#miralea

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No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.

The Last Dragonborn, after getting Miraak from Apocrypha, probably

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Frea: Please beware, Miraak has a sweet tongue, but his intentions are evil.

The Last Dragonborn: You know, if you kiss him all the time, he'll be silent and won't do any harm . . .

Frea: *coughs*

Miraak: She's not wrong, though.

Miraak: *winks*

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Last Dragonborn: Let's take the relationship to the next level, where I force you into a humiliating couples costume.

Miraak:

Miraak: Challenge accepted.

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I love you, ain't that the worst thing you've ever heard?

The Last Dragonborn to Miraak, probably

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Hermaeus Mora, about Miraak: He would die for me.

Last Dragonborn: Yeah, but he would live for me, so who's really winning?

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Last Dragonborn: Once, I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with some random girl.

Last Dragonborn: Last night, I lost Miraak at a function and found him outside trying to befriend a stray fox.

Last Dragonborn: Upgrades.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Don't listen to anything Hermaeus Mora says. He's an asshole.

Miraak, to the Last Dragonborn, probably

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Last Dragonborn: Hey, I’m about to get in the shower. You wanna join me?

Miraak: There’s a destruction staff taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.