#mk writing

[ukit4m4]

★┆LIN KUEI BROTHERS FAVOURITE SPOT(S) TO KISS N BITES

warning : none, i think..? only bi han 's part have a tiny bit of smut

writer's note : HI LOL I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED IN A VERY LONG TIME 😓 I THINK THIS HAVE BEEN IN MY DRAFT FOR LIKEE IDK TWO MONTHS???? I SWEAR I'LL POST THE DARK!JOHNNY FIC SOON.. (or not idk writingblock is consuming me)

Bi-Han :

- he's probably a boobs typa guys. he'd prefer laying down with you, and rests himself under your chin, nuzzling onto your chest. Believe me, at the most random times of the day, he'll walk up to you and randomly squeeze your chest. (If you're comfortable enough with that, of course.) When having sex, he'll lean down and will definitely nuzzles onto your chest, whispering,

“You're mine, aren't you? Say it," He'd groans. "Say that you're mine." :3

Kuai Liang :

- when you guys are cuddling, his favorite position are the spooning thingy. His the big spoon, you're the small spoon. Sometimes, you guys will just cuddle in a comfortable silence and it makes him happy that you can spend time with him without words. If it is winter, he'll probably heat up his body ever so slightly so that you won't feel cold. He'll put his chin on your shoulder, then plant kisses on your cheeks until you giggle :3

Tomas Vrbada :

- Opposite of Bi Han, he loves putting YOU on HIS chest instead. Yep, you heard it right! Either when you guys are in the bedroom, or in the living room while watching TV, he'll lean to a stacked pillows, and put you on his chest, no matter if your body is big or not. Basically, your head is under his chin, so he'll plant kisses, stroke your hair, back, arms, etc. No matter what position you guys cuddle in, he just happy enough to spend time with you :3

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[ninjasmudge]

Do you think Maq helped ger find her cat??

listen to me. look into my eyes. the alleyway behind the theatre is the same one the girl lost her cat in. macaque already has her cat, because he found a smug orange obviously tame cat stray behind the theatre and took it back to his dojo.

she is going to follow him to his dojo at some point and shes going to walk in like “IS THAT MY FUCKING CAT?”

[ninjasmudge]

heres what i think:

mk- good driver. lots of practice but cant keep his eyes on the road

mei- technically fantastic driver but failed her test 14 times bc she drives all vehicles like shes trying to win a rally

red son- no licence. lots of experience. awful driver

tang- never even tried to drive. bums a ride off work friends

pigsy- knows how to drive. had a licence once but he let it expire.

sandy- has a boat and pilots license but cant fit in a car properly

mo- boat, car and pilots licence. also fishing license, assistant therapist license and possibly licence to kill

sun wukong- has a vague knowledge of what makes a car go. does not know which pedal is which. cant drive, thinks he can drive anyway. no license

macaque- through a series of misunderstandings has a HGV licence. can drive and back up an 18 wheeler with flawless technique and accuracy but can barely keep a regular car on the road

[ninjasmudge]

Hello, may I ask for the top 3 shenanigans the twins got into, ranked by how much of a heartattack Macaque and/or Wukong had?

oh man, if we’re talking shenanigans and not the more serious situations, its probably: (in no particular order)

1- when rumble found out she could create portals, the twins straight up left the island, swk and maq had NO idea where they went. it took them 3 hours to find them again because theyd somehow portaled to DBK. they were looking for red son because he hadnt visited in a while and they missed him

2- one time maq went out and he came back to the oven fully encased in ice, swk covered in flour and fully K.O’d on the floor with the twins sprinting in circles around him chanting. he never got the full story on that one.

3- one time after mei brought the two twins bubble mixture to blow bubbles, rumble eats a bubble while trying to catch it and savage is clinging to her convinced her sister is going to float off into the sky like one.

(theres not too much more but ill put it under a cut anyway)

rumble thinks thats silly but then they both work themselves up over it getting worried until theyre scared and crying over it

maq hears them burst into tears from the house (theyre loud) and him and swk go out to see whats wrong, and for a while all they can get out of the two sisters through the tears is when rumble sobs out "i dont want to go in the sky"

they eventually get the whole story out and while its upsetting to see the kids so upset its almost a little funny that this is what its over

anyway, they assure the kids that that isnt how it works and they go get a snack and some water to calm down, (but the twins are literally magic and they have no reason to believe that a person cant start floating from earing a bubble, so theyre still a little worried)

after they eat dinner, the twins go back outside to play in the sand but rumble cant stop thinking about 'what if she floats off?' swk is putting things away from dinner while maqs trying to figure out how the fuck the little car tang got them works so that he can fix it when they both hear screaming from outside

anyway thats how they all figure out rumble can make herself float into the sky with her telekinesis.

it turns out fine though, her dads are very fast and one of them has a flying cloud. swk zips straight up and grabs her while maq picks up savage whos crying while trying to jump high enough to get her sister back, and shes doing pretty well but shes too upset to make her powers work properly

rumble stays inside for a little while until shes got a grip on the power.

[ninjasmudge]

…how did macaque and the twins escape lbd? bc in light of RECENT COMICS. it looks like it was a tough battle to say the least

A WELL

maqs fight to escape lbd went pretty much how youd expect, considering how long he lasted against swk. the kids start crying while hes out (because it was the first time hed left them alone for over a couple of hours), and the mayor finds them in maqs room.

maq SHOWS UP in the first ep of s3 but then dips literally half way through before even crashing his vehicle on the airship bc he can feel something off with the kids

he shows back up in his room, to find them gone and skids into the main room, finding lbd floating savage and the mayor still holding a wailing rumble

he tries to reason with her but she says they arent part of her destiny and dont need to exsist

lbd grabs him with the chains but as soon as she starts to hurt him with them, the kids start freaking and rumble escapes the mayors hold and rips up one of the chains up from where its holding him down (since rumble inherited parts of lbds magic, shes able interact with the chains a limited amount)

lbds actually so shocked, she releases the other chains on maq, and he immediately grabs the kids and runs, the mayor and lbd take chase and its a pretty high impact fight, where maq takes a bunch of hits bc hes trying to protect the kids too, and lbd knows how he works so she keeps ripping him up from the floors and walls before he can create a shadow portal

yeah basically the only reason they all escape is because lbd aint expecting the twins to have that much power and she does think its....interesting, possibly worth further investigation

they have to travel mostly on foot to get to ffm because hes worried putting them in his shadow dimension to portal out would actually dissolve them back into shadow magic, like when his usual clones poof

(worth noting that... this means maq still has the chains on him after he escapes)

[ninjasmudge]

oh another one is that MK isn't allowed to have energy drinks because he's a caffeine addict and he'll go threw an entire case in a day if no one is around to stop him. honestly, considering he gives off pretty big ADHD/ADD vibes, I think he's barely allowed caffeine regardless. and I'm sure he's getting medicine but that stuff is never 100% effective and MK def forgets to take it a lot on his own, his focus can be either non-existent and he needs some micromanaging in order to ground him to tasks at hand or hyper-intense on one thing to the point he's completely neglected everything else including sleeping, eating, and drinking water. with caffeine, especially amounts in shit like monster or Redbull and he's reaching mac levels of chaotic energy and becomes just as much of a Lil gremlin bastard. and imagine him having like three of those relatively close together. people can barely understand what he's saying either cause he's literally taking a mile a minute and/or he's jumping topics and contexts every other sentence or even between sentences. there is no hope of keeping him on track with anything or its the second and he hasn't moved for his art desk in hours, hasn't spoken at all probably surrounded with cans and cans of energy drinks. i like to think his artwork when he gets like that would be a lot more... bizarre and have people questioning his sanity just a little so yeah he's not allowed to drink any energy drinks.....he still does though and no matter how many times mei, nezha, pigsy or wukong comes after him with a shoe, wooden spoon or the hat of discipline he'll still be out here trying to sneak a can. (this is totally not me projecting my own caffeine addiction problems onto this child, nope totally not, i definitely do not drink 3+ monsters a day whos asking tell them to mind ya own business its my adult money i'll do what i want)

< me also with adhd drinking a monster ... shrimpteresting

[ninjasmudge]

Reading your comic of Wukong meeting Rumble and Savage and going "that had better not be fucking mine! If it is and you didn't tell me I'm gonna be so mad!" faced me with the idea of Wukong seeing that he's got two kids with Mac that he never knew about and immediately going "okay forget whatever fight we had, I'm raising my fucking kids with you whether we like it or not" and it makes me laugh.

Wukong with MK: *aggressively dads*

Wukong when he learns about Rumble and Savage: *aggressively dads harder*

UNRELATED BUT THIS ASK JUST REMINDED OF ME OF AN AU ABOUT THIS I NEVER POSTED might make a post if anyones interested 👀

but back to the ask, smth about this is really funny to me, i think i mentioned before that a personal favourite hc of mine is that rumble and savage were created after maq took swks powers and then got a power up from lbd, his bodys way of trying to rid him of too much power is to infuse the next two clones he makes with that power, so theres one clone with swks power and one with lbds power both mixed with maqs own.

what really makes me laugh about this is the idea that swk would be personally offended that maq had some baby monkeys and he didnt bring them to one of the monkey troops in flower fruit to meet the other baby monkeys like "WHAT YOU DIDNT THINK THEYD BE SAFE HERE?? IS FFM NOT DEFENDABLE ENOUGH FOR YOU??" and macaques like "you know damn well thats not the reason i didnt bring them here" to which of course swk is going to respond by being the most present and attentive dad ever to make up for it

AND NOT ONLY THAT but i bet most of the reason macaque DID show up and stay was because when the kids started showing their powers he watched one of them blast through a wall with lazar eyes during a tantrum and was like. hm. i am going to need a hand here.

[ninjasmudge]

i think itd be cool if the reason lbd had the mayor push macaque fully into the array in s3ep4 (rather than just threatan him with it) was to take part of his power/ essence which shes gonna use to make rumble and savage

unless im mistaken she mostly uses these when she’s Doing Things with powers (when she took xiaotian’s powers, when she made the mech etc) plus red son uses a similar type of seal to her once; it always seems to be for POWERFUL magic