#missquotes

[sides-of-quotes]

Virgil: *buying condoms and picking up antidepressants from the pharmacy*

Virgil: Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population~

[starrynightorchid]

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜.

~ 𝙰𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜

[drcaiman]

Jake: come in for a bro hug

Boyle: a brug

Jake: don’t call it that

[darkstrangecreepycookie]

Spooky Season

Logan: *sneezes*

Virgil: Curse you

Logan: ...Why didn’t you just say ‘bless you’?

Virgil: It’s spooky season, m’dude.

Logan:

Virgil: *Plays “This Is Halloween” on his phone*

[sides-of-quotes]

Remus: What if we kissed at the Regional Correctional Facility? UwU Janus: ...Remus Remus: Yessum? Janus: You're calling me from jail. Again. Remus: Talk about stating the obvious! Anyway, I need you to pick me up- Janus: *hangs up, going back to drinking a mimosa*

[sides-of-quotes]

Roman, on a laptop: Logan! I've been writing all day and I am stumped. Can you help me figure out how to end this story? Logan: Oh, I'd be happy to- ...Roman Roman: Yes? What is it? Logan: You have absolutely nothing written on here Roman: I might also need help with writing the middle and the beginning

[sides-of-quotes]

Logan: Shhhhhh. You have to be quiet in the library Roman: ...Nerd, you can't call the house a "library" just because you make Thomas keep buying piles of books quicker than he can read- Logan: SHHHHH!

[sides-of-quotes]

Roman: Why would you want to keep Thomas safe!?

Janus: Because I'm one of the idiots who LIVE THERE!