Minmaxed S1e09 highlights list!
We're back baby, let's go!
The recap makes me wonder if the wife is actually the fertility/harvest deity... we'll see
"Hold the room tone!" *Jacques makes the funniest and most contorted faces at Tater, who sits right across him
David has a splinter and for a second I though the game itself decided to go meta and nature is fighting the players as well as the PCs but it's a fictional splinter, I think...
very elderly, magnificently elderly, violently elderly...
"Husband. We figured it out"
Jacques making sure they're getting credit for the fight
"A younger man, you go girl" David!
"I believe in making it hard" Jacques scores with David's assist
SLAYYYYYYERRRRRR!
Bloom channeling a British football chant energy to lead a guy who is now just happy to yell stuff away
A yo mama joke from Jacques again followed by reclaiming of the title of "Sellshire Slayer"
Fried waters mentioned again
"Is it less capitalistic all of a sudden?" "Uh..."
Thet moment when Tater has to try and remember why Bensei/Bensai is holding his hands above his face (it's just a highlight for me, no particular reason other than the fact that I liked it)
Moral dilemma of "Do I wanna beat up an old guy or a kid" (Jacques being the devil? neutral advisor? on David's shoulder telling him to go for the kid)
Dear reader, Jacques then proceeded to not actually support the decision to beat up the child
David v a 5yo girlchild... The way she is described in the protective gear...
Sneak attack on the child! This is the moment when he finally gets how it works?
"Because of the... floppy... tip..." People at the table try not to lose it, they are failing
Tater: moving on, David: "Oh, I'm not done" -> he basically goes "I want that [child] obliterated
Child had been safe (not obliterated, she got delicately set down and patted on the head)
Avatar Cabbage man joke? Did I get that right? I loved that!
David-Jacques bonding via silly faces
Pet shop, they were so happy
We got our answer to what animal would Jacques' fursona be (I can't believe I actually wrote this out, also insane pull on the shorts today bc I just got served that video a few hours ago and it is fresh in my mind again)
"We're gonna put a monocle on the pet shop guy"
Jacques finally making good on his promise to name a person and/or thing "N*than"
Tater could however use the typical pet owner strategy of morphing the name into something that is very hard to believe came from the original name ending the chain at "lil bastard" or sth. There will be a chance for that if he either thought of that when they recorded the first season or if he somehow sees this suggestion somewhere before filming season 2
"Fourteen" "Hmm"
"I give the turkey leg to my dagger" "My dagger's hungry"
David holding the two turkey legs, eating none of them, just feeding his friends like the parrot seed stick feeder thing (I had a parrot, we gave him those, I don't even know the name for it in my native language)
*deep voice* "Um, yummy"
When somebody makes "Top 5 shadow daggy lines" video, please send it to me (I should learn how to make video edits...)
Throwing shade at N*than via the fictional animal
"That seems like a pretty valid use of the orange goo"
"What's the worst that could happen?" "Do you push or pull the door?" "..." "Do a strength check" "Is it a handle or a knob?" "It swings both ways"
Jacques using his knowledge for good (?) (Maybe not relatively to Tater)
"I see you've found the catalogue"
The confetti <3
Bensei describing the sticky hand that Bensai has
"I'm happy to help you test things" gives me the 'famous last words' energy
"I feel the need to warn you not to drink it"
"Is that normal?" "No. If it is normal, I'm concerned for you."
Nope, never met a warlock in our lives, ha ha!
"You gotta start treating yourself better, take time off work" "Yeah, play a game with your friends"
Clark trying to get David to steal the ALREADY DISCOUNTED SWORDS
"Is your armour dirty? is your cloak billowing?" (Mom, can we get artefacts on our way home? No hun, we have magical items at home.)
I would never Dare accuse MM of metagaming
Mystery item bundle, buy now, open later (takes time to ship it to you, even though you bought it at the physical location)
How are we only at the halfway point? Also, Clark be Clarkin' it
"We have drones and radios in my heist"
"As you go down into the sewer you can see..." "The doomsayer." "Gunk."
"If he can say yeet, I can say dookie" - Yes, yes you can, please give me more fun, memeable words, they are the best words and if I learn a new one? Oh boy oh boy (I am a dice goblin but if the dice are words)
"You navigate the poop maze perfectly" "Have you done that before?" "Once or twice..."
Lord Gray is watching you poop
Giant anime sword callback
"You are at a place that I want you to be but you're coming at it from an angle that I was grossly unprepared for"
Heist time in two weeks! Lovely <3 Love heists