I'm so not a Mary Sue."
7. What’s your eye color?
"Blue? Is this a trick question or something?"
8. How about your hair color?
"Blond..."
9. Have you any family members?
"Sure do!"
10. Oh? What about pets?
"Well I got Tony! But he's not a pet... So??"
11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like?
"Arthur's cooking.”
12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?
"Lots of them, sure! I enjoy going to a good ol' fashioned baseball game when I can, getting a bite to eat at a burger joint, rodeos, sightseeing, and lots of other cool stuff."
13. Ever hurt anyone before?
"I--... yes."
14. Ever….killed anyone before?
“No.”
15. What kind of animal are you?
"I'm not a animal, bro."
16. Name your worst habits.
"I'm a hero, I don't have any~ But Arthur says I talk too much and that I'm loud. Can you believe that?”
17. Do you look up to anyone at all?
"I guess so."
18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?
"What?"
19. Do you go to school?
"Yup! When I get the chance to, that is. I enjoy science classes and history classes!"
20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?
"!?!?!?!?!"
21. Any fanboys/fangirls?
"What do you mean by that?"
22. What are you most afraid of?
“Nothing comes to mind. scary movies at night and ghosts”
23. What do you usually wear?
"Uhh, depends on the day. But I quite enjoy my bomber jacket. Pretty rad right?."
24. Do you love someone?
"Maybe."
25. When was the last time you wet yourself?
"N-Never! When he was a young colony"
26. Well, it’s not over yet!
"Coolness!"
27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)
"Um, I don't know how to answer this. America rules though~"
28. How many friends do you have?
"A lot!."
29. What are your thoughts on pie?
"Pie is awesome! I don't have it enough, but I sure do love apple pie~!."
30. Favorite drink?
"Usually Cola."
31. What’s your favourite place?
"Eh, I don't really have a favorite. But I like hanging out with Kiku and Mattie from time to time."
32. Are you interested in someone~
"Didn't you ask this already?"
33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?
"Whoa bro, are you talking about Florida?"
34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?
"Oh man! That's a hard one! I like the ocean, but here are a couple of lakes that I would love to visit again~!”
35. What’s your type?
"Umm... lemme get back to you on that."
36. Any fetishes?
"Is that a type of condiment or what?”
37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive?
