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[mintaero]

simon does body shots off baz in honor of his birthday pass it on

ok but simon would totally do this and baz would be so mortified

edit: mortified in the fact that if anyone from his family saw him doing that, they would most definitely be ashamed and appalled  

[mintaero]

season 1) carry on the rise and fall of simon snow season 2) wayward son honestly now i want a carry on tv show so bad this really should happen

or or or! one season per “book” within the book! so we can fit as much content into each episode as we can! and they don’t have to be long episodes, more like 30 minutes or so!

[mintaero]

sober baz? A mess can’t handle anything but a sweetheart who we love. Tipsy baz? confident, loves his boyfriend (simon and baz dancing in a club isn’t something I needed until right now) Drunk baz? mush just puddle of love

i am all here for drunk baz going around the club, completely off his rocker, saying “i love you, and you, and you, and especially you, you bloody fuck nugget” to everyone he meets

can we please have more drunk!snowbaz please 

[mintaero]

baz, when drinking: constantly quoting the “two shots of vodka” vine whenever he brings over drinks for simon

alternate situation: simon responding with the “yo, drink this vodka down the hatch” vine 

[mintaero]

Haha omg I spent a long time trying to figure out how your url had anything to do with any fandom, esp. Carry On but then it hit me that you literally just combined two words that are in fact relevant to Carry On

my url is the stupidest thing anyone has ever come up with. it’s referencing when simon was at the bus station and he took out a Mint Aero Bar and started snacking on it. this is my legacy.

[mintaero]

but in other news... I have a bartender!baz and dancer!simon au in the works

baz serving drinks…simon getting drunk…simon teaching baz how to dance…baz teaching simon how to properly mix a drink…i’m listening 

[mintaero]

Simon doing body shots off of baz is good. Baz doing them off of simon is Better.

baz getting plastered with body shots off simon is now the only reason to live

[mintaero]

The skeleton war but it's The Numptie War

if your grave doesn’t say “gampire” on it you are automatically drafted into the numpy war