BuckyNat prompt: Bucky and Natasha visits Paris, they end up wrecking the hotel room they were staying in.
Bucky drops his bags and dives for the bed, bouncing once and then flipping onto his back. He grins up at Natasha’s amused face.
“Alone at last,” he declares. “Shall we christen the bed, mon coeur?”
She licks her lips and moves closer, climbing on top of him without touching. “Careful,” she says, a twinkle in her eye. “We can’t break the furniture like we did last time. We’re already here on fake names.”
“I’ll be as gentle as a deer,” he promises, cupping her cheek in his hand and running his thumb over her lower lip. “God, you’re beautiful.”
Natasha leans in, and out of the corner of his eye, Bucky sees a shadow move underneath the closet door.
Natasha looks down at the bloodstain forming on the carpet underneath their unconscious would-be assassin. “Maybe if we drag over the study table to cover it?”
Bucky looks over and sees that the study table is in two pieces, having collapsed when when he landed on it earlier. “I don’t think that’s going to work.”
She follows his gaze. “I see.”
They look around the room together, observing the bullet-ridden headboard, the fallen lamp, the broken hinge on the closet door, and the rest of the destruction that’s been wreaked upon this hotel room in the past five minutes.
Bucky shakes his head. “We’re going to need new pseudonyms, aren’t we.”