eggytumbles

she/her/hers, 22, pisces, hufflepuff

[lesly-oh]

doomed yuri

[paperlignes]

aziraphale and crowley, good omens / francesca, hozier

[halles-comet]

Your boyfriend says lets blow everything off and go have one of our boozy rich person brunch dates and maybe kiss a little bit and you're like nah bro I have to go do the work of jesus christ our lord. I don't know why conservatives don't like this show that's basically the plot of every video the catholic church shows you in middle school CCD

[vergak]

[dualumina]

DON'T HIDE THE BEST PART OF THE POST

[ryebreadgf]

[will-of-this-heart]

[whenispeakicrossmyfingers]

This is the only vibe ✨

[blackpyrefly]

apparently 92k people on this site follow the tag “video” which is fucking hilarious to me. these people really want to see videos and they dont care what kind of videos they see

[benevolentgentleman]

[leahstuff]

As a former band nerd, I can tell you that this instrument is finally being used as it should be :D

Also here’s a link to the entire song if you want it - there’s more silliness!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vBezPo3T0

[viterbofangirl]

The slapstick guy is named Grant and according to a YouTube comment:

[eggytumbles]

Everything about this is excellent

[oodlyenough]

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

[thesexiestselkie]

This video cured every single chemical imbalance I had

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

hhhhHHHH

[eggytumbles]

what a serene dewgong 

[shitpostinguniverse]

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[thatsthenorthstar]

I think I figured out most of it, but if someone could point me to a captionned version, it'd be nice, thank you! 💕

[thefloatingstone]

“So the cows think that I’m delivering hay... and I’m trying to deliver [raises voice] a fucking... HOLE! ........  God dammit!!! GET AWAY! ........ Noo! .....

[dismayed] omg figure it out.... LADIES..... It’s like a zombie movie.... I’m trying to DIG!

[annoyed] there’s not anything!

*cows moo loudly in protest at there not being anything*

WHAT??

[accusatory pause]

*Very loud moo*

There’s NOTHING. omg it’s the entire herd...

GUYS! guys.... It’s DIRT!! It’s DIRT! It’s dirt! It’s not hay! Go find the other- IT”S DIRT!! *cows mouthing at dirt dropped by the digger* You know it’s dirt!!

*a brown and white cow makes direct eye contact*

ECLAAAAIRRRE......

*brown cow is now on the ground rubbing dirt all over herself*

What. In. The. Absolute shit are you DOING??? What are you doing??? What’s that about?? IT”S DIRT.

[clint-you-dummy]

Clints first month on the farm.

[cavernario-galindo]

😳😳 😫😫😢😢🤧

[cavernariog]

[normalbeast-downformaintenance]

As an autistic boy, I approve.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

GIVE HIM THE NUT BUTTER FOR LIIIIIFE

[board-mama]

Hes getting his peanut butter for life!

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

Instead of putting shitty blue logos on products and donating to A$, companies should support autistic people with lifetime supplies of our samefoods

[typhlonectes]

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[thegreekgamer]

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

[sleeplessedenofficial]

envelööp?

[frodo-baggins]

good morning to the losers who check tumblr like a newspaper each morning and yes by losers i mean me

[tropicalhomestead]

I don't want to read the news of our impending doom, I want to see memes of the news of our impending doom.

[cobraonthecob]

we’re here for the newspaper cartoons, not the words