Squiggles' Cousin Plays The LU Name Game
So, my cousin. Y'all may know her as the person I referenced in an ask game once as the only person who knows I'm on Tumblr. I am exactly 31 days older than her and we have been inseparable for life, but she knows nothing about LU. She knows that I like "that one comic called something about Zelda" (rip she was not paying attention) but that is it. She hasn't played any games or seen anything about LU. Just know she can be a lil inappropriate and I edited her a little but, y'know. It was funny.
I will call her Gertrude because it's...well, it's what I call her. But it is very much not her name, it's a dumb joke I like to tease her about that no one else uses so I think it's a safe pseudonym to use.
So I messaged her today and was like "hey you're playing the name game I'm sending the pics tell me what you think" and like the good cousin that she is, she played along. I screenshotted some of what I thought were absolute quality frames from the last few updates and ran with it.
It went something like this...
Gertrude: ✨Alligator Warrior✨
Gertrude: Frog
Me: You have got to be more creative
Gertrude: Okay. Sir Henry Hop if you're gonna be picky
Gertrude: Sir Edgar Fair Legs. He looks like a fairy, but it's not fairy legs. It's Fair Legs
Gertrude: Sir Edgar Fairy Legs Jr. This one is actually a fairy
Me: You can't do two Edgars
Gertrude: I CAN IF THAT'S HIS SON AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT IS NOT EDGAR'S CHILD
Gertrude: Big eyed fairy boy that has attachment to blanket. His name is um...Sir Lucy. But he is known as The Boy With An Emotional Attachment To A Blue Blanket
Gertrude: You if you were a cartoon. Idk Edgar I guess
Me: THEY CANNOT ALL BE EDGAR
Gertrude: OH! OH I'VE GOT IT! SAD SAM!
Gertrude: Oh. Oh so they're fruity fruity.
Me: Gertrude please
Gertrude: Squiggs look at them. That's a whole fruit basket I have never seen a fruitier human and I love them
Me: What is his name
Gertrude: Idk he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips though. Um. OH I KNOW! FRUITY FRED!
(And then she sent me a video of her demonstrating what she thinks he walks like and it was hilarious and unfortunately includes her face so y'all just know it was quality and involved a lot of hair flipping)
Gertrude: Oh that's Mark
Me: That's it?
Gertrude: Yeah he's just Mark
Gertrude: OH. OUGH. OFNDJKFDSHJKFDS. UHHHH. SEXY EDGAR
Me: NOT ANOTHER EDGAR
Gertrude: HE IS SIR EDGAR FAIR LEGS' YOUNGER LESS SUCCESSFUL BUT SEXIER BROTHER HIS NAME IS CAMERON BUT EVERYONE CALLS HIM SEXY EDGAR
Gertrude: Wowza. You know what Doja cat said about big noses
Me: Gertrude focus
Gertrude: His name is definitely Samuel. Samuel Elk Boy. He can turn into an elk
Gertrude: OH GOSH. SO MANY THOUGHTS AT ONCE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS KID
Me: THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED TREAD CAREFULLY
Gertrude: Bowling ball looking eyeballs. He's adorable but my gosh he can see noises. He can see the sound waves. He can find my potential in life. Damn 👁👄👁
Me: GERTRUDE
Gertrude: OKAY I'M SORRY. IT'S BILLY. BILLY WITH THE BIG ASS EYES
Gertrude: Oooh a girl. I know she could kick anybody's ass. AND cook up a storm. MRS. EDGAR
Me: WHY
Gertrude: If she's not married to Sexy Edgar she should be. She deserves it
Me: Let her be her own person. Give her a name
Gertrude: HE TOOK HER NAME, FOOL. IT'S HIM THAT DOESN'T HAVE ONE
Gertrude: Sexy Wolf. Mrs. Edgar turns into this wolf
Me: She does not
Gertrude: She should
Me: Thank you for participating you did terrible
Gertrude: Yeah whatever I'm still thinking about those big ass eyes they saw things I didn't know existed
