#miserymisses

[eyedisguised]

babe im like basically a countess right

babe in all levels but legal you are the countess 

[batricee-blog]

@miserymisses replied to your post: just give me my fkcn sugar bowl and stay away from...

that’s easy give me the suGAR BOWL

you two are made for each other omg

[woolfcried]

 ....um, you’re married!

[eyedisguised]

‘ i gotta be honest, this doesn’t really compel me very much. ’

if he has to be honest, she doesn’t compel him very much. not when she is being such a slock ( snob?). he can feel his eyes almost rolling all the way back into his skull beforehe catches them and keeps them in place so that she doesn’t catch them. if there’s any mood of hers worse than slockish it’s angry— angry at him. angry at anyone else is delightful. 

to try and lure the delightful out of her he always hasto play the part himself. so, he puts on his esmé smile. specifically craftedfor her, it has all the tension of a circus tightrope mixed with theanticipation someone might fall out of it, and the charm of the cheery tunethat often plays when acrobats are doing their tricks.

   “what —”      gulp.  ( sorry, he had to swallow a little bile there )               “—  what would compel you, my love?” 

@miserymisses 

[woolfcried]

miserymisses replied to your post: adhasdh replied to your post “i don’t know who’s...

if they got away w all the olaf/esme innuendos they should definitely be able 2 let frank say fuck somehow lbr

let him do it in asl

[eyedisguised]

*moans*

[miserycoded]

miserymisses replied to your post: a closer look at my new icon :)

k but can u scat : /

gross, not in front of the kids

[inmydrcams]

miserymisses replied to your post: I’m living for the idea that it’s just a sugar...

it’s like the only explanation there is for it at this stage imo

also cause daniel likes to pull that sort of stuff?? and it’s hilarious, all this mess just cause they won’t let esmé have her complete set