#mk shit post

[usaigi]

Villain going off about their evil plan: —and what are you going to do about it?

Steven with a V: first of all, I’m going to text my therapist to bitch about your idiocracy. Then, I’m going to stick this baton so far up your arse you meet your maker

[ancanosaur]

Kung Lao: literally does anything

Me: 😍😘😻💘❤💋👀👀👀❤❤💗💗💖💖💕💝💫💫💫💫💗💗💗😍😍😍😍😍😍💖💖💖💖😻😻😻😻😊😊😊😊👀👀👀💫💫💗💗💋💋💋💋😍😘💖❤👀💫💗🌈💕💕🌈🌈❤

[ancanosaur]

Okay but like,,,

They didnt have to make Liu Kang and Kung Lao that hot. They made that choice.

They fuckin sat down and were like. Yep, we doin it. We makin these monks hot and spicy.

and so, i am entitled to want to hold their hands and give them smooches. Like it's really not that fuckin complicated.

[ancanosaur]

Takeda: you so

Takeda: fuckin'

Takeda: precious

Takeda: when you

Jin: please dont-

Takeda:😍💖🌈💘💫💗💋 S M I L E💘❤💖💕💋😍💗🌈

[ancanosaur]

Hanzo Hasashi deserves the world and we gonna fight if you disagree.

[ancanosaur]

Noob: you can tell me anything.

Kuai Liang: im in love with Hanzo.

Noob: okay, almost anything.

[ancanosaur]

*Kung lao and Liu Kang show up with their handsome selves*

My brain: Thirsty mode has been activated. This system cannot be turned off manually.

[ancanosaur]

Smoke, where ever you are, i love you my little gay vapor.