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Ladies, Gents, Sentient Beings, and Everything In Between
There has been some deliberation on my part, and there might be a short revival of this blog. I’m still on the fence about it because it is literally my worst nightmare to accidentally come across the guy who is the reason I shut down my blog. But I am open to persuasion and deliberation on the matter.
I'm so happy to announce that I've found someone!!
The love of my life! I’m completely smitten! Talk about some long nights I’ve been having, if you know what I mean!! ;) ;). I know every time I wake up my baby will be there and all I have to do is walk to go see them. All four of them. And by them I mean my classes. Cause I’m marrying my education. It is with a sigh of relief I announce that I have disabled my account yet again to focus on school. College is bae, or whatever the kids say these days. I still have some messages to screenshot, edit, and upload!! Thank you for looking and following! I’ll try my best to keep the posts flowing with the interactions I have on campus!! Love you all, Shirley
EXCITING NEWS!!
My other blog (misadventurousshirley) is officially back up and running. If you’re into blogs about someone’s online dating experiences, then check it out. I’d like to say it’s pretty funny, but that’s up to you!
That’s all for now!
I’ll upload some more if something good comes through my inbox!
Thanks for looking and following,
Shirley
It’s official!!
My Okcupid account is officially active and running again! Looking forward to some new material and some funny pickup lines!!
Thanks for looking and following,
Shirley
Hey guys!
So, I’m beginning the very slow process of activating and editing my profile and deactivating it again until I have time to work on it more. It’s slow, but it’s a start!
Announcement and a funny story
Due to some stressful circumstances, I’m going to have to postpone the reactivation of my Okcupid account. I know it sucks, and I’m sorry. I’ve been runing around like crazy getting everything ready for school and I had a death in the family last week. I promise I’ll keep you updated to when I’ll be reactivating.
But until then enjoy this story from just a few moments ago: I was sitting peacefully on my couch when a guy I met on Plenty Of Fish waaaaay back (who turned out to be a real sleazeball) texted me. Obviously, I deleted his number, so when I get a random “Hey” out of no where, I play it off.
Me: “Hey, sorry, just did a factory reset on my phone last week. Who is this?”
Him: “Ryan.”(**name changed for privacy reasons, fyi**)
Me: “Lol, you’ll have to be more specific. I know a lot of people named Ryan.”
He sends me what has to be the most photoshopped picture ever.
Me: “Oh yeah, I met you on Okcupid or Plenty of Fish right?”
Him: “Plenty of Fish”
Me: “Cool cool, what’s up?” Meanwhile in my head I’m trying to think of excuses to give this guy so he’ll leave me the fuck alone.
Him: “Nothing much just trying to find something to do. ;)”
Me: I can’t stop myself from rolling my eyes at this fuck boy. “Just watching Netflix.”
Him: “I wish I was there with you lol”
Me: Ugh. Get some fucking originality. “I’m sorry, but I have a girlfriend. I was just trying to be polite, but it’s probably best if you lose my number.” I 100% love making up imaginary girlfriends.
Him: “Oh... I wasn’t trying to come onto you or anything. :(”
Me: “Well, it sure did seem like it. So go ahead and just delete my number, cause I don’t want to talk to you.”
Him: “Whatever you stupid ugly dyke.”
Him: “Go burn in Hell.”
Me: “Lmao, don’t hate me cause I get more pussy than you do.”
Ahh, men, so fragile. Anyway, have a good night.
Thanks for looking and following,
Shirley
41 DAYS UNTIL REACTIVATION!!
I’ve had a few people suggest I try Tinder, but it’ll all start with Okcupid and I’ll build from there.
Thanks for looking and following!!
Shirley
