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I work at olive garden btw
At one point I was trying to say charlie and the chocolate factory but my brain was also trying to say willy Wonka.
So it came out as Chilly Chonka and the Wonka Factory.
ANM ABSBEBSHSHSENENNE
Trump supporters on Tumblr are henceforth to be referred to as: Trumblrs.
my dad was telling me about a job he wish he hadn't taken so i tried to say "hindsight is 20/20" but ended up saying "hindsight is 4/20" XD
hindsight!blaze it!
My husband: "That's pretty kiss ass!!"
KT: I said "Look daddy, first stimulation."
Me: Stimulation?
KT: Wait. No.
Me: Stipulation?
KT: Yes! That.