i really was gonna finish that mattejonas fic today but ended up hanging out w/ friends. tomorrow is the big protest day! so can't lock in, unfortunately. but catch me outside scribbling ideas for the conclusion on a little notebook.
So Miho is ready to expand her business interests, and what better way than in a field she knows a lot about and enjoys immensely?
SEX TOYS!
Makes sense right? So, what I am going to do, is create a product list, based off references from various fics – some of them mine, some of them not, and obviously, not all of them from the MJS universe.
My intention is to describe the product, and also link the fic which it reference.
Now I don’t really do requests – not that people ask – BUT if you have a smutty Voltage/Lovestruck fic you think it’s pretty unique that I might be able to base a sex toy off, you should definitely throw me a link in my inbox and I’ll see what I can whip up... or out? -snicker-
Open catalogue?
1. Introducing the Moisty Ichinomiya!
This pea green ball-gag can shut up even the most arrogant asshole (caution: not to be inserted into actual asshole), without causing an anaphylactic reaction.
Instead of him chewing you out over forcing him to bunk with his best buddy in a towed lifeboat, let him chew on this!
Reference can be found in Chapter 37 of High Voltage by @hifftn
2. Inject a little carefree luxury into your romance wardrobe with Moisty Flings!
This collection of delicate lace panties are ideal for sexy romps perfect for throwing off in a fit of passion. Ideal for leaving strewn about, especially hanging off hotel art installations.
Reference can be found (mainly) in MJS Client Report: Seiji Goto by Me
3. Need to spice things up a little? Try playing a game of Moistyisms!
Nothing says nice sexily undulating like suggesting he thrust his hot beef injector into your meat wallet; this is a game of smutty euphemisms. So prime your mutton dagger for her bone purse because even the losers of this game are winners.
References can be found in Smut-Crack Challenge by Me
4. There is nothing brave about going raw - you need Moisty Jell-OH!, our patented water based, sugar free (yet still delicious!), hyper-allergenic, tingle-fantastic, all-purpose lube. Created in honour of the First Annual Tres Spades Jello Wrestling Tournament, you’ll want to smear this warming, heightened-sensitivity inducing gel on all parts of your body - inside and out!
Reference can be found in First Annual Tres Spades Jello Wrestling Tournament by Me
5. Go big or go home! If this motto fits your approach to cramming things in your cooch or crap-cave, then the Mythical Moisty Golden Dong is for you. Rumoured to be a perfect 1:100k scale replica of Eisuke Ichinomiya’s cock, cast in pure gold, this artisan crafted dildo stands at an alluvially satisfying 6 inches, with a moderate girth which makes it perfect to use to scratch an annoying itch or use as a doorstop.
Reference can be found in Part 14 of High Voltage by @hifftn
6. Need a soundtrack to set the mood? Allow the haunting sounds of Moisty Whalesong excite your lover to the point she invites the neighbours over for an orgy. Available on CD or electronic download, the aural subliminals of this deceptively restful soundtrack will drive even the most monogamous partners to the point of sharing your with his family members.
Reference can be found in Snakes and Starships VI ~Whalesong~ by Me
7. Moisty Binds are the perfect addition to your toy chest, especially if you’re looking to step things up a notch. Watch the dom in her squirm in ecstasy, tied up and helpless to your attentive tortures with our 100% pure silk scarves - perfect for restraint when YOU don’t want to have to show any.
Reference can be found in Out of Office: The Smutalogue aka Miho and Goto’s Honeymoon by Me
8. There is NO situation that isn’t suitable for the use and liberal application of Moisty Sparkles. Whether you’re anticipating a hot liaison with a stunning stranger at the club or stripping down to your sundries on stage, Moisty Sparkles adds a touch of magic to the sheen of sweaty skin. Make from 100% recycled and biodegradable materials, YOU may enjoy finding Moisty Sparkles in various crevices months after use, but the planet won’t!
Reference can be found in Part 6 of High Voltage by @hifftn
Have a smut you think might inspire me to add something to the Moisty family? Send me a link and we’ll see what happens! <3 B
