#miss wolf

[fl3eting]

[ask-edward-teach]

When Wolf makes biscuits on you it's because she feels safe and comfortable with you btw.

That's...actually something I really needed to hear today. Thanks.

[sinistercakes]

Dance of the Phoenix: A Character Guide*

*by a biased and unreliable narrator

Part Three: The Rest

First Elder of the Darknight Court

A spiritual elder in the Darknight Court. No name given. While loyal to Lord Demon, he seems to genuinely care about Yu Mingye, covering for him when he failed a mission and got drunk, giving him love advice, and tending to his injuries whether sustained during a mission or dealt out by Lord Demon. He still abandons Yu Mingye on the orders of Lord Demon, however, at the moment when Mingye probably needed him the most.

Master Fang

Xuan Yi’s grandpa. One of the masters at Junwu Academy. Wu Youdao’s rival in chess to the point where they play floating spiritual glowing chess. Is old but can still kick ass. Enjoys fishing. Is prepared to make a last stand against Lord Demon in the Battle for Junwu.

Master Zhao

Another master at Junwu Academy. Dislikes Feng Wu, until Wu Youdao points out that the test he’s raving about is Feng Wu’s. Takes part in the Battle for Junwu.

Dean Ning

Dean of Junwu Academy. Master of healing. The Holy Sovereign’s physician. Is murdered by Wu Youdao in revenge for a slight decades ago. Feng Wu is framed for his murder.

Feng Yiran

Young master of the Feng clan. Feng Wu’s cousin. Keeps trying to marry her off to anyone with even a semblance of political power. A dickhead but not as much of a dickhead as his sister.

Feng Liu

Sixth Young Lady of the Feng clan, meaning she’s one step below Feng Wu and hates it. Detests Feng Wu and is insanely envious of everything Feng Wu has and does. Tries to kill or at least disfigure Feng Wu in various duels. She even poisons Feng Wu at one point. Wields both a sword and a red whip, giving me serious Domme vibes. Is the mastermind behind the various evil schemes she and her brother commit. Jun Linyuan powers down their cultivation bases in response to Feng Liu’s constant attacks on Feng Wu. When Yu Mingye learns she’s still bullying Feng Wu, he kidnaps her and fastens her to a wall with her face painted like a cat. Looks like Song Jiyang at some angles.

Master Yin

Master of the Celestial Palace. Zuo Qingluan’s mentor and Zhao Ge’s mother. Shimei to Queen Sheng. Helped Zuo Qingluan cover up the murder of Feng Wu and conceal her theft of the Phoenix Blood. Banishes her daughter from the Capital for being weak in cultivation. Is harsh and unforgiving. What even are those eyebrows.

Miss Wolf/The White Wolf

A 1000 year old white wolf who is able to shift into human form. Falls in love with a human man and is pregnant with pups for 20 years. Yikes. When her human lover kills himself because his family won’t allow them to be together, Miss Wolf goes on a murderous rampage. Mu Jiuzhou locks her in the Baiding Mountain. Can only speak in ridiculous howls but somehow Zhao Ge is Dr Doolittle and can understand her. Goes on another murderous rampage after Lord Demon kills her pups. The bastard.

The Peerless Tower Trio

Consisting of musical master Quatrain, fast and stealthy assassin with super hearing Greediness, and the powerful leader of the gang the Shadow Swordmaster. Look, I didn’t name them, okay? After Feng Wu uses her wits and skill (and some training from Yu Mingye and cheat codes from Coloured Phoenix) to defeat them, they become loyal allies to her, and show up at the Battle for Junwu to even the odds a little. Shadow Swordmaster somehow collects a gaggle of Junwu students during the fight.

Part One: The Youngsters

Part Two: The Adults (and a Magical Bird)

[ask-edward-teach]

Does Wolf make biscuits on you 🥺

All the fucking time, the little shit.

[ask-edward-teach]

'Miss Wolf' makes her sound so fancy... what a lady

I mean, makes sense that if he was gonna find a cat, Stede would happen on a fancy one, don't you think?

[ask-edward-teach]

Just want to second the person who said Wolf making biscuits was a sign she feels comfortable. Even sweeter, it's something kittens do to their mothers! That's just how safe and comfortable and loved she feels in the home you two have provided for her!

🐈🥰

🥹🥹🥹

[ask-edward-teach]

Is Wolf a spoiled kitty?

The way she's already started marching about like she owns the place and everything in it, I gotta say yes.

[howtophil]

"Hello Miss Wolf"

(2015, Phillip J Rhoades)

Well, hello Miss Wolf That's a mighty sharp smile you got and I don't know why you're lookin' at me so hungry

but I really gotta go I gotta get outta here I really gotta go

Well, hello Miss Wolf That's a mighty sharp smile you got and I just can't figure out why you're lookin' at me so hungry

but I really gotta go I gotta get outta here I gotta go, go, go, go, go, go Goodbye, Miss Wolf

Well hello again, Miss Wolf That's a mighty sharp smile you got, but I just can't figure out why you  gotta look at me so hungry

but I really gotta go you're smile is scarin' me I really gotta go Goodbye, Miss Wolf. Really gotta run now

Well hello again, Miss Wolf I see you're still chasin' me an' you still got that sharp smile but I still don't know why you're lookin' at me so hungry

But I really go I gotta run I gotta get outta here

Oh, Miss Wolf, that sharp smile is scarin' me What'cha gonna do with that hungry look in your eyes?

Miss Wolf? Miss Wolf? What'cha you doin' now? Miss Wolf, Miss, Miss Wolf Your sharp, sharp smile is gettin' too close and I don't know why you're lookin at me so hungry...

https://soundcloud.com/philliprhoades/hello-miss-wolf-phillip-j-rhoades-2015