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[senhor-do-escuro]

Honestly i don't find these jokes about Crocodile being Luffy's mom funny at all.

If anything, only because he is a man now, so calling him "mother" is misgendering him.

I have no problems with the theory that he asked Ivankov to turn him into a man, but if that's the case, people should respect his pronouns.

[speromintpatty]

Crocodile is trans don’t @ me

And a teenage Ivankov took it upon himself to take this little girl who clearly hated herself and give her a new look the way she wanted despite never meeting in their life he just saw such misery towards herself. And afterwards he asked what his name was.

Crocodile thought Ivankov was the most beautiful person he had ever seen as a little babu, just so confident in himself, and loved himself and expressed himself however he wanted.

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

Hi. If you’re still taking requests, could you write flirting headcanons for Croco-boy and Kid with a gender neutral reader please?

Yup!

Flirting headcanon

Sir Crocodile

Crocodile is as smooth as hot butter mixed with rich dark chocolate when it comes to flirting

...which kind of makes it a shame that he’s not doing it often- because being ‘flirty’ with someone is something the pirate might have done in the past, but now he often frowns upon the mere idea

his initial approach is rather simple and straightforward. If you’re lucky enough to pique his interest he’ll either start striking up a conversation or has you called over (probably the latter) to see if you’re really as curious as you seem

in a conversation Crocodile tends to be rather dominating and almost slightly dismissive of you at first, unless he’s waiting for an answer to a question he’s asked

and your answers to said questions basically determine whether or not he’d be interested in getting to know you more properly

if  you’re lucky and he does, then that’s when his ability to smooth-talk really comes into action. No longer is he taking the lead but rather encourages you to bring up your own opinions and interests as well

and the tone of his voice will also change. The pirate knows how to use those deep and velvety vocals to his advantage, so soon enough he’ll sound full-on seductive, almost as if he’s ready to abduct you to his bedroom

now that he’s in the mood to really ‘get it going’, Crocodile makes sure to drop in a few more-or-less subtle ‘compliments’ every now and then as well. And by subtle I mean you better listen closely to what he’s saying or you might miss it lol

eventually the pirate might get somewhat threatening again tho

not really in an aggressive manner or anything; but when he notices that his curiosity in you gets more intense, he’ll begin to drop hints that basically read like „you better be worth my interest or else“

but we know that Crocodile is also prime daddy material so it shouldn't come as a suprise that he'll express his interest by sending you a special letter with an invitation to a highclass restaurant after your (successful) little flirt. Consider it your ‘reward’ for entertaining him....

Eustass Kid

not even a second after Kid first sees you he’s already on his way and tries to get as physically close as possible

“swiggity swooty he’s coming for your booty”

honestly his way of flirting... if you can even call it flirting almost borders on harassment lol

because this man has 0 respect for privacy or personal space whatsoever. If he likes what he sees he’s willing to do just about anything to guarantee that you’ll be his by the end of the day

while he’s preparing his ‘courtship ritual’ Kid also makes sure to assert his dominance by scaring off anyone that might seem interested in you as well. He needs this stage all to himself, that much is sure

unfortunately though the pirate’s a bit of a clumsy flirt (but it’s hard to notice since he usually makes up for it with the immense confidence he radiates). In fact Kid doesn't even bother asking for your name, instead he immediately starts calling you by obnoxious nicknames he made up

it’s honestly exactly the type of flirting you would expect from someone like him- loud, raunchy, and pretty darn shameless

but dear god if you actually respond positively to his wild flirt attempts...  his last two brain cells are gonna jump ship. Dare to interfere with his one-man-show and he doesn't know what to do and starts stumbling over his words

the previously over-confident facade drops within seconds as the pirate is reduced to a gaping mess for a few seconds

...but luckily Kid quickly manages to compose himself again, and his cocky behaviour is fully back on when the extra confident boost from your openly displayed interest sets in

hell yeah he’s gonna score tonight

[monitoman]

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

How does crocodile feel about his Male S/O just, begging for his attention and affection one day. Just needy to be in his arms and such? If you don’t mind that is! 💕

Of course I don't mind that dear, I don't mind in the slightest xD<3

Sir Crocodile with a male!s/o who craves attention and affection for a day headcanon

Crocodile definitely isn't the most affectionate lover, so to have his boyfriend try and climb into his lap or cuddle up to his chest all the time is rather irritating

he definitely wouldn't hesitate to tell you off and make it obvious that he's not in one of those moods. yet.

...but then again, the reptile himself is kind of a hoe for attention too, and especially when he sees you all needy and desperate to be held or adored by him... It'd be a lie to say that this isn't quite enthralling.

his curiosity is quick to arise, and truth be told, having you climb all over him definitely doesn't allow Crocodile to stay focussed on whatever he's been doing for now anyway. So fine, let's play this little game!

at first he'll still push you away, gently, but it’s only to wait for you to come back again. The pirate is intrigued to see how you'll try to win him over, and tries not to budge too much to really rile you up

the whole 'pushing you away and waiting for you to come back' thing will repeat itself a few times, but with each try his attempts to keep you away get more and more lazy. Ultimately he'll begrudgingly let you have your way and allows for you to (at least) sit in his lap

...but that doesn't mean he's going to pay more attention to you. Right now Crocodile channels his mischievous side and pretends to pick up whatever he was focussed on before because you came along, and while he’s doing that he only pets your head with his singular hand, almost as if he was dealing with a little dog instead of his boyfriend

while he’s pretending to do whatever he’s doing, Crocodile also won't shy away from flat-out telling you that if you really want something from him, you better make sure to come up with a good and proper method to convince him to give you the attention you so desperately crave

and if you’ve been stuck with him for long enough, you already know what he’s now expecting. Begging. Feed into his ego. Continuously tell him how much you need and adore him.

after a while his petting comes to a halt before he pulls you tighter against him and in a husky voice asks you what it is that you really want, and if it would really be worth his time

the large hook is brought dangerously close to your face as he examines you closely, and your answer will be the deciding point of whether Crocodile gives in and lets you have his full attention, or if he pushes you off for good and orders you to leave him alone

begging is such a huuuuge turn on for Sir Crocodile though, so if you're going down that route and continue to plead and ask for him after he caves in, be prepared that he might try and aim for more than just gentle caresses

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

Hi lovely!! I don’t know if I missed this but: 🔔 💦 for Croco-chan 🧡

Aww sure!!! Anything for you, Pumpkin😄💖

Emoji Game- Sir Crocodile!

🔔 - a surprise text

~*~*~*~*~*~

💦 - a suggestive text

Number 1 tip to get the reptile 'excited': fite him. ...Carefully, of course.

[one-piece-dumpster-fire]

May I request 💌 and ❤️ with Sir Crocodile please?

Emoji Game- Sir Crocodile!

💌 - a confession text

~*~*~*~*~

❤️ - a loving text

[salteytakesonmanga]

Robin is petting the giant bananawani! She has a weird threshold for cuteness, so I could totally see her treating Crocodile’s guard animals like pets.