TSUGIKUNI TWINS AS ✨InCoRrEcT QuOtEs✨
Kokushibo: You're alive.
Yoriichi: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Kokushibo: What's two plus two?
Yoriichi: Math.
Kokushibo: …I will accept that answer.
Yoriichi: Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere
Kokushibo: Where did you get that?
Yoriichi: My pocket.
Kokushibo: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Yoriichi: Skills.
Yoriichi: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Kokushibo: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?
Kokushibo, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice
Yoriichi, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!
Yoriichi: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.
Kokushibo: I don’t usually eat with losers.
Yoriichi: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?
Yoriichi: Can you pass the salt?
Kokushibo: Can you pass away?
Yoriichi: Too much salt.
Kokushibo, teaching Yoriichi to drive: Okay Yoriichi, what does a green light mean?
Yoriichi: Go!
Kokushibo: A red light?
Yoriichi: Stop!
Kokushibo: And what about a yellow light?
Yoriichi: If you floor it, you can make it!
Kokushibo: …No—
Yoriichi, shooing Kokushibo away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.
Yoriichi: That was a joke. Say ha.
Kokushibo: Ha.
Yoriichi: Now do it again.
Kokushibo: Ha.
Yoriichi: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
Yoriichi: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Kokushibo: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
Yoriichi: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?
Kokushibo, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.
Kokushibo: So the other day I sent Yoriichi out to get us some gas.
Kokushibo: And instead of getting gas, he got us novelty cookie cutters.
Kokushibo: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.
Kokushibo: …
Kokushibo: I love them so much.
Kokushibo: What type of dog is this?
Yoriichi: That’s a tortoise.
Yoriichi: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Kokushibo: All I drank was Redbull!
Yoriichi: How many?
Kokushibo: Eighteen.
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