#misunderstood phrases

[eggytumbles]

when I was younger, my mom called me to tell me that her boss had fired her in order to give her the opportunity to accept a better job. and I distincting remember crying because I though he had set her on fire and she was calling to say goodbye

[itsagibbon-blog]

I'm not even sure where to go with this one. It so almost makes sense.

[at-daycare-blog]

Native Songs

Gus: *sings*

Me: "What're you singing?"

Gus: "Sweet thing!"

Me: "Who sings that?"

Gus: "Keith Urban!"

Me: "Oh, that's why I don't know it. It's country."

Harry: "Which country?"