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Hermaeus Mora, unfurling his tentacles to reveal esoteric knowledge tomes: There are certain...benefits to being on my side.

Last Dragonborn: Are you trying to seduce me into the ways of evil?

Hermaeus Mora: Is it working?

Last Dragonborn: No. Should it?

Hermaeus Mora, insulted: It worked well enough on Miraak.

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Last Dragonborn: You really put everything aside and came here for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Lydia: Several traffic violations.

Miraak: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Ralof: Roughly thirteen bottles of skooma.

Serana: Also, that's not our horse.

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Sheogorath: Started seeing someone.

Sanguine: As in dating or hallucinations?

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If we’re in trouble, just throw a Dragonborn at the problem and hope for the best.

Akatosh, often, definitely

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Mephala: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Sanguine: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Hermaeus Mora: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Vaermina: What was the color called before then?

Sheogorath: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

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Astrid: Can you come collect your freak of a man please.

Astrid: He's doing things.

The Listener: No, I set him loose on purpose.

The Listener: He needs enrichment.

Cicero: *cackling while stabbing all the training dummies*

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Sanguine: Even if you don't like the Witches Festival, you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Saturalia and New Life from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth.

Vaermina: The goth kids hold the line.

Mephala: Damn straight.

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No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.

The Last Dragonborn, after getting Miraak from Apocrypha, probably